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How to praise a man's excellent sentence is funny.

1, men do things, one is one, two is two, women do things, one plus two equals five.

2, mature men are the guardians of the wheat field, so look carefully! This is the dream of tulip field. Drunk!

3, a clean and white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Bending a little fat, he works there quietly. The not-so-handsome face is completely filled at this time.

At this time, the man is very serious, and a moment of childishness will stimulate gentle desire.

6. It is right for a man not to cry. But the next sentence of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.

7. The road to a man's heart must pass through the bottleneck of his self-esteem. You know, flattery can make you invincible all over the world, and it is also a slap in the face for men.

8. Go shopping with me during the holiday. Maybe we don't buy anything, but I want us to go together and let others know how much we love each other.

9, my hero should have perseverance, prosperity is not crazy, adversity is not panic, the wind comes and goes, the sky is falling.

10, every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

1 1, I think there are more sad men than women, women love the first love, and men love the last one.

12, a man has the ability to turn his wife into a tigress, which shows that this man is confident.

13, this man is very handsome and manly.

14, a mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.

15, the teenager sat under the blooming cherry tree, his hair was as dark as jet, and the skin on his neck was as delicate as fine porcelain.

16, men should understand friendship, love and righteousness.

17, I like your hair, the luster of your hair (feel, color, taste ...)!

18, if your husband is working hard and his eyes are tired, then you need to give him a warm hug and lean on his shoulder.

19, his dark eyes suddenly caught the bloodthirsty chill of the superior, just like a fiend, a pair of ice eyes easily penetrated people's hearts, pierced the weakest corner of my heart, and danced clothes.