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Will North Korea go mining after the World Cup?

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North Korea is undoubtedly the most mysterious team in the top 32 World Cup in South Africa. From refusing FIFA's open training regulations to addresses that many people can't find. It can be said that all kinds of behaviors cast a mysterious color on the North Korean team. The mysterious North Korea has kept the world guessing, and many shocking rumors have made people guess more about the mysterious North Korea. The following are five false rumors circulating.

1. You have to dig coal after losing?

A former head coach of North Korea revealed the secret of North Korea: "If North Korea can win the World Cup, then North Korean players will be honored, but if they fail, they will be punished and may be sent to work as coal miners." However, in an interview with reporters a few days later, North Korean coach Jin Zhengxun briefly and forcefully refuted this statement: "Ridiculous nonsense!"

Compared with French President Nicolas Sarkozy's statement that players are not allowed to see their wives within one day after the French team lost, this news about the North Korean team's punishment system in the American media shows the tremendous pressure on North Korean players. However, judging from the American population who regards North Korea as a thorn in the side, the most severe punishment for North Korean players after losing the game may not be to dig coal in coal mines, but to be directly dragged into the execution ground and shot to solve the hatred in the hearts of Americans.

2. Monthly salary 12 yuan?

Before the start of the World Cup, some media calculated an account for the North Korean team and found that the monthly salary of a high-level football player in North Korea was only 12 yuan.

In fact, the per capita income level in North Korea is really low, and the average worker's monthly salary is between 100-200 won (about RMB 2.9-5.9 yuan). But low income also means low prices in North Korea. You know, the price of a TV set in North 20 yuan is only 20 cents for a kilo of rice. The current domestic environment in North China is very similar to the era of ticket purchase in's planned economy. No matter how high the monthly salary is, you can't buy anything without a ticket. At the same time, the living standards of North Korean players can also be guaranteed through state distribution. On the other hand, the monthly income of a considerable number of women football players in China in the 30 years of reform and opening up is only 654.38+10,000 yuan. They are helpless and don't know who is worse than the North Korean players.

3. Stay in the refugee camp?

During the World Cup, when most teams from other countries stayed in luxurious university campuses or resorts, the North Korean team chose to camp in Pisa, East Landeteng, South Africa, which belongs to refugee areas.

Compared with the English team who spent 20 million pounds to stay in a five-star hotel and the French team who stayed in a luxury resort with 420 euros a night, the accommodation conditions of the North Korean team with limited financial resources could not be compared with them. However, practicality is the most important place for the North Korean team. You know, although the hotels chosen by Holland and Germany are as luxurious as those in Britain and France, downtown and dry weather still make them feel bad.

4. Write down that damn book and go out?

On the eve of going to the World Cup, after being received by Yang, vice chairman of the Standing Committee of the Supreme People's Assembly of the DPRK, and the secretary of the Labor Party Central Committee, the North Korean team members wrote a "blood book" and vowed to win the World Cup with determination to die.

Body is the capital of revolution, but spirit is the soul of revolution. If a team does not have strong strength and determination to win, it is impossible to imagine that it can win at any time. The "bloody book" of the North Korean team largely shows their endless desire for victory. On the other hand, if our national football team can also make an oath before the big game, perhaps the tragedies of "fear of Korea", "black for three minutes" and "crossing the line but killing" will not happen.

5. Did the team leader decide?

It is reported that the starting lineup of the North Korean team in every World Cup match must be finalized after the inquiry of President Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Il himself is very concerned about North Korean football. Whenever the national team goes abroad to participate in major competitions, Kim Jong Il will instruct the relevant leaders to take care of the treatment and rations. During the Women's World Cup, Kim Jong Il also practiced for North Korean women's football players. But in fact, North Korea's appearance in the World Cup was arranged by coach Jin Zhengxun according to the players' condition. In addition, as a leader of a country, when will Kim Jong Il have time to pay attention to every game of the North Korean team and give orders to the starting list?

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