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What kind of talent does a group of five people perform? Please tell me a show! Thanks

Tell English jokes, here are some examples:

1. Boy:?Is?this?seat?empty?Girl:?Yes?and?this?one?will?be?if ?you?sit?down.?Boy: Is this seat empty? ?Girl: Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be empty too.

2. Boy:?Can?I?buy?you?a?drink?Girl:?Actually?I'd?rather?have?the?money.?Boy: I can buy you a drink Drinks? ?Girl: You might as well just give me the money. ?

3. My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! ?Mrs.?Smith: ?But?you?must?put?an?advertisement?in?the?papers!?Mrs.?Brown:?It's?no?use,?my?little?dog?can't?read .?

My dog ??cannot read. Mrs. Brown: Oh, honey, I lost my precious puppy! ?Mrs. Smith: But you should put an ad in the newspaper! ?Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

4. My Wife Will Exchange Them. A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. "Cloth?or ?leather? ″?asked?the?salesperson.?″Makes?no?difference?″replied?customer.″What?color? ″?asked?the?clerk.?″Any″?he?responded.?

″Size? ″?″Give?me?whatever?you?prefer″?the?gentleman?said?slightly?exasperated.?″My?wife?will?be?back?tomorrow?to?exchange?them.″?

Anyway, my wife will come to change them tomorrow. A gentleman walked into a store and wanted to buy a pair of gloves. "Do you want cloth or leather?" "The salesperson asked. "No difference. "The customer replied. "Then what color do you want? "The salesperson asked again. "Any color is available. he replied. "Where's the number?" "Just get me a pair of whatever you want," the customer said a little impatiently, "anyway, my wife will come to change it tomorrow." ”

5. A?physics?Examination, Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?while?his?classmates?were? thinking?it?hard.?The?question?was:?When?it?thunders?why?do?we?see?the?lighting?first,?then?hear?the?thunder?rolls

Nick's?answer:?Because?our?eyes?are?before?ears.

A physics exam.

During a physics exam, while his classmates were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question. The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick’s answer is: Because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back. ?