Funny sentences that play tricks on people.

Funny sentences about touching people.

In study, work and life, people often come into contact with sentences. From the perspective of syntax, a sentence is the largest grammatical unit. Still struggling to find excellent classic sentences? The following are funny sentences I compiled for you, for reference only, and I hope they will help you.

1 1 No matter where you are, I will fly back to you as long as you need me.

Your name is written in my heart, let me love you forever!

3, clear water, no fish, invincible!

Turning a girl into a woman is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man.

5, Tang Yan meat can live forever, Tang Yan shit don't know if there is the same effect?

6. Only you know my world.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

8, husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love.

9. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance!

10, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

1 1. When you go out, your wife has told you not to take the first row by car. If you can't stand up with a food clip, don't spoil your stomach by drinking. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

12, women don't care about decency, decency is because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

2. If I can't see you again, can I slap your face?

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive me for my big face and love to eat all my life.

5. I dropped my mobile phone so many times that nothing happened, and then I thought my height saved it.

6. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

7. There are always a few friends around me: I saw the plane for the first time, and I don't know which mental hospital it was after I got acquainted.

8. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

9. My last name is Ruan. Because I like sugar very much, my friend told me to eat less.

10, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

1 1. I hate those children. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

12, my outlook on life, Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

13, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy my own raincoat.

14, someone asked me why I am a schoolmaster. I said, before, a senior told me, son, we have no other way out except studying.

15, go out to eat beef hotpot with me. This product says beef tendon is the best, and then I got a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

16. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

17, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

18, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, mom is still embarrassed without you.

19, he said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

20. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

2 1. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

22. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

23. Don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money.

24, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

25, Tanabata is coming, it's time to go back to heaven and talk to Yue Lao.

26, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone stepped on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

27. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

28. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

29. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

30. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

3 1. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to say it.

Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

34. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

35. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

36. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

37.ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.

39. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

4 1, you say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

42. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

Lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent …

44, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, kneeling and electric heating really can't stand it!

45. Czechoslovakia My name is Jack, and my wife always complains about me like this.

46. In high school, everyone has a name tag. Before a ward round, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to ward round … The whole room was silent …

47. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.

48, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

49. I asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said, "I had it in high school." I know perfectly well past ask, "Are you from Henan?" She was frightened: "with men, of course!" "

50. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.

5 1, you little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison and refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

52. It's too late for you to fall in love now, so you should concentrate on your studies ... in college. It should have been solved in junior high school and high school.

53. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

54. Today I heard an eight-year-old girl sing, two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love. All men, all men, so perverted, so perverted.

55. Even if you are frustrated again, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!

56. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

57. I read an article in Weibo saying whether you would like to fall in love with yourself. I struggled for a long time and finally chose not to. For an instant, I stopped blaming the people who abandoned me.

Come out for a second. I need to talk to you. ""about what? " "love. "

59. A woman came back from the supermarket and complained bitterly, "If the customer is always right, why isn't everything free?" .

60. There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there is no trouble, it is a good time on earth.

6 1, Ajie walked through the cemetery and was very scared when he heard a knock at the door. He was relieved to see a man touching the tombstone and asked what you were doing. The man said that they carved my tombstone wrong.

62. A student threw a coin into the air: "Look up at the movie and play billiards on your back. If the coin stands up, it will. Just study! "

If you want to have a happy day, drink more wine. If you want to be happy in January, you must find the feeling; If you want to be happy for a year, you must give up your troubles; If you want to be happy all your life, don't follow the new trend.

A Ju was bullied one day, crying and crying, and then drowned herself. Feifei did not drown. Why? Because Feifei can fly.

65. I went to the supermarket today. I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes, but I saw that the cashier was my ex-girlfriend. I resolutely put down my cigarette and proudly walked out with a pack of menstrual towels!

66. You bought a mask with a floor of 18. You wear it every day and go to crowded places. Seeing him yesterday, a word made you dizzy. "Dude, did you wear the mask backwards today?"

67. Two cows are eating grass. One of them said: mad cow disease is prevalent recently, so we won't be infected, will we? The other end of the phone said, no, we are kangaroos. Already crazy!

68. Girlfriend: What are the conditions for falling in love? Boyfriend: Male and female. Girlfriend: Nonsense. Boyfriend: Yes, and a lot of nonsense.

69. I never knew that parting would be so sad, missing so strongly, and loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!

70. Only in football can we see a group of multimillionaires desperately chasing another group of multimillionaires, and we can also see them swearing, spitting and twisting into a ball.

7 1. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parents. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down and said, "Wife, listen to me!" " "

72. I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say "I love you"!

73. W: I want to divorce my husband. Lawyer: Is there any reason? Woman: I suspect that he is the father of my child.

74. Dad called me today and said something had happened to my sister. I hurried home and saw my sister sitting on the sofa with her head down. My mother's eyes are red.

In the 1970 s and 1950 s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and joined forces to make steel. In the 1960 s, fellow villagers saw fellow villagers and took different positions; In the 1970s, when the villagers met, they were all directors.

76, the difference between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

77. Do you know why some people like to put their hands in their sleeves? Because she/he knows that even if she stretches out, no one will hold it. It is better to shrink warmly.

78. Xiao Wang Gang said to the king, "After I get married, I must ask my husband if he is hungry, even if I am so careless."

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