What are the confidence of straight men?

Ahem, the answer is definitely a straight man, but the answer is definitely not a "straight man's cancer" who has always maintained his confidence in honey. Answer the Lord and spit it out. In my opinion, these "straight men's cancers" all have those wonderful honey confidence.

1. All members of the opposite sex like to

cough, which may be a sensitive topic.

For straight men with cancer, they may think that the female classmates in their class are interested in them because they accidentally look at themselves.

They may also think that their classmates in the front seat are interested in them because they borrowed their erasers.

They may also think that other girls are interested in them because they gave them a compliment.

they may think that other girls are interested in themselves because they pass him by and the shampoo smells on their faces ...

they may think that the other girl is interested in themselves because a girl who buys fruit comes next to them when they buy fruit.

They may think that others are interested in themselves because they are next to them in the train.

In short, they will feel that many members of the opposite sex in their lives are deeply infatuated with themselves, but they are embarrassed to speak, and they should also leave them some face and not let them "embarrass".

Second, they have the best taste

They may like to listen to some noisy songs, such as the rap songs of Rambo Eminem, and play music on the outside of their mobile phones in public occasions; They may like to listen to folk songs and sing loudly in the street; They may like to use Netease cloud music to have a meal with everyone. In short, they will feel that their taste is the highest. They can't wait for everyone to know what they like. They hope others can think like this: "Look, that man has good taste!" "

Third, they are the most humorous.

They may tell a joke that they don't know from which comment area in Weibo, and tell it with a lame description at an inappropriate time, which makes everyone sitting here feel that it is an out-and-out cold joke and makes the air freeze.

They may like to slander others and regard it as a joke. If others are angry, they will say that you are really boring, and they can't afford to joke about it.

They may like to interrupt others with one or two words, and they think they are the king of warm-up in chatting.

Fourth, they are the most handsome

They may be wearing China Jordan's shoes and low-imitation T-shirts bought on Taobao. They may be wearing a five-yuan ring and a 2-yuan beaded bracelet wrapped around their wrists. They may try to comb their short hair into a big back. Then they think they are an expensive and excellent Gao Fushuai. They think that all the opposite sex will admire their costumes when they see them.

They are so confident that they won't read a word written by a mortal like me.