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Moore Estate Story
No. 1: In the Moore Theater, "The Flying Ostrich" was being broadcast. Everyone went to watch it. The ostrich was flying, and suddenly a loud P was played, which shocked the audience. , the audience talked a lot. When the audience learned that it was an ostrich that released the big P, their expressions changed to o(╯□╰)o. Some even turned Super Ram into a star guardian and a man who can cover the sky with one hand! He also said: "It stinks so much, it stinks so much, stop it!" The ostrich said: "Why are you laughing? What's wrong with putting a P? It's a shame I didn't adopt the ostrich strategy (stuffing my head in the sand) with my butt facing you, and I said this again I'm so small, I haven't seen the world. Besides, if it weren't for the vegetable puree machine outside the door, there were too many radishes. Why, you ask, were there too many radishes? How could I be so smart? , I made a rabbit robot to eat vegetables every day, but there are too many radishes. Who makes radishes cheaper? Moore is too poor~radish is OK~but rotten radish is everywhere. I have eaten bugs and pooped several times. It’s good to have a little P in your belly. By the way, I’ll try some more pumpkins. I want to eat something light these days. What’s going on? Don’t kill me! “Boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The next day, because of Ostrich's two P's, the theater was rebuilt, and many Moores went to the hospital (because there was no hospital in the Moore Manor, so they made do in the Ram Emergency Room.) Ostrich was seriously injured~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Moore’s Manorization, 114381980
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