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Hello, brother, can you help me? I was defrauded of more than 3,000 yuan last night, and my whole family was devastated.

Wire:

"Sweet Honey as Ashes as Frost" is a great novel about Wire. I like it very much. I recommend you to read other articles by the same author

"Two Ex-husbands, One Play" is both funny and touching~

Two ex-husbands sing green willows, and a group of matchmakers ascend to the sky.

A man’s heart is like a needle in the sea. It cannot be fished out or guessed.

It is said that a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thread, but unexpectedly, this thread was not reliable and broke, causing me to stumble terribly. I tied another one on, and it broke again, leaving me with only a trace of slag.

I couldn’t help but think deeply, is this red line too inferior, or is this Yue Lao unreliable?

Jushiro:

The heroine of "A Match Made in Heaven" helps the fairy family raise horses and sell horses.

The heroine of "Three Thousand Crows" is a princess from the previous dynasty whose country was ruined and her family was destroyed, while the hero and his supporting actor are both immortal cultivators.

She looked stern but was heartbroken, and refused sternly: Even if you get me, you will never get my heart!

The man didn't care and smiled slightly: I only want your person, who said I want your heart?

She hugged her thighs and cried loudly: Sir! Please! I am willing to sacrifice myself!

The man looked at the book in his hand intently, absent-mindedly: You want to offer it, but I don’t want it anymore, sir.

"Three thousand crows in the world have been killed, and I will sleep with you until dawn." It comes from the pen of Takasugi Shinsaku, and the title of the novel is taken from this.

Guoguo:

The article "Flower and Thousand Bones of Fairy Tales" is very popular, a must-read!

Shu Ke's:

"Meet You Again at the Falling Flower Season" Shu Ke likes to write about martial arts time travel, and this is her transformational masterpiece, I love it so much. . .

Thousands of years ago, she was just a little camellia demon, but he was the King of Zhongtian in charge of Zhongtian!

At the Hua Chao Reunion held once in a century, she expressed her love to him in public, which attracted countless ridicules. She was angry: "I just want to be the Queen of Gods." He smiled: "Then cultivate immortality."

From then on, she devoted herself to practice. At the Yaochi meeting five hundred years ago,

She asked again: "When can I be your divine queen?" He was silent for a moment, then smiled and said: "We will wait until you are included in the immortal book."

There are more than ten million banshees who want to be his goddess? She finally understood the reason for his silence. She turned around resolutely and chose the "commitment with her body" love in the mortal world.

Abandoned the immortal way and fell into reincarnation forever. She no longer wants to become an immortal, she just wants to forget him!

Now, because of his thousand-year guilt, he has changed his destiny and brought her reincarnation to his previous life. He is determined to save her and become an immortal again, hoping to make up for his original debt.

When the flowers fall, the two meet again...

On that day, the eyes are bright red and full of camellias, who will be fascinated by them

The male protagonist The most classic sentence is: I wanted to transform you into an immortal, but you transformed me into a human being.

"Chong Zi"

Looking over the six realms, he is peerless in elegance. He is the supreme Chong Hua Venerable in the Immortal Sect. He is high up in the sky and can be looked up to and admired by others, but he can never touch it. Can't get it, can't get it.

Somehow, she walked towards him ignorantly and became his disciple. He is born with evil spirits and is destined to become a demon. He cannot practice magic. It doesn't matter, as long as he can stay with him. But she couldn't help but fall in love with him, helpless and desperate, looking at him, not daring to look up, but couldn't help but look up.

I just want to be by his side and stay with him forever. But fate is not so merciful. The grudges between immortals and demons have not ended. Everything has just begun! < /p>

"It's Hard to Be a Happy Immortal" Zhu Se is a little immortal living in Shuzhou. Because he was bored, he went to Nanzhanbuzhou to play, and many, many things happened.

I really feel sorry for the heroine’s senior brother~~~ He is the most annoying kind of silently giving type of genius! ! !

There are also some good-looking articles that I recommend to you:

"Painting Blue Eyes" Author: Qidian

Twelve-year-old girl Chang Huan happened by chance He became a disciple of Qianshan Painting Fairy Lan Xi, and won the first place in the world at the Weizun Conference hosted by the mysterious masked man Xiao Qingcheng. At the same time, he met the martial arts iceberg man Han Duan and the owner of Henying Village Ji Lingyun. After the glory of becoming famous in the first battle, the secret of the sect's annihilation that had been hidden for decades gradually came to light. I can let go of a huge blood feud, but I can't let go of a period of love and pain. After being hurt or being hurt, loving and being loved a thousand times, where will the love between master and disciple, who have known each other for many years, go?

Hmm! The introduction is too serious! The content is quite good! Love the master and apprentice!

There is also a trilogy of funny, sleeveless and fragrant novels:

"Mud can also be stuck on the wall" and "The Murong Family's Flowers" about their daughter "There is also a film about Murong Shi's family. She should be the sister-in-law of the heroine in the first film.

I don’t know if LZ likes sadistic articles! ! My favorite article in my life is written by Xue Lingzhi. Ever since I read this Lingzhi's article, I just can't stop reading it. All her articles are so beautiful!

"Shangli"

She and he always miss each other

When she said to him with the stubbornness of a girl, Brother Jingxuan, I like you. When,

He said coldly, but I don’t like you!

When he looked at her deeply and said in a low voice, I am already your husband and I will be good to you,

She sighed and said: If you want Be good to me, and be good to our children.

In the end, it was because of the male protagonist. . . Personally I think so. . . It made the heroine miserable. .

"Marriage"

His smile fell into Yue Zheng's eyes and became a memory, like a firefly, still weak and dazzling even as time passed.

Under the moonlight, she was extremely beautiful, and his fingertips gently brushed her eyebrows...

He frowned and asked softly: "Are you willing to die for me?

Her eyes flashed and she smiled: "No, I want to grow old with you!"

The moment she saw the heroine die for the hero! , suddenly felt that it was not worth it. . . In the end, the male protagonist also tasted the bitter pill. Hum, it was still very satisfying.

"Boundless Love and Hate"

She spent five years waiting for him, five years to accumulate love for him

He spent five years hating her, five years Over the years, I spent my love for her

Time has changed the two people who were originally in love

When she was heartbroken, she discovered: He and she were not meant to be...

The great novels of Lingzhi tend to abuse the female protagonist until she abuses the male protagonist. The male protagonist doesn’t understand how to cherish her at first, and only starts to regret it after losing her. I love this kind of writing! When you torture the male protagonist, that's what you call it, cool. . .

"Hold the child's hand and drag the child away" - Tianxiawuyi

The war between the heroine pretending to be demented and two scheming men. . The writing style is absolutely humorous and relaxed~~~

I am a princess, and a silly princess at that.

Born in the palace, my appearance is as ordinary as the radish and cabbage in the field.

My expression is always dull throughout the year, and my eyes are always filled with confusion.

But actually, I know the secrets in this palace

Including hers, his, and theirs.

I am living in the palace so leisurely and comfortably, and I firmly believe that I will continue to be so stupid.

Take the child’s hand and drag the child away. The son said not to leave, that’s fine, just close the door and let the dogs out. (expressionless)

About the heroine: She pretends to be stupid, heartless, occasionally bad, a little shady, she may look on with a cold eye, but in fact she is a bit dark, and her life is full of cold jokes.

About the male protagonists: Beauty is king, they can look as cute as they want, they have messy personalities, their tempers are hidden in their smiles, they all have half a pound of ink in their stomachs, and they are scheming and scheming.

"Butterfield Ji Jiu'er" - If Embarrassed

It turns out that he is the crown prince who controls the sky with one hand. He controls the emperor with his poisonous mother and brother, and he becomes the crown prince with unjust reputation position, his ruthlessness and ruthlessness shocked the world.

While he was playing tricks and having a beautiful wife, she searched hard for him among the people for six years, and finally found him and only waited for a letter of divorce...

No wonder he could Leaving her behind so easily, a lowly woman from a brothel.

"The Book of Beautiful Men in Jianghu" (online name: The Age of Post-Male Sex in Jianghu) - Ge Yang

By the way, Baili Qingyi is too decent and makes people feel powerless. I still prefer Yin Blue eyes. The story is quite good and the concept is very novel, but I like the second male lead more than the male lead. Haha, it’s just a personal preference~~~~

Content introduction:

This world has entered the post-male sex era. The first volume of Jianghu Men's Sex Record: The boundless spring scenery is green, the winter snow is lingering in the blue eyes, like this cool autumn meets the bright moon, and the summer night is intoxicating and intoxicating. It's about four people, four of the most handsome men in the world. What a coincidence, she knew all four men, but she was unlucky and couldn't eat any of them. Of these four men, one lied to her, one played tricks on her, one was a relative of her, and the other claimed to be just ordinary friends with her... She was obviously not from the world, but she was entangled in the world. She was always alone, and she was always being harassed by others. Rushing back and forth.

"Bad Things Are Troublesome" - The Fox

This article tells the story of a dog-legged girl who is neither good at literature nor martial arts and wants to do bad things, but how the environment is not in harmony with people from time to time. The miraculous experience of encountering the obstruction of a group of outstanding supporting characters and accidentally becoming a generation of martial arts leaders.

Okay... Actually, I think this article is pretty good... but the author can't write an introduction!

When I watch it, I always feel that the heroine is a hidden master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master, a master. Bai is Duo Xiaobai

Some are funny and some are touching...especially her great master. I love my master and apprentice so much!

"The Solitary Bamboo Grows Ranranly"——The Queen of Xuanmaicha

This film is about time travel! ! But I like it very much and would recommend it! ! ! !

"Will Jin Ye Lai"——The Queen of Genmaicha

This one is not about time travel! It is also a great source of Genmaicha. The writing style is very light and funny.

Su Jinye, the daughter of the richest man in Yaozhou City, looks innocent, but is actually a latent woman with a changeable personality who will surely retaliate. After moving his family to Beijing, he met a scumbag who held a high position in the court, was ambitious and was waiting for opportunities. The world is in chaos, and sycophants are in power. Unfortunately, something unexpected happened. One day, the scumbag was careless and was tricked by the Ninth Prince. He reluctantly married the "good wife" Su Jinye and passed away. Since then, the Prime Minister's Mansion has become a battlefield... In short, This is a love story of equal proportion~

Nah! ! It’s so tiring to write! ! ! I hope the landlord will accept it!