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As a cyclops, Gan Long deliberately satirizes him in the first part. How did he respond skillfully and win the prize?
Even if one eye is blind, it doesn't affect his idea of studying hard. Instead, Liu worked harder. He was admitted directly to Gong Sheng at a young age. Although his face and eyes have obvious defects, his knowledge and talent still make many people admire him. Because of this, the examiner at that time recommended Liu to Emperor Qianlong, and Liu got the opportunity to be interviewed by Emperor Qianlong.
Emperor Qianlong was also Yan Kong. After seeing Liu, he felt that his face was ugly. If he was admitted, it would be a joke, so he came up with a difficult problem and beat Liu so that he could not be admitted. Gan Long tested a pair of couplets. In the first part, he wrote: "Cyclops is not on the Dragon and Tiger List". Obviously, this sentence is talking about Liu Feng's name, and the clever Liu quickly answered. He said, "Half a month still shines on Gankun", which means that even with one eye, he can see everything clearly and share his worries for Gan Long.
Gan Long was naturally very happy when he heard that, and he made a couplet. Liu received it quickly and the antithesis was extremely neat. After listening to this, Gan Long was overjoyed. He felt that Liu's literary talent was genuine, so he kissed the location of the flower. Have to say, even as a cyclops, Liu Fenghao still didn't give up on himself, and finally got the reuse of Gan Long.
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