Joke-telling venue background materials

1, a classmate was dumped by his girlfriend and stood on the balcony of the dormitory one night and said to our supervisor, give me a reason not to commit suicide? The climax came, and the head nurse took a mouthful of cigarettes gracefully and said, it's your turn to clean the dormitory today. . .

2, a night taxi driver, just pulled a couple. After getting on the bus, the man looked out at the sky, and then said to the girl, I saw the sky tonight and divined that it is not suitable to go home tonight. Let's get a room, and the woman actually agreed …

3. On the subway, next to a couple's conversation.

Man: "honey, let's buy a car and write your name."

Woman: "You're just afraid of an accident. Is it my fault? "

Man: "Then write my name."

Woman: "You don't want to write my name at first sight. What are you packing ... "

One night, I suddenly felt sick in my stomach, and all the shops nearby were closed and there was no paper. I turned to look at an ATM of ICBC, took five receipts for 100 yuan deposit and withdrawal, and hid in a dark corner to solve the urgent need!

5. "Everyone is against you marrying Erkang. Why are you so stubborn? " In the face of doubt, Wei Zi smiled faintly and said, "It's not that easy to be surnamed Fu, which makes people particularly fascinated ..."