The autobiography of a Madhaha

2018? Monday, March 19? Rain

It is said that a person's character determines a person's destiny. I was careless, reckless, and impatient. Although it didn't bring any consequences to myself, looking back on all the things that happened in life along the way, it makes people laugh and laugh.

When I was nine years old, because of my carelessness, I almost disappeared from this earth along with my three cousins. That summer afternoon, it was extremely hot. A few of us hid from the adults, sneaked out, and learned to swim in the Liuhe River not far from home.

The three of them couldn't swim, so they just flopped around in the shallows of the river. I pressed the barrel with both hands and used its buoyancy to swing my legs vigorously in the water, back and forth. My seven-year-old cousin felt that the sand under his feet was resting on his feet, and he leaned deeper into the water.

My cousin noticed something was wrong and quickly grabbed his paddling foot and called me: "Ah He, grab the willow branch and give me your other hand. Let's pull him back quickly." I Looking at my cousin swaying in the water, I felt a little nervous. I anxiously stretched out my left hand and grabbed the willow branch with my right hand and pulled hard to the shore.

Suddenly, I heard a snapping sound, and I was dumbfounded. I found that what I was holding was a wild rice leaf next to the willow tree. Coupled with the inertia of force, we were restrained by my cousin and moved more and more in the water. Yang Yue Yue Yue. I became aware of life and death at the age of nine. I choked a few mouthfuls of water and closed my mouth tightly. I held my cousin's hand in fear and didn't dare to let go. While floating on the bumpy ground, I saw the treetops on the shore, and then sank into the chaotic river water.

My breathing became more and more uncomfortable, the word death flashed in my mind, and I felt even more depressed. When I was still thinking about death, my eyes suddenly became bright, and there were hands on my waist to lift me up, and I heard in my ears: "Ah, not one, two, oh my god, three, holding hands and pulling legs, I was scared to death." "Yes, there are three Uncle Hua. I forgot to mention a few in my hurry to call for help." That was my father's voice.

There were several people standing on the shore. My aunt, father, and sister were busy dragging us ashore. The person who saved us was Grandpa Hua from the north of the village. It turned out that my sister, who was watching us swimming on the shore, found that we were missing and went home to look for our father. My father's hand was injured at work and he couldn't go into the water to call for help. Fortunately, Grandpa Hua passed by and saved three of our lives.

After experiencing the lesson of this drowning, I dare not go swimming in the Liuhe River again. After school in the third grade of elementary school, I washed my handkerchief by the Liuhe River and took a bucket of water home to make porridge. At that time, when food was scarce, people would eat porridge at night. My friend said, let’s do the rubber band dance together while I cook the porridge. The fire burned for a while. I opened the lid of the pot to see if it was boiling, and then closed it again.

More than 20 minutes later, when I opened the lid of the pot again, I found that the porridge was different from the past. Each bubble floated upward with the heat and circled lightly above the pot. I was puzzled and called my mother. When my mother tasted it, there was a greasy smell, and when she smelled it again she suddenly said angrily: "It smells like soap, did you put it in there?" I looked at the right corner of the stove, and after washing the handkerchief, the soap had disappeared, and I was speechless. Come.

"Whenever you can concentrate on one thing, the soap will definitely stick to the pot and slide into the pot when you lift the lid. Even the pigs can't eat this porridge. It will cause diarrhea. Don't eat it tonight. Hungry will make your memory long," my mother said while rinsing the pot, planning to cook it again.

My father came over to help me out and pulled me into the room. I took out a song list I copied last night and said, "I will teach you and your sister to sing the second verse tonight. Do you remember the first verse?" I nodded and sang the first verse of "The Waves of the Hong Lake". My father praised with satisfaction: "I have a good memory."

I noticed the pen in my father's jacket pocket and said excitedly: "Tomorrow the teacher said he will teach us pen calligraphy, let me try it first." I took out a piece of paper, took off the pen cover and drew on it. There were calls from my friends outside the door. I stood up in a hurry and didn't even have time to insert the pen cover. The pen fell as I left. My father picked it up and inspected it. He found that the tip of the pen was bent and broken.

He said distressedly: "I have been using this Hero brand pen for five years, and it has only been five minutes since I arrived at your place. I just complimented you. When will you change your irritable character?" I was frustrated! Too bad, I have no intention of going out to play anymore.

In fifth grade, math word problems were my weakness. At noon, I took my math homework home and planned to think about it after dinner. Before my mother went to work in the fields, she told me to bring my own umbrella. She said it would rain in the afternoon. I nodded absently.

After thinking for a while and having no idea, I took the umbrella from behind the door and planned to go to school to discuss it with my classmates.

As I walked, I was thinking about the keywords in the question, and I got an idea halfway through. I put down my umbrella and squatted down, put my notebook on my knees, and prepared to do the questions. Only then did I realize that what I was carrying was not an umbrella, but the bamboo hook my father used to pick bayberries.

I couldn’t laugh or cry, and I was afraid I wouldn’t have enough time to go home. I had to take the bamboo hook to school. My deskmate asked me strangely what I was doing with a bamboo hook, but I pursed my lips and didn’t answer. She looked me around and asked, "Have you lost your tooth?" I nodded desperately and hid the bamboo hook in the corner where the broom was placed in the classroom.

After class, I glanced at the bamboo hook from time to time, worried that my male classmates would use it as a golden hoop and break it, forcing my father to go up the mountain and cut it again. After school, it rained just as my mother expected. The students went home one after another holding umbrellas, and those who didn't have them shared umbrellas with each other. I waited until the end and ran home with my bamboo hook in hand.

That early summer afternoon, my mother gave me fifty cents to make soy sauce after school. He told me to put the money away and not lose it. I patted my chest and promised, carrying the empty bottle in the bag, I jumped on the road.

I was sweating so much that I took a rest under the shade of a tree. I found a group of ants moving slowly carrying a big caterpillar. I suddenly became interested, so I lay down on the ground, picked up a branch and looked for an ant hole, and finally found it next to the root of the tree. I gently pulled the caterpillars with branches and helped the ants carry them. They smelled the smell and chased them to the entrance of the hole. I thought I was done, patted the soil on my body, and ran to school.

During the second period of class, I accidentally stumbled upon an empty bottle. I felt that there was no money in my pocket, and then I remembered that I had always held the money in my hand. I became anxious and thought I might have fallen down a tree. He hurriedly raised his hand to tell the teacher to go out. The teacher asked what happened, but I looked sad and didn't answer. He said impatiently and said, "Go and get back soon."

I panted and ran under the tree and searched carefully. The fifty cents lay quietly among the dead leaves. It must have been because I let go while looking for the ant hole. In the evening, I gave my mother the thirty cents I had left to buy soy sauce. Fortunately, I didn't have to suffer any physical pain.

Before I knew it, I was in middle school. Small things like losing money no longer happened, and my mother’s scoldings became less frequent. As the grades went up, the homework became more difficult. After the first test in the chemistry class, I felt that I was not sloppy and was well prepared, and maybe I got good grades. But the teacher called me one by one to take the test papers, but he didn't call my name.

I raised my hand to ask, and the teacher smiled and invited me to the podium. After asking for his name, he showed me the test paper and asked, "Is it yours?" I nodded after reading the handwriting. The teacher pointed to the name column on the test paper and asked: "Did you undergo a chemical change or a physical change?" My face turned red, and the word "change" was clearly written in the name column. The whole class roared with the teacher's words. laughing out loud.

I can’t wait to find a place to drill. Because the first question is what is a chemical change and what is a physical change. I was just thinking about the question, but I got confused again and signed my name differently.

Finally, she has grown up with no arms or legs, and I feel that Ma Daha’s problems have improved a lot. I was in a serious relationship for six years. On my wedding day, according to custom, my mother put new shoes on for me. After putting them on my left foot, my right foot was too tight to wear, so I forced them on myself. After the wedding banquet, my right foot was so painful that I couldn't touch the ground. I took it off with great effort and found that the toes turned into blisters.

When my husband picked up the shoes, he looked at them and said, "How come one of these shoes is size 36 and the other is size 38? Didn't you try it on when you bought it?" I covered my face in annoyance. I tried it on three times. One size, I specifically bought the next size up. Confused and confused.

The next year, a baby was born. After I was discharged from the hospital, my mother came to see me. She happily looked at her daughter's sleeping face and said, "Now that you're a mother, you can't be careless. I just asked my aunt, and she told me that when you were a child, you kicked her little grandson under the bed in your sleep. "You must be careful not to hurt your child now."

I said disapprovingly: "Don't keep talking about the past." My mother was unhappy: "I'm afraid you won't have a good memory." Half-heartedly, he just read a book, pretending to be Sister Jiang, and pinched his feet with hot pliers. He covered the burns without saying a word, and even ended up in the hospital with ulcers and fever."

The husband on the side asked with a smile: " Is it all true?" The mother said, "Of course, she has a lot of embarrassing things. Please take more care of the child." The mother's words made her husband very nervous. It was winter, and he was worried that his daughter would be a little cold if she slept alone in the crib, so he put her next to him. He let me nurse her before going to bed in the middle of the night, while he changed her diapers and looked after her. I'll take care of you for the rest of the night. Two months later, when the weather got warmer and his daughter started sleeping alone, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

During the summer vacation when my daughter was in third grade, I went on a business trip to Ningbo. After calculating that I had half a day to spare, I decided to take her to the underwater world. For the first time, mother and daughter went on a long trip. My husband was worried and gave me countless warnings to keep me safe. When I returned home the next afternoon, I received my third inquiry call from my husband, and I yelled at him angrily: "What are you worried about? I'm not a child, and I'm about to go home." My husband plausibly said: "What did you do the day before yesterday? I was here to read a book, and I stepped on and broke the front legs of the puppy lying at your feet. You can never go wrong with a reminder." I was speechless for a moment and hung up the phone.

As time flies, my daughter has grown up with the help and care of her parents-in-law, and my irritable temperament has calmed down a lot. Unfortunately, due to excessive use of the eyes, the visual acuity dropped from 0.7 to 0.5. Normally, I don’t have the habit of wearing glasses. Occasionally, if I wear them for a day, my head will feel uncomfortable. In autumn, I used to pick up the fallen grape leaves in the yard like socks. When pruning the flowers and trees, I didn't see clearly and actually removed the main stem.

After I left the house, I mistakenly identified my daughter and called her parents missing. Later, I simply stopped saying hello to passers-by, for fear of making the same mistake again. I worked overtime on Saturday night and went home after finishing my shopping. Walking on the cement road covered by trees, the street lamps emit faint light through the gaps in the trees. Faintly, I noticed a figure who looked like my husband opposite, so I asked cautiously: "Is that Tiantian's father in front of you?" The person opposite answered in a pinched voice: "Are you Tiantian's mother?" I heard that it was. Husband, ran over. He laughed and said, "Back in the war years, you and I were underground workers, communicating with each other using code words." I rubbed my eyes and said, "I was mainly afraid of mistaking my husband and making people laugh."

In the middle of the night, I had a dream. I strayed into a dark forest. There was no light and I couldn't find my way home. I lost my husband. I called out his name. In my sleep, my husband pushed me awake. I brushed off the sweat on my forehead and said, "I couldn't find you in my dream just now." My husband patted my hand and said, "That was just a dream. Look, your book is on the left and your book is on the right." I am yours, and I will recognize you, Madaha, for the rest of my life." I hugged him in emotion, without saying anything.