Collect some funny messages that wake people up in the morning!

1. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up. Please reply to cancel the service: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up.

2, the mushroom is cold, wake up, your whole body cells are calling you up!

3. Dear mobile users: As your points have reached the requirements, our company will send a super handsome guy, please go downstairs to collect it within three minutes, and it will not be processed after the expiration!

4. Good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today?

5.good morning. A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

6. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

7, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope there will always be happiness in your heart …

8. When I was a child, I heard my mother say that your ass would be cooked if you were exposed to the sun for too long, so now you have to change your face and continue baking or getting dressed. You have no choice. ..

9. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

10 I ask the sun to give you happy sunshine every day, and I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best!

1 1, the sun is shining, flowers smile at me, love learning and labor, and make contributions to the people in the future! You're going to do meritorious service, why don't you get up? !

12, dear: It's time to get up. Don't sleep. You will become a pig. Ha ha ha ha, I miss you. Do you miss me?