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What sand sculptures have you made to coax your girlfriend?

In order to make my girlfriend happy, I spent all my money on brand-name bags for my girlfriend. As a result, I ate instant noodles for a month, and now I want to vomit when I see instant noodles. My current girlfriend has known me since high school. I liked her very much at that time, but it was difficult for me to catch up with her.

Once, I saw her playing badminton on the playground. In order not to be so deliberate, I didn't even think about throwing my glasses upstairs to create the illusion that I wasn't going to see you. I was just picking up my glasses. As a result, I met her, only to find that my glasses were broken when I came back, and I spent a lot of money to get a new pair of glasses. Now I think it is very funny.

Another time, when I first started working, it cost her a month's salary to buy her a dress she liked. For this reason, I chewed steamed bread and kimchi for a month, so that my weight soared during that time. Later, my friend mentioned the word kimchi in front of me, and I wanted to throw up. My good friend told her when I was fetching water that I missed him very much, wanted to see her and told her to wait for me. ?

As a result, she really waited for me Although we didn't say anything when we met, she didn't leave with her friends until she saw me coming. My friend told me about it. Although I really want to beat him up, in retrospect, although I made those sand sculptures, she didn't dislike me at all and stayed with me, which moved me very much.