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Sit in the right place by yourself.

Sit in the right seat (1) 1. If a person doesn't value you, no matter how active you are, he will keep his voice quiet; If a person reassures you, as long as you say it, he will act immediately.

Our story is very long, only the wind listens to me.

I can't help thinking about the future you and him may have, and I will be happy if I think of a happy place. If I miss it in the end, I will be sad and dizzy. ...

We always fall in love with someone and then think that he will always fall in love with us.

5. Many embarrassments are narcissism. Others don't appreciate it at all So don't act like the whole world is watching you.

6. Don't expect others to love you, because you are not that important. Many times, we flatter ourselves. Don't overestimate yourself in the eyes of others, it will make you forget to love yourself. The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love loves others, but you are still foolishly romanticizing yourself.

7. Try to let go of what you like again.

8. I don't think I am romantic. I just hope that we can share our life with someone, call each other when we get up in the morning, remind each other not to be late, be careful when going out or say hello: Have you eaten, and so on. This is just a simple wish.

9. Like the sea, I never doubted that the sky was blue, and I never doubted you.

10. Go with the flow, not deliberately; Let nature take its course, don't expect it; Calm down, don't worry. Not everyone can wait forever; Not all relationships can last a lifetime. Many names are getting blurred; A lot of feelings are getting strange. I don't miss you, I'm afraid of romance; It's not that I don't miss it, but I'm afraid I'll never come back.

1 1. Don't think you are important in others' hearts. Maybe in their eyes, you are just a bitch.

12. Your flame and the great ship will disappear one day, and it's someone else's turn. You will never miss it. From beginning to end, it was just my self-love.

13. He took the initiative to chat with her and she was very happy. He asked her, "How much did your friend deduct?" I like her. "

14. Actually it's none of your business. If you are happy, smile. Nobody cares about wild children, you can cry secretly.

15. My tears came out because I drank too much water. Don't flatter yourself.

16. Finally, you will find that those who you think belong to you will prove that you are just a narcissist with actions.

17. As long as it's not the person the other person wants to catch up with, it's narcissism if you do too much, and people will be timid from the heart.

18. The world allows too much self-love, and some people feel moved at the sight of women.

19. I thought you would be jealous, but I didn't expect that I had brought shame on myself.

20. I have given a lot, but I am willing, but when I know that you will never accept my heart, I feel that my youth has been fed to the dog.

A year has passed in the blink of an eye, and a year is growing in the blink of an eye. At this age, it is better to be realistic. Don't flatter yourself on some things ... mmm!

22. Habit is not like, and dependence is not love. It's time to be more self-aware and less romantic. Let's split up and go home.

23. I saw a person who looks like you in the street, and the next second I was still laughing at my romance, but I didn't know I was thinking of you. I hope you can appear in front of me and say, "little fool, I'm just teasing you." I love you. "

24. How many people have no courage to contact again in their hearts; How many feelings, unforgettable but no chance to cherish.

25. It is wrong to wait passively. If you stagnate, get lost and hesitate in your memory, your heart may die.

26. It turns out that I have just been romantic, because I have just been teased by you.

27. Time has erased this innocence. Who has seen that eye-catching distress?

28. I cry not because I am strong, but because I am stubborn.

29. Don't indulge yourself by trying to stop crazy people. After all, your influence may not be that great.

30. I am not an angel. When you need me, I can't give you happiness by your side.

3 1. Some people should forget it. People have never reassured you, so why flatter yourself?

32. Once you turned a blind eye to me, now I treat you as a stranger; Once you ignored me in every way, now I despise you; Once you regarded me as romantic, now I regard the wind you blew. Leave your heart to the person who suits you best; Give your sharpness to those who look down on you!

33. July wind, August rain, humble I like you in the distance.

34. Loving someone shouldn't be so mean, and being deeply loved by someone shouldn't be painful.

35. Maybe at the moment of turning around, the choice is not to leave sadly but to let go.

36. People who want to leave can't stay, people who pretend to sleep can't wake up, and people who don't like you can't move.

37. Some people should forget it. Others don't care about you, so why deceive yourself? If you don't belong to yourself, why bother to care? After that, try to be kind to yourself.

38. I wanted to be alone, but I found myself loving myself.

39. Enthusiasm is given to the wrong person, and everything is romantic in the end.

40. The lights are dim. We are not the same anymore.

Romantic sentences

1. Loving someone shouldn't be so humble, and being loved by someone shouldn't be painful.

2. Walking alone on the way back to the dormitory, humming unknown tunes and singing songs on the osmanthus road, I let the street lamp lengthen my shadow-I love that shadow! Any of my casual little moves are so elegant by it.

Feelings are always hurt mercilessly, so I understand this sentence. It turned out that everything was just because I was too emotional, and I couldn't extricate myself if I got stuck.

I hope I can realize that wish, not because I am stupid, but maybe I just want to comfort my heart!

You can't help looking at him, paying attention to his every move, and occasionally looking at him will make you bow your head shyly and wonder if he has found you, with a little fear and joy in your heart.

6. I can't help thinking about your possible future with him, and I will be happy if I think of a happy place. If I miss it in the end, I will be sad and dizzy.

7. I will get used to his habit of going home from school on the same road, even if it will make you go around half a city to the same store to choose his favorite ice cream, and even regard the color of his clothes as his favorite.

8. Guitar, I wish I could have one, carry it on my back, sing songs on campus, sing our youth, sing our sadness and sing our feelings-

9. Since you don't care, since you don't cherish, since you don't care, since you don't love. Why should I be sentimental, humiliated, infatuated, persistent and waiting?

10. I like being caught in the rain, and I like the rain flowing on myself. At that time, I will feel so clean, like being washed by nature. Tomorrow, there will be a new day, new land and new air waiting for me.

1 1. I suddenly found that when I was frustrated, hesitant and depressed, all I longed for was a smile. She, not far from me, smiled and waved to me.

12. Thank you, thank you for writing to encourage me all the time. Every time I read your letter slowly, I will cry again for the long-lost tears.

13. Because of you, I have become a complete idiot and fool, torturing myself like a dissatisfied wife.

14. Sometimes, the depressed mood can't be dismissed, and the hand that picks up the phone is put down again and again. I'm afraid you know my sadness, and I'm afraid you'll be as sad as I am when you know it. At that moment, I really forgot my confidence and heroism.

15. Sometimes, I really want to pick up the phone, thinking that there will be a warm smiling voice waiting to dissolve my thoughts.

16. It's like a one-man show, and I'm the lonely clown, performing this pantomime that no one watches, and I'm sad alone.

Talk about romance and absurdity, talk about romance and meanness.

1, maybe you never liked me, and I have always been sentimental.

It's nice to chat with you, but I dare not say too much. I'm afraid I'm complacent.

There are too many romantic men. Sometimes you smile at them a few times and they think you are interested in them. If you refuse, they will blame you for seducing them.

4, self-love will be sad. Love and not love are both painful.

I am so sentimental that I always think that you still love me as before.

6, I also learned that others don't contact me, and I don't bother others on my own initiative, so as not to flatter myself.

7, maybe I don't understand, I don't know what position you left me in your heart, maybe I have been sentimental.

8. I thought I was more important in his heart, and finally found myself a joke. Don't be silly, people don't care about you.

9. I loved and tried my best, but you didn't cherish it. You can only blame yourself for being romantic.

10 Sometimes complacency is disgusting.

1 1, how about romance, at least for you,

12, [What do you lack when he is with her? Are you still romanticizing yourself? ]

13, from beginning to end, I was just being romantic.

14, don't say I've changed, I just don't flatter myself anymore.

15, I hope Tencent QQ can give the other party a message reminder when deleting people when it is in the version, and don't let us flatter ourselves.

16, I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid that I am romantic alone.

17, I used time to prove that I really care about him, and he also used time to prove that I really love myself.

18, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, which is called narcissism.

19, thank you for letting me give full play to my love.

20. Your enthusiasm is given to the wrong person, and everything you do is romantic.

2 1, I thought the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be just romantic.

22. I don't blame you if you don't love me; I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking about me; I just can't let you go. Please don't mind, I'm just a madman who loves you wholeheartedly.

23. You will find yourself strong for a long time. When you meet someone who cares a little, you will feel inexplicably warm and mistake it for love. Then you will try to be better to others, but you don't know what self-love is when you are not disappointed.

24. I love it and try my best to love it. If you don't cherish it, I can only blame myself for being romantic.

25, I also learned that others don't contact me, and I don't take the initiative to worry about others, so as not to flatter myself.

26. The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love loves someone else, but you are still being stupid.

27, a lifetime of sadness, where there are no times when life is worse than death.

28, I am much more romantic, and one day you will definitely rely on my romance!

29. It turns out that I have always been full of self-love, and now I am also like this.

30. I'm so romantic. Thank you for your gentle reminder.

3 1, some people, some things, forget it, people have never trusted you. Why flatter yourself?

32. People who understand know how to let go, sincere people know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, letting go and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. Love and being loved are both pleasant things. It is not good to turn this into pain.

33. When I care about others' impatience, I will begin to feel romantic.

If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion. I'm afraid I'm too romantic

35. I love too much, too much, too stupid and naive. I love myself, I am self-righteous, starting with me and ending with me.

36. When you feel that you have made the biggest concession and sacrifice, others may just think that this stupid thing is worthless. Don't flatter yourself. If you can't give what you need, everything will be in vain.

Don't read his signature over and over again. Don't flatter yourself. Not for you.

38. In your eyes, it seems that I interpret narcissism very well. -Letter of credit

39. My heart was blocked by sudden tears. It turned out that I was sentimental.

40. There is a feeling that is more painful than being lovelorn. This is called narcissism.

4 1, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called self-love!

42. I'm sorry, many times it's just my narcissism. You don't need to see it.

43. Self-love is a disease that I can't cure for a long time

44. I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid of being romantic alone.

45. What about romance? At least for you.

46, don't flatter yourself, self-righteous, maybe you are nothing.

Your indifference to me makes me feel that I have been romanticizing myself.

Blame me. I'm romantic Talk about romance and absurdity.

1, if time goes back, I think I will definitely choose to turn around and leave.

Your indifference to me makes me feel that I have been romanticizing myself.

It's nice to chat with you, but I dare not say too much. I'm afraid I'm complacent.

Don't say I have changed, I just don't flatter myself anymore.

5, don't flatter yourself, self-righteous, maybe you are nothing.

6. In your heart, I will always be a stranger.

7. When you are twenty years old, don't spend energy and time hesitating and struggling about what is the best choice, because no one knows. If you have an idea, try boldly, feel a different life, read more books, travel more, fall in love more, make more friends, and pay all the tuition fees. In this way, after 30 years old, you can live the life you want calmly.

8. People always like what they can't get, and what they can't get is always the best.

9. I think that if you like me a little, just a little, I will have the courage to fight for it, but I don't know how to say it, for fear that maybe, I just think about my own self-love, which will make me look so small and powerless. When you put your feelings into a person, you are like a nerve in front of him. You will be afraid, uneasy and suffer from loss.

10, once vowed, now I think about it just to make people laugh.

1 1. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion. I'm afraid I'm too romantic

12, maybe you never liked me, but I have always been sentimental.

13, some people, some things, forget it, people have never trusted you. Why flatter yourself?

14, those who understand know how to let go, those who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and those who are happy know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, letting go and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. Love and being loved are both pleasant things. It is not good to turn this into pain.

15 I think, if you like me a little, just a little, I will have the courage to fight for it, but I don't know how to tell, for fear, maybe, I just think of my own self-love, so I will look so small and powerless. When you put your feelings into a person, then in front of him, you are like a mental derangement, and you will be afraid, uneasy and be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

16, once you made my heart beat, but now you make me quiet inside!

17, thank you for letting me give full play to my love.

18, it's ridiculous to suddenly find that there will never be so many emotions again.

19, in your eyes, it seems that I interpret self-love very well. -Letter of credit

20, I am much more romantic, and one day you will definitely rely on my romance!

2 1, the silence of the rain happens to leave no trace like the road you walked that day.

22. When I care about the impatience of others, I will begin to think that I am narcissistic.

23. I am so romantic. Thank you for your gentle reminder.

I loved and tried my best, but you didn't cherish it. You can only blame yourself for being romantic.

25. Even if I talk to myself, talk to myself, deceive myself and flatter myself, will it hinder you?

Talk about it in a romantic and ridiculous way

1, fear is just my romantic feelings, so I have to pretend to be evenly matched with you.

2, self-love will be sad. Love and not love are both painful.

3, how many old things are sad and happy, and now it is sad to think about it.

4. True friends are like hands and eyes. When the hand is injured, the eyes will shed tears, and the eyes will shed tears, and the hands will be wiped.

I used to think that the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be just romantic.

6. I'm sorry, many times it's just my self-love, you don't need to see it.

7, the most important person in life, maybe when you are around, you can feel only a touch of warmth, not more meaningful than a cup of hot tea. But when you lose it, the whole world suddenly becomes desolate. I only know that we are always conquering space, but there is nothing we can do about time. -"Traveling alone"

Love a person for a lifetime, and you will always be my favorite.

9. What about romance? At least for you.

10, I also learned that if others don't contact me, I won't take the initiative to take care of others, so as not to flatter myself.

1 1. Time spreads in the ocean. How can I bear the weight of a tear without you?

12, maybe I don't understand, I don't understand what is left for me in your heart, maybe it's always my self-love.

13, the lost will never come back, and the returned will no longer be complete.

14, the head is in an extremely chaotic and blank state. It seems that some powerful force abruptly cut off her thoughts.

15, I hope Tencent QQ can give the other party a message reminder when deleting people when it is in the version, and don't let us flatter ourselves.

16, even if you are covered with thorns, it will make my blood boil and hug you. I have no scruples.

17, how can I make you bow down if I don't claim the glory of the king?

18, I'm so romantic, I always thought you still loved me as before.

19, don't flatter yourself when you see this message. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me convey my love for her, because I am too shy to have the courage. Please convey it to me. I finally remembered what you said, which is very memorable. You said your best friend is yourself!

20. I think if you like me a little, just a little, I will have the courage to fight for it, but I don't know how to say it. I'm afraid that maybe I just think about my own self-love, so I will look so small and powerless. When you put your feelings into a person, then in front of him, you are like a mental derangement, and you will be afraid, uneasy and be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

2 1. When love turns to dust: smart people know how to give up, sincere people know how to pay, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is just begging for charity. Love is mutual appreciation, mutual care, mutual miss, love and being loved. These are all touching things. Don't let love turn into pain and injury.

22. True love will never have a happy ending, because it will never end. Letting go is also a way for me to love you. I think, if you like me a little, just a little, I will have the courage to fight for it. However, I don't know how to tell, for fear that maybe the expression I thought was just my own self-love. Such a self will seem so small and powerless. When you are in love with a person, you are like a nerve in front of him/her. You will be afraid, anxious, anxious, and suffer from loss.

23. We can't be kind, simple, soft-hearted or cowardly. We must be cruel and strong to protect ourselves and those closest to us.

24. It is said that fish only have a memory of seven seconds. Why can't people be like fish?

25, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called narcissism!