The most classic funny jokes on WeChat

1. Time will make you understand that except for takeaways, buses, and express delivery, you can’t wait for anything else.

2. Don’t be ridiculous, have you ever seen fish meat in fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the wife cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So it’s understandable that you don’t have breasts in your bra or money in your wallet.

3. Looking at the angrily way you tear up the express package with your hands, you don’t look at all like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

4. Last month: If I have money, I will eat whatever I want, and the dog will eat whatever I want. Last month: I have no money, so I eat whatever the dog eats. This month: Awesome, ready to eat dogs.

5. I am no longer a little girl who will be impressed by one or two caring text messages. At least I have to give a red envelope.

6. "What does it feel like to have a successful confession?" "He is finally blind. He is finally blind. He is finally blind."

7. It’s too painful to have a crush on one person, so I have several crushes!

8. Today I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street. I couldn't help but think of myself in middle school. Back then, I also watched a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street.

9. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself. Are you cute and charming, and perfect enough to make others jealous?

10. If I had known that life would be so difficult, I should not have competed for first place in that swimming competition 20 years ago.