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Who has a humorous graduation message?

16. The phoenix flowers are bright red, blessing you and my dreams.

When we fly to the vast sky, don't hesitate, don't stay.

17. Let's abandon the blind fantasy of happiness and pin our hopes on the persistent pursuit of our career!

18. Maybe you are reluctant, maybe you are timid, but as long as you can get out, a warm and energetic life may be just around the corner.

19. Ah, classmates, let's sail to the other side of success on the fleeting wave of time!

20. May you create extraordinary achievements in your ordinary post until you realize your lofty ideals.

2 1. May my parting words be an umbrella, which can shelter you from the scorching sun and wind and rain during your journey.

22. Let's use the ship forged by the same belief to plow snow-white waves in the sea of life.

23. Self-love makes you have dignity; Self-esteem makes you elegant; Self-reliance sets you free; Self-improvement makes you work hard; Self-confidence makes you firm ... all these will make you far ahead on the road to success.

24. Old classmate, I am glad to learn that you were admitted to Tsinghua University with excellent results. Here, several of your classmates applaud you. I hope you cherish your achievements, make persistent efforts and make a difference in your study.

25. The sea of life paved a golden road, and the waves shook welcome bouquets on both sides. Go bravely, my friend! Forward, has sounded the conch; Cai Xia, the flag flying with flowers. ...

26. Some people say, "Everyone can be his own lucky architect." May we build a lucky building with our own hands on the road of life.

27. Come from all corners of the country and travel far and wide. No matter where we go, no matter what position we are in, let's continue to fill in our resumes, hand over our excellent answers, and add luster to the banner of our alma mater.

28. Meet in a strange place, get familiar and then part. Tomorrow, we will go to the map of life to find our new position. Let's ask each other questions and express our feelings with our twinkling stars.

29. "Only by standing the test of all kinds of temptations and troubles can we achieve the most perfect mental health". I hope that after graduation, you can stand all kinds of tests and be a person who is beneficial to society.

30. Don't look at life and ideals as round as the moons on 15 and 16. It is composed of yin, sunny, round and lacking. Be practical and wish everyone more sunshine.

3 1. The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals, students!

32. An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons us. Students, we are leaving soon. Don't ask when we will meet. We are water drops, and we will all be active in the sea of our motherland!

Say goodbye tomorrow morning. I hope the clouds and the sunny sun will accompany you to the ends of the earth forever. Flowers and green grass will spread a bright future with you.