The funniest joke in history.

The funniest joke in history: Although my appearance, personality and work are not good, I have a good appetite; I am unpopular, but I am angry. . . More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

The funniest humorous joke in history (1) 1. Just now, I heard an idiot wife and a 1 1 year-old daughter say: Baby, when you grow up, go to work in the south. The northeast is too cold. Even if you can't find a job because of poor study, you have to go to the southern city to collect junk for a living. ?

Daughter:? Why?

The wife said firmly:? It is very hot there, and there are many mineral water bottles! ?

2, let my husband do prenatal education when pregnant, that is, let him talk to my bulging stomach.

My husband was facing my stomach, and it took me a long time to say, is there ... is there anyone?

My brother is very naughty. He was beaten by his parents after a terrible day. He shouted at the top of his lungs. You hit me together.

Mom said without thinking: we also gave birth to you in partnership. What's wrong with hitting you in partnership? Keep beating.

Xiao Ming was scolded by his parents:? You bastard, your grades are so poor. See how you find a job after graduation! Look, the two children next door have stayed at school! ?

Xiao Ming muttered:? Stay. . . Detention is also detention! ?

Dad sews clothes for his son. When he was sewing, his hand suddenly shook, the needle fell off, and his leg naturally reacted and suddenly howled. . .

The funniest humorous joke in history (2) 1. Dad bought a new drum washing machine. As soon as mom used it to wash clothes, dad stood there and said, this 6000 yuan washing machine is good, and washing clothes can't afford foam!

At this moment, I saw my mother stand up and scared my father: What are you doing?

Mom blushed and said, I forgot to put the laundry detergent! ! !

2. Dad said: Charge me 100 with online banking, and I will give you money later.

Later, my mother said, it's over. Give me the money.

Dad said: Is it over? Then don't give money, hahahahaha. . . . . .

Mom went on to say: I knew you were playing this game, but I haven't filled it in for you yet, hahahahahaha. . . . . .

3. I bought a lot of snacks online, and the shopkeeper sent many small snacks as gifts. As soon as the courier came back, my father opened a packet of spicy and hot fish steak. He ate it with relish and then asked me if I wanted to try it, so I ate a small piece.

God, it's super spicy. After drinking water, my stomach is still spicy.

Looking back, I saw my dad's nose and tears coming out. He said? Don't say spicy, give it to your mother. ?

Dad called yesterday to say that he worked overtime. Until today, the sun has risen very high. He dragged his tired body home and gave me a meaningful look to sleep.

I feel distressed and blame myself. Dad worked so hard that I haven't found a job yet. . . Only then did he lie down and say to himself, "What bad luck! I lost hundreds in one night." .

On the solstice of winter, we held a dumpling feast in the office, and the manager asked me, the person closest to home, to go back and get the pot.

In order not to embarrass my pot, I cleaned it inside and out?

Dad looked at the brand-new pot for a while, nodded, and solemnly said, what else does your company borrow, we will borrow!

The funniest humorous joke in history (3) 1. Teacher: Didn't I tell you to call your parents? Why are you still staring?

Xiao Qiang: My mother is not here.

Teacher: Are you kidding me? Here, call now, put it on speaker! !

Xiao Qiang: Mom, I'm in trouble. The teacher asked you to come to school.

Xiao Qiang's mother: Your teacher is full of shit, and she has no time. . .

2. Watch TV with dad after dinner. I suddenly asked him: What is the happiest and most painful thing you have done in your life?

Dad lit a cigarette and stared at me ruthlessly, saying, I slept with your mother and gave birth to you! ?

I came home from work today, and I was hungry. My mother brought out a plate of things, dark. I asked what it was.

She said it was a medium-rare steak. . .

4. Mom is scraping fish scales, just listening? Wow? With a loud cry, my mother's hand was scratched and her blood flowed.

So dad took over later? Huh? Sure enough, my father's hand was bruised by blood. . .

I rolled up my sleeves to take over, but I saw my father smiling and pressing the wound and saying, Stop moving, in winter, leave a pair of good hands to wash the dishes! ?

Me. . . I suspect that they did it on purpose. . .

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