The shortest English joke

Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?

Attendant: He is swimming, sir.

Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?

Attendant: He is swimming, sir.

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I saw a saw sawing another saw.

I saw a saw sawing.

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He was caught.

? Bororis was expelled from school for cheating. ?

? How could this be

? He was caught counting his ribs in a health examination. ?

He was caught.

? Polonius was fired for cheating?

? What is the reason?

? During the physical examination, he counted his ribs and was found.

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Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

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Actually, I only need one drink to get drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember whether it is thirteenth or fourteenth.

In fact, just one glass of wine made me drunk. Unfortunately, I can't remember whether it is the thirteenth or fourteenth cup.

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As you get older, three things will happen. The first one is that your memory has disappeared, and I don't remember the other two. ...

As you get older, three things will happen. The first is that you will lose your memory. I don't remember the other two?

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Father's motto

Teacher: My children, remember this proverb. ? Give more to others and keep less for yourself. ?

Jack: This is my father's motto!

Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What is his occupation?

Jack: He is a boxer.

Father's motto

Teacher: Children, remember this proverb: More pains, less gains. ?

Jack: That's my father's motto!

Teacher: Your father is really a noble man! What does he do?

Jack: It's a boxer.

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