A funny and sarcastic joke.

1, the latest version of the top ten criminal laws: lifting the bed!

2. There are plenty of herbs in Gao Fushuai, and the baskets are full of vegetables! ! !

3、? Busy? I am chatting, playing games, watching cartoons, playing mobile phones and being in a daze. Anyway, it doesn't include ignoring you.

4. The slogan of public toilets in Ren Lei:? Don't flush after shitting, you have to pack! ?

Never reason with your parents. You will be scolded if you say it. Say it, congratulations, you will be beaten! !

6. I feel very happy! I have a lover since I was a child. Its name is school, and it waits for me to sleep every day. When I grew up, I changed my lover's name to work and waited for me to do it every day.

7. A fly can destroy a pot of soup, and a lump of shit can shut down the whole water park. What I want to say is that you should never underestimate your ability.

8. I tell you from personal experience, don't pick your nose on the bus, it's not good to sneak around, it's easy to poke your whole finger in.

9. May every teacher in the world find an abbot who loves her, dotes on her, cherishes her, makes allowance for her, protects her, and gives her only one person to recite the scriptures in her life. . .

10, bought a guide dog today. I'm not blind, I'm just tired of playing with my mobile phone and lighting street lamps.

1 1, life is too dull to dream about.

12, I have said what I regret most in my life. What is this? You can cut it as you like. ?

13. The most arrogant, ruthless and arrogant group in the world is the taxi driver who is about to hand over his shift.

Three advantages of Alzheimer's Harmo's disease: 1, making many new friends every day. 2, you can laugh when you see old jokes. I can make many new friends every day.

15, you never know how good your boyfriend is to you. Eat snacks when you are not at home, because you are afraid of eating badly; I secretly watch porn because I want you to go to bed early at night after a hard day. I didn't call you because I was afraid that the radiation of mobile phone would affect your brain; I ignore you on QQ because I want you to read more books in a limited time; I farted under the covers when I hugged you, because farting in winter must be hot.

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