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Chu Xun Yu's classic lines
2. (At the opening ceremony, the rain nettle returned the washed vest to Haiyun) Haiyun: "Did you wash this for me yourself? This is the happiest gift I have ever received. " Rain nettle (dumbfounded): "I washed this with a washing machine."
3. The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. Want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity, a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky, and a stupid pig who will never fly into the blue sky!
4.OS: At this moment, I really appreciate this night and this rain, so that even if I cry in front of him, I won't be found by him.
5. Murong Haiyun: "You are jealous!"
Chu Xun Yu: "I didn't eat jiaozi. What are you jealous of? "
6. I, Chu Xun Yu, swear to heaven, to the earth, to the wind, to the clouds, to the rainbow and to the flowers. I only love Haiyun in my life. No matter what difficulties I encounter, I will stay with him until we grow old and die.
7. That's Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in Jiangnan. He's a big idiot!
8. Murong Haiyun: "Waiter, drink!" Chu Xun Yu: "What to drink?" Murong Haiyun: "Pulse." Chu Xun Yu: "It's sold out." Murong Haiyun: "Sprite." Chu Xun Yu: "Only at room temperature."
Murong Haiyun: "There must be mineral water!" Chu Xun Yu: "Small bottle 10, large bottle 20." Murong Haiyun: "So expensive! Give me 500 yuan first! "
9. Chu Xun Yu: "I have met narcissists. I have never seen you so narcissistic. In this life, no, I will never like you, you megalomaniac! " Murong Haiyun: "megalomaniac? You ugly, ungrateful man and woman! "
10, Duanmu, I admit, I once liked you. When I lost you, my heart ached. But tonight, when I think that the sea of clouds will leave me forever, my heart is not very painful, but I feel dead.
Haiyun, have you really forgotten me? No, I don't believe it. Don't you have those ups and downs in your heart? Sea of clouds, we once swore an oath. No matter what happens in this life, we will be together, but now that you don't know me, how can you keep your promise?
12, sea of clouds, the furthest distance in the world is not that you stand in front of me and you don't know that I love you, but that we face to face and you don't know that we have had so many unforgettable loves, so many earth-shattering vows and so many moments of life and death. You can't blame Haiyun for this, maybe this is our doomed ending.
13, I don't want to know how you and Haiyun met and fell in love! You have no idea what we've been through, and you have no idea how hurt I am to stand in front of me today.
Sword rain classic lines
1, Mao Mao Rain said: Master, why did Mao Mao Rain say before Lu Zhu died that I would like to be a stone bridge, with wind blowing for 500 years, sun exposure for 500 years and rain for 500 years, but begged this girl to cross the bridge?
The abbot said: Before Ananda became a monk, the Buddha met a young girl on the road and fell in love with her. The Buddha asked him how much you like this girl. Ananda replied: I would like to be a stone bridge, which has been weathered for 500 years, but I beg this girl to cross the bridge.
The abbot said: Then he is very kind to you!
2. Ceng Jing said (Xiao Yu said): The abbot said, am I still blessed?
The abbot said, Go ahead. The dead are the eyes of the living. You can't learn from the past, the present and the future. The future is the present and the present is the past. Go see if you can get it.
3. Ceng Jing said: Don't accept it.
Jiang Asheng said: Why, if you don't accept it, it will get wet.
Ceng Jing said, let it get wet. Why did you come to me? I want to ask you something. You must answer me before the rain stops. I'm only gonna ask you once. Will you marry me?
Ceng Jing said, "If you had 802,000 pieces of silver, what would you do with it?"
Jiang Asheng said, "If I had 802,000 yuan, you wouldn't be with me."
Ceng Jing said, "Why?"
Jiang Asheng said, "You don't marry me because I think I have money."
5. When the green leaves seduce Jiang Asheng-
Jiang Asheng said: Weird. Jing went to the Buddhist temple for the first time in the evening, and a crazy woman came at home immediately.
Come and see ~ there is a crazy woman in my room, a crazy woman without clothes, come and see!
6. Jiang Asheng said: OK, let's eat.
Ceng Jing said, aren't you curious?
Jiang Asheng said: Even if you used to be a thief in Jiang Yang, you are still my wife. I like having you by my side.
7. Ceng Jing said that when he was injured and fainted at home-
Jiang Asheng said, honey, it seems that you are in big trouble this time.
8. Jiang Asheng said that when facing the killer-
Jiang Asheng said: Did you hurt my wife?
9. When Jiang Asheng said that he knew that Ceng Jing said that he was the murderer of his father-
Say, Sheng, before you kill me, I want to ask you something. Have you ever been sincere to me?
Jiang Asheng said: absolutely impossible, I am false to you.
Ceng Jing said: Let me get rid of this evil and end this relationship.
Ceng Jing said: I am a Buddha. Please bless my husband, Jiang Asheng. He said he would live a long life.
Ceng Jing said: After I die, you leave Beijing with the money. Marry a wife and let her have a son for you. Your heart will not stop.
10, Ceng Jing said that after killing the leader of the killer organization at that time, he was seriously injured-
Jiang Asheng said: Come on, let's go home. (Jiang Asheng said as he picked up Ceng Jing and said)
Ceng Jing said: Write me a divorce letter when you get home.
Jiang Asheng said: What are you talking about when it rains in Mao Mao? There are still many days left.
1 1. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof that shelters you from the wind and rain.
12, I would like to turn into a stone bridge, which can withstand 500 years of wind, 500 years of sun and 500 years of rain, just asking her to cross this bridge!
Classic English lines in The Truman Show
Classic English lines in The Truman Show
Birds won't be caged, that's all. Their feathers are too bright …
Some birds won't be caged because their feathers are so beautiful!
I stayed in your tent all night so that you could play in the North Pole. I have pneumonia.
One night, we stayed up in the tent all night. Because you wanted to play Arctic games, I got pneumonia.
When he was eager to find her.
But I only know that no matter what the correct answer is, no matter right or wrong, we will bear it together.
There are other places, but ... well ... the point is, I'd be happy to stand in front of the traffic for you.
You can't face the reality without me, so ... you have to find a way out elsewhere, but the important thing is that I am willing to do anything for your friend.
Dialogue between Classic Lines and Quotations in Chu Qiao Biography
1, Chu, actually I have never changed, but you never know what I really want. Now, I want to tell you all my beliefs and ambitions in this way.
2, the falling flowers are intended to follow the water, and the water does not understand.
Many times, fate will give people a choice. One step often changes many things.
4. The wind roared, and everything was scattered after all. At the end of the play, whoever enters the play the deepest will lose.
I have my beliefs and principles and no one can stop me. Unless you, unless you die.
6. Xun Yan, you are so lucky that you don't know how to cherish it.
7. The old system will be destroyed and the new summer will be reborn in the ashes!
Even if the sky falls, I can't leave, because there are people I love under my arm.
9. She loved two men all her life, one never loved her, the other couldn't, and finally became a joke of fate.
10, hot and humid liquid in the corner of my eyes flowed down my cheeks, and the wind blew, so cold, so cold, the petals of red begonia fell all over the sky, as if it had rained, and the wind blew through the city, raising a tearful residual red in the sky.
1 1, I don't want to be such a cowardly person, growing up, aging and dying in the iron and blood order of the empire. One day, I will break through the cage, throw away everything that the gate valve has brought me, and complete a feat with my only life. Even if it is so insignificant to others, I can tell myself before I die that I am finally brave.
12, it's getting dark, the north wind is whistling, the bone marrow is biting, the wind rolls up the white snow, whimpering and flying all over the sky, like a crazy monster.
13, you haven't seen the really wide world because it hasn't been created yet. One day, from the upper deep plateau in Yanbei to the East Cliff Sea in Huaisong, from the Adu wasteland in the western desert to the Jiuwai mountain range in southern Xinjiang, we will all surrender to the feet of the empire, and all this will start with my combat knives.
14, there is no one here. I can allow myself to be sad and scared, but please be sure to shorten the time to the shortest possible time.
15, there are only brothers who treat each other as equals, and there are no 3,000 husbands who have their own hearts. I am Huai Song princess royal, and I am Nalan Hongye.
16, ten years of life and death are warm and cold, and the rest of my life is bumpy and ups and downs, so I stumbled like duckweed in the rain, and finally a stranger came today.
17, I heard that if people always play dumb. After a long time, you will become a real fool.
18, the woman suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the man coldly, and said slowly, "In that case, I will be poor all my life, fight with my life, destroy the soup, and then make you worse than a pig or a dog."
19, Wan Li with mountains and rivers, her home is beautiful. After all, she can't escape the barriers of life, just like drifting with the tide.
20. Do you know? This is my belief.
2 1, sadness is greater than heart death, and sadness is greater than ignorance.
22. Xun Yan, I have never been to my hometown. Because you are here, I regard your hometown as my hometown.
23, but sometimes, the more you know, the more confused your brain will be, but you will ignore some very simple truths.
24. The night is gloomy and Leng Yue is frosty.
Xun Yan, you must live, even if you are like a dog. Only alive, there is hope, only alive, there is the ability to complete the unfinished wish, only alive, it is possible to get back what belongs to you one day. In this world, others are always unpredictable, and you can only count on yourself.
26. After all, it is my own wishful thinking.
27. In this world, there is another thing that is above love and freedom, and it is worth making every effort to protect it. My ideal of great harmony was left in the upper deep plateau five years ago.
28. There are many ways of life in this world. Poverty is life, wealth is life, mediocrity is life, and luxury is life. Why do you always have to choose the hardest way for yourself? Like this, you are nothing more than an ordinary person, otherwise you are very tired.
29. Time flies so fast that they are like two unrelated meteors. They don't even have time to say a word of treasure to each other, so they have to go their separate ways.
30. My happiness in this life may be that I can have a good sleep, without thinking, doing, fighting, killing or intrigue. Outside, the snow is falling and the clouds are surging. The person I love is lying beside me, sleeping quietly, motionless and not talking. It's a pity that I will never have this chance.
3 1, what is true inner strength? Ruthless? Or are you determined and never greedy? No, everyone has selfish ideas.
32. Time won't make you old, but experience can make you vicissitudes.
33. Chu, I once said that everyone can betray me, but you can't, because you are my only light source and the shining sun in my dark sky. Now, my sun is out.
34. "One day when I don't have to look up at you in the cage, I will tell you my name."
35. The sun rises and sets slowly, the noise outside gradually fades away, and the cold night enveloped this bustling imperial city.
36. I thought this life would never end, just like the wind cruising on the Yanbei Plateau all the year round, and the snow that never melts on Longji Mountain all the year round, but I was wrong. My eyes were blindfolded by the shackles of gold, and I couldn't see the secret ambition of annexing the world, the killing of millions of corpses everywhere, and the strange and unpredictable tactics after the crow. Now, I'm going to walk into the golden cage and take my parents with me.
37. He is not a heartless man. He is still very kind to me, and he is a sworn brother.
38. Perhaps, a person's life is an airtight chessboard. The road ahead is confusing, and you hit a wall on all sides. You don't know where to settle and where to stop. Since you started the chess game, you should work hard, but in the end, you may have tried your best, but you are getting farther and farther away from winning.
39. Hope is in your own hands. No one can save you unless you cut yourself some slack.
40. He has never been a kind person, just for her, he is willing to put away his edge, but this does not mean that he has forgotten how to kill people.
4 1, because you are in the back, you can rest assured that the most dangerous back will be vacant without any precautions.
42. After all, while she avenged her husband and son, she also killed another husband and son. A feud ruined a woman's life from youth to vicissitudes.
43. The wind in this world is so strong that they can only stumble forward, waiting for the moment when the storm comes, and stubbornly raise their faces.
When I turned around, I knew I could never go back. Out of this door, everything will fall into the flame of flesh and blood, separation of flesh and blood, separation of love, family destruction and hegemonic overthrow, but I will go on without hesitation. I want all the blood in this world to let you know what I really care about.
45. My wish is that one day, all the children in the world can laugh like this.
46. Really strong people. There must be something you swore to protect.
47. Those who enjoy all this safely are not qualified to hate and curse it.
48. There are other generals without me in summer. Without me, my father has other sons. Without me, Xing Er has no hope. -Zhuge Yue
49. What he can't let go, others can finally let go.
50. At that time, they may be too young to know what the world is, what human nature is, what interests are, what the future will bring, and what obstacles will be on the road. They don't know anything. They are like two little hedgehogs. It is cold and snowy outside. They snuggled together and kept warm quietly. I don't know that as time goes on, they will eventually grow sharp thorns.
5 1. In this world, not everything can be explained clearly, just like tigers eat wolves, wolves eat rabbits, and rabbits eat grass, which are unreasonable.
52. It was originally a grain of sand and was loved by people, so it became precious. After years of polishing, it finally became a pearl.
53. Chu, if we can walk in together, we will definitely walk out together. You have to believe me, because in this world, we can only trust each other!
54. Li Ce, you are right. Yanbei is really cold. People's hearts are frozen to death, even the vows are frozen.
55. A man's chivalry can only be brought into full play when facing a beautiful woman.
If I can't turn back, then at least I can choose to move forward.
57. How many years have passed? The past years are like a clear spring rolling in the lonely and cold air. He inadvertently watched his heart ache like a knife.
58. We are all a flash in the pan under the hand of fate. In a hurry, decades of eventful autumn are flickering.
59. Chu, between you and me, it is still a myth, with different positions, and there is no possibility of being on a par from the beginning. You took a big risk to send me home, but I can't let you leave. There are fake birds, but there are none. A joke of that day came true like a proverb today. The lonely wind is like a whirlwind, and there is a bleak line between the dead and the earth. Song Zhao rode slowly towards the ancient city of Huang Zhen, with a lonely and crooked back.
60. If she leaves, I will become a demon.
6 1, he quietly looked at his mother's eyes without shock or hatred, only deep fatigue swept through and completely drowned his handsome face.
62. It turns out that time has passed so far, but those memories are hidden in the depths of my mind and become lonely migratory birds, which have been lingering. Finally, the years tell them that everything has been reincarnated.
63. He and Xuan Mo are brothers and they are just brothers. Once brothers become husband and wife, mutual affection is gone.
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