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What are the classic sentences in "Bright Sword"?

1. I estimate that the city gate building is a tough nut to crack. Even if I lose my front teeth, I still have to bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

2. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They have two shoulders fighting against a head. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh. A big knife will have to go through a hole. Even if you meet the Lord of Hell, I can also shave off some of his beard.

3. What the damn elite, what I fight is the elite. What kind of bushido, what I fight is the bushido.

4. No. Assists, the whole damn main attack. Now our strength is eight to one. I have never fought such a rich battle in eight lifetimes. Now we are open to becoming landlords. Third Battalion Commander, don’t talk like a lotus. , the assists were changed to the main attack, I didn’t give any extra men, and the second didn’t give me any guns, just one word change, I had to bring out the murderous spirit, I had to be energetic (this style of play was later adopted by Nie Fengzhi of the East China Field Army’s Nine Columns It was successfully used in the Jinan offensive. Nie Fengzhi was also a general of the Fourth Red Army)

5. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine, you can't restrict my freedom. You have to have autonomy. You want me again. Being a good boy and asking me to think of ways to get weapons on my own while limiting my autonomy is unreasonable!

6. I don’t regard this breakout as a breakout, but for what? As an attack , attack the enemy.

7. If I want to die, I will die like a man. I can't die like this, and if I want to die, I will die on the way to charge.

Wei Dayong (Monk)

Captain, I want to eat meat, hehehe!

If the commander gives me face, I will keep it.

Huang Dayong ( Captain of the 6th Company of the Independent Regiment, died in the Brown Yanggou Blockade)

Without the order of our commander, if the sky falls, we have to hold it up with our head. Even if it enters the tiger's mouth, I can break it off Two Yala! (Such a unit has a very strong combat effectiveness)

Zhang Dabiao:

1. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Now the little devils Is it okay to disrespect your ancestors?

2. Captain, just save a bullet. I told all the commandos that if you go up there, don’t prepare to come down alive.

Ding Wei:

1. If you rely on asking for instructions to fight, you won’t be able to catch up with any dish!

2. Instead of missing the opportunity, attack decisively! I don’t care whether this enemy will increase peace. Bing, even if he goes to celebrate his birthday, you can't let him succeed!

3. What I like is mine.

4. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong does not dare to do , Damn it, if he had one or two divisions, he would dare to attack Taiyuan!

The tragic attack of Sun Desheng’s cavalry company was so tragic, very real, very touching, and there was a kind of military spirit in it!

(There are only 5 people left in the entire cavalry company) Cavalry company, attack!

(Only one person left in the entire cavalry company, Sun Desheng) Cavalry company, continue the attack!

Zhao Gang:

Chu Yunfei:

1. Soldiers must have backbone! (He shot the captured artillery regiment staff officer)

Female nurse of the Eighth Route Army:

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1. If someone asks who is the most capable of fighting among all the main regiment commanders of the Eighth Route Army, no one can say for sure. But if you ask who is the most courageous and the most capable of causing trouble, people will definitely say Li Yunlong. Ah.

Li Yunlong’s classic lines:

----(To Zhang Dabiao) What the hell are you elites? I’m fighting elites!

---- (To the gunner) Damn you, you are a loser, why don’t you save your money? You dare to complain, be careful I will beat you!

----(To Zhang Dabiao) You bastard, you can just say what you mean, but why are you so sincere? Look, it’s all fucking bottom.

----(To Ding Wei) If a person is unlucky, his heel will be hit by his fart. It's nothing to be demoted, even if I'm a company commander, damn, you actually drove me to the quilt factory to be the director of some bullshit factory. Is that what this gentleman did? Doesn't this force Zhang Fei to embroider? You, Old Ding, just wait. If one day you get a quilt with mandarin ducks playing in the water, it will be embroidered by me, Old Li.

---- (People from the uniform factory said that without Minister Zhang’s approval note, they can’t make the decision to let Li take away the military uniforms) Did I let you make the decision? I am still the director of the factory, I have the final say! There are two hundred pieces of equipment, and not one of them can be missing. Well, we, Lao Li, can’t work here in vain!

---- (To the soldier) A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. When will we wolves improve our lives? That's when I met the little devil.

----(To Zhao Gang) Here comes another white-faced scholar. Why are you in the independent group if you don’t know how to drink? Stop talking to me, I'm a rough guy, and I can't drive away the Japanese just by talking. I asked Deputy Commander Kong to do some side work. A group of horses came from Wanjia Town, and I asked the First Battalion to bring them back. Zhao Gang, stop selling me dog-skin plasters. When I was fighting in Hubei, Henan, and Anhui, where were you? You want me to get a gun and you want me to be a good boy, that's unreasonable.

----(To Chen Geng) What are you doing, brigade commander, robbing! The first level of officialdom crushes people to death.

----(To Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I exchanged five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How you train is your business. Physical punishment is wrong, but kicking him in the butt is okay. Yes, yes, you have to do ideological work, and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, I beg you, brother, can I kneel down for you?

----(To Minister Zhang) If I want a wife, I will trade my wife for fifty boxes of grenades. If you give me ten more boxes, I will get you a Japanese girl. .

----(To Zhao Gang and Kong Jie) There are raging soldiers and raging generals in the same den. Our independent regiment has no meat to eat. It’s just the fucking political commissar. Kong Er, you are pretending to be an intellectual. You don’t know a word in Douda, and you don’t know what the word is when the pole is overturned. You even wear glasses like a fool - pretending to be a college student.

----(To the soldier) Let me tell you, Blind Man Cheng, that I taught him how to shoot a gun back then, and now I will teach him how to fight, and let him learn how to stand on the hillside.

----(To Zhao Gang) It’s a joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one was won by culture? I beg you, Zhao Gang studied at a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my treachery!

----(To Chu Yunfei) A dignified man carries a female gun, and if word spreads about it that people will laugh at it, I want a male one.

----(To the soldier) Your ears are stuffed with donkey hair? I just said no fortifications are allowed, are you taking my words as fart? !

----(To the soldier) We, political commissar Zhao, are like Confucius with a sword on his waist, and are both civil and military. I'm not selective about my food. I don't like too much, and I'm not happy when there's less. If I can't get anything, I'll be scolded. Of course, I don’t want everything. If you bring me a Japanese girl, I won’t want it.

----(To the monk) Don’t I look like a boss? You kid is looking up at the sky with your buttocks turned up, you have no eyesight!

----"Soil Excavation": Shoot all the cannonballs for me! Damn it, I can't handle it!!!....

----( To soldiers) If you hit someone and don't fight back, don't hang out in our second division. I can't afford to lose that person!

----(To the soldiers) If we don’t sacrifice, how about sacrificing our fathers and brothers?