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A word with a distinct personality

1. Whether a person is educated or not can be seen from the details. Bitterness and humor are two different things, and outspoken and frank are two different things; Ill-bred and casual are two different things. Being neither heavy nor heavy does not mean being honest and frank. Remember one sentence: self-mockery is humor, and laughing at others is uneducated; The best way to avoid disappointment is not to pin your hopes on anyone or anything. Expectation is the root of all heartache. It doesn't hurt if the heart doesn't move. It is a small probability for two people to meet, and it is the best thing for two people to fall in love. It's all providence that I can meet you. All I have is luck.

2. People are greedy animals. He got this, but he can't forget that. How many people have been delayed by three words? I used to be afraid of commitment. I am afraid of the future with anyone, and my disgust disappears in quarrels and trivial matters. But what's special about you is that even if we do the dishes every night, I can't wait; I really hope that when you chew my tongue behind my back, it will bite to death.

There are only two actions in drinking tea-picking it up and putting it down. Life is like drinking tea. Although it looks complicated, isn't it that simple? Why are there some things to worry about? Why do some people struggle? Many times, bow your head, bow your head, and the world could have been like drinking tea, just picking it up and putting it down; The so-called hobby is not just something you like to do, but something you are willing to pay the price to do; The person who walks the slowest, as long as he doesn't lose his goal, will walk faster than the person who wanders aimlessly.

4. I always thought that the sourest feeling was jealousy, but later I learned that the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous; Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without them. Forgetting makes us strong. When a woman misses the first man she wants to marry, she has no desire to be picky. When a man misses the first woman he wants to marry, he is picky.

True love is not giving everything, but making yourself a better person. If you love someone who doesn't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love; Don't care too much about what you get, ask yourself more about what you have paid. Waiting itself is love, and there is no result; People with clear criteria for choosing a spouse can not only choose qualified people among those who have feelings at the first meeting, but also slowly contact with qualified people to see if they can find feelings.

6. If you can't find a reason to stick to it, don't stay where you are, and then find a reason to start over. Life is so simple. With a little courage, you can change your life and start over. Life is short, don't regret it, if it's not the end, please go on with a smile; What is sadder than loneliness is that you know you are lonely, but you use something to suppress yourself and deceive yourself into not believing that you are lonely. Investigate its heart, after all, it is still lonely; Love is like tug of war. Everyone wants each other to love themselves more and desperately want to win the game, but forgets that if the other party lets go first, they will only lose their heads.

7. I have seen the spring breeze in Shili, the solstice in late summer, the ripples in Qiu Guang and the warm sunshine in winter, all of which are beyond your reach. I want to see you; Some things are too lazy to explain to others, some things can't solve the problem, and some things are pointed out to harm others and harm themselves, so many things finally become "forget it"; The words in my heart are warm when someone listens; Depressed things, some people understand is happiness.

8. It's sad, isn't it? People who have hundreds of pages of chat records leave when they say so. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat with someone from the beginning to the present? I smiled when I looked at it, and I cried when I smiled. If you have a dream, you must pursue it. If you pursue it, you will have a chance to succeed. Love at first sight is just seeing the color and feeling it for a long time. It's all about weighing the pros and cons. Even if you grow old together, it's just a habit.

9. If you have more experience, you will know that if you don't have the skills, no matter how much social interaction you have, it will be floating dust. The only way to overcome inferiority is self-improvement. Never look down on yourself before others look down on you; When you meet disgusting people and things, you should learn to be calm and calm. The scum in this world is unpredictable.

10. Actually, the diploma is just a train ticket. Tsinghua's soft sleeper, undergraduate hard sleeper, specialist hard seat, private station ticket, adult students crowded in the toilet. When the train arrived at the station, everyone got off to find a job, only to find that the boss didn't care much about how you came, but only about what you would do; One day, we will grow old quietly, perhaps lonely, but still have a soft heart, believing that love will never die; Later, I realized that the significance of growing up is that you can try to understand things you didn't understand before, try to forgive people you never accepted before, and remain optimistic, independent and brave and kind in the face of sadness and injustice.