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Elephant, hedgehog, what will happen between them. Make up a short story

I remember that day, thunder rumbled and it rained cats and dogs, and elephants hid in it.

Under the eaves, an oil-paper umbrella became attached to the little hedgehog, because the hedgehog gave it to the elephant.

After holding the umbrella, the elephant finally fell in love with it

Hedgehog's sister, Little Hedgehog, is pregnant.

In three years, I gave birth to a baby for an elephant.

Bao, they all named their children Nezha.

The child is too naughty, only three years old.

Run to the sky to steal peaches and Dan, Tathagata.

The Buddha was very angry and pressed the hedgehog.

Under the Huashan Mountain, their children

Since then, I have been looking for magic all over the world.

Learning the true classics, finally after 998

Eleven difficulties, knowing that the universe is invincible

Gan Kun, Yin and Yang axe chopping wood,

Dig the hedgehog out from under Huashan Mountain.

However, after coming out, the little hedgehog actually came out.

I went to Gaolaozhuang without saying hello.

I heard that I later remarried to a man named

Zhu Ganglie's people, elephants and hedgehogs from now on.

On every side, elephants always miss the days when you plowed and knitted with hedgehogs. .....