Tik Tok's hilarious collection of homophonic pedicels (80 songs)

Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic jokes (I) 1. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

2. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

3. My mother looks at the cooking recipes. This recipe needs to add 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and is still adding. I asked my mother why she added it. My mother said it would be nice to add (at home)!

I was on a business trip and had dinner with several colleagues. A colleague told me about a place he had been to before, saying it was remote. There are no four seasons, only two. I thought at that time: What are the two seasons? Is spring and autumn short and Xia Dong long? I asked him, you've only been there once, just for a few days. How do you know that there are only two seasons and no four seasons? You can only feel it once a season at most. He said: there is no 4G signal, only two G signals. ...

The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!" "

6. Su Shi closed the door for a while and didn't see any friends. When his family asked him why, he said, "I want to leave my Su Shi circle."

7. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I looked it up and it turned out to be peanuts.

8. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

9. Girls who love to laugh are not bad. Why is there a cup of joy?

10. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

1 1. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

12. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

13. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

14. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group dissolved Bear's private chat. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. . .

15. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

16. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

17. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn't stop crying. It turns out that this is a good silent bun!

18. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

19. A duckling accidentally tripped over the grass and pulled it out with grass in his hand. The story is called "Alas, ducks hold grass".

20. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic joke (part two) 2 1. Pangu was the first product manager in history: Tian Kai PD.

22. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, and my heart is even worse. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

23. You have two words, touching the scene and feeling.

24. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

25. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

26. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

27. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

28. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

29. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

30. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

3 1. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

32. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on a circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.

33. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene and mud accumulates on her blue neck.

34. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

35. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

36. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

37. Cats will be bitten by cats, but dogs won't, because it's okay to suck Wang.

38. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

39. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be a silent bun!

40. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic jokes (3) 4 1. Jason Wu met a mouse-Jason Wu stamped his foot!

42. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

43. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

44. A lost ant asked another ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" The ant asked, "Are you smiling or silent?"

45. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

46. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

47. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

48. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

49. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

50. I said I made ceramics, and you said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

5 1. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?

52. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

53. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

54. "Who has a small house?" "Super crowded Saiyan."

55. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

56. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

57. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

58. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

59. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic joke (Chapter 4) 62. Programmers who just graduated want to go to Ali or Tencent because they are new apes and horses.

63. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

64. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

66. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

68. Well, bad and what are three good friends? One day, just call the bad bar and ask the bad bar out to play together. Bad. Q: Who's there? Just say: let's make up.

69. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

70. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

7 1. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

72. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

73. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

74. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?

75. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

76. I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I lost sleep.

77. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

78. I have been short since I was a child. Grow up or short, short or short. Did you hear that? Still love

79. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love it.