What's the name of Shen Teng's sketch about leaving an inheritance for his second uncle to buy a cemetery?

Script:

Wang Ning-Thank you.

Allen-Allen

Changyuan-tomb seller

Thank you. Two grave sellers are standing in front of the graveyard sand table. )

Thank you: Why hasn't it come yet?

Grave seller: Wait a little longer!

(Allen gasps and runs onto the stage)

Allen: Hello, guys. Excuse me, is this cemetery 250?

Thank you: Yes!

Allen: Yes! I'm so smart, I got it right as soon as I found the 89th one! Hello, I'm a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you, and you were on the phone with you. The deceased asked me to bring his ashes here from abroad and find a suitable cemetery for him here. That's why I came. Do you understand my purpose?

(Thanks to the grave seller for nodding)

Allen: Yes! I'm too smart to express myself clearly. One more thing, the deceased asked me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew. Thank you, sir. Excuse me, which one of you is Mr. Thank you?

Grave robber: Uncle! I am! (crying, stumbling to get the ashes, kneeling and crying) Uncle, why did you leave? Don't tell me, oh ... ahhh ... how sad I am.

Thank you: almost, you grave robber, there is no need to cry like this! Uncle, when I was two years old, you went out of town. I just heard that you hung out, so you went to the funeral. (For grave robbers) My second uncle loves to be extravagant and noisy all his life. I cleaned up the whole grave, and every tree was covered with small speakers, playing the sound of traffic 24 hours a day.

Give me all the small graves here, build a simple shed, and give me Lamian Noodles, barbecue, pancake fruit, crispy rice and ear-shaped fried cakes.

So I'll arrange a platoon of security guards. If it's okay, I'll kick them out and run around my uncle's grave.

Grave seller: Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses.

Thank you: the elders are gone. What is it to spend some money as a junior?

Grave robber: Yes!

Thank you. Besides, how expensive can your most expensive grave be?

Grave robber: 48,000 square meters.

Thank you (cold). What's the cheapest?

Grave robbers: 47,000.

Allen: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

Thank you: (turning to Allen) Mr. Allen, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me?

Allen: Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the plane ticket. Do you think you can give me the ticket here?

Thank you: (slowly approaching Allen for a one-arm hug) The hug (newspaper) is over.

Allen: Where is it?

Thank you: I tell you, Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

Allen: You can't go wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle is alive! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie. Your whole family is very polite.

Thank you: What a lot of polite people. Are they all my second uncle?

Allen: Your second uncle remembers that it was your 30th birthday. He asked me to give you this urn as a birthday present on your birthday. Happy birthday. I'm sorry for your loss.

Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried in this mountain in his hometown. Come on, kid, take a shovel and plant this tree of life.

Thank you: wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

Grave robber: Hehe. 4,444 pieces, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

Thank you: it is said that people will be reborn after death, but do you think it is appropriate to plant trees on ashes, to be reborn as a vegetative person in the future, or to beat zombies with plants?

Allen: Leaves fall to the roots, son, so that you can fulfill the wishes of the deceased!

Thank you: it's not that I'm not round. A broken grave sells for more than 40 thousand square meters, and it doesn't make people live!

Grave seller: Hey, hey, hey, the living don't live in graves, so the price of graves is expensive.

Let me introduce you. This is a set of board tombs which are very suitable for the elderly.

Dark kitchen, dark season, water leakage in winter, frosting in summer, business downstairs, next door surnamed Zhang.

Ah, our greatest advantage is the geographical environment.

You see, the left side is close to Huang Quan Expressway, the right side is close to Crane Airport, and the middle one is the most prosperous pedestrian street in our whole cemetery-a dead end.

Another good news is that if you can buy the grave in full, we can also give you a coffin.

I don't know if you prefer flip or slide.

Thank you: Do you have a touch screen?

Grave robber: I studied it and stopped production.

Allen: Why?

Grave seller: No one pressed it.

Allen: Oh.

Tomb seller: This pagoda tomb is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the whole tomb area. The pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased before his death. Hey, if you bury your second uncle here, we'll invite exotic professional dancers to dance for you. (Dance)

Thank you: (dancing)

Allen: (Dancing) I like this. I'll take it.

Grave seller: How about it, Mr. Xie? Is this a good dance?

Thank you: dancing is good, but does it cost money?

Grave robbers: 47 1 1 1 yuan each.

Thank you: the money is not expensive, and I am afraid that I will be alive and kicking, Uncle.

Tomb seller: I almost forgot, Mr. Xie. I take the liberty of asking you, does your second uncle have a local account?

Thank you: What's the difference?

Grave seller: If you are local, you can be buried immediately after death.

Thank you: What about outsiders?

Grave seller: You have to die for five years before you can buy this grave with a personal tax payment invoice.

Thank you: just right, I can't buy it.

Grave robber: Oh, no, Mr. Xie, you don't have to worry about this. Listen, I have a list of local old ladies who just died. You can choose a suitable marriage for your second uncle first, and then you can buy a grave when your second uncle's account comes.

Thank you: Is the new house still available?

Grave seller: You have a lot of nerve. Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, let me think of a way for you. Let's stall. Let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one for burying your second uncle and the other for renting to repay the loan.

Thank you: Your company told me to love my grave.

In this way, please leave us alone and I'll discuss it with my second uncle.

Uncle, you didn't mean to make people laugh at me. Do you think I'm doing well? Actually, I can't be your father. You are hungry, so am I.

You said you were a sea returnee and played with foreign flavor. How romantic it is to scatter ashes to the sea. It's okay. You can still raise fish. Doby seagull, if you are greedy, you should bury it here. Well, after all, we are a family, so I'll scatter you on the ground.

Grave seller: Hey, what's wrong with you? (Grabbing, thanks) Come back. You have no money. What tombs can I buy? You give up for me, you give up for me. ...

Allen: Thank you for leaving me this check.

Thank you: I just thank you. My English name is just ... just thank you.

Allen: One million dollars.

Grave seller: Mr. Xie, we have a big grave here, which is especially suitable for you. Bury your second uncle in it and get out. ...

Thank you: Oh, Uncle, Oh ... Uncle. ...

Tomb seller: I'm sorry for your loss. Think of the grave of a big family.

Thank you: I've made up my mind, Uncle.

Tomb seller: eldest son ...

Thank you: Uncle, let's go home. This grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see an affordable grave in a couple of days.

Allen: Hey hey, you haven't reported my plane ticket yet.

Grave seller: Hug, hug, big brother, I'll report it. It's in there, brother Allen, right? Brother Ai, let me recommend my grave to you. Your head happens to be in it.

Allen: Oh, my God, please give me my ticket.

Grave robber: Hug, don't understand Chinese (grave robber, Allen comes off) ...

Allen: You reported my plane ticket to me. (End)

Extended data:

The sketch "Falling Leaves Back to Roots" is the work of the 8th CCTV TV sketch contest, which was performed by Twist FunAge. The sketch skillfully takes buying graves and selling graves as the main line, and reflects real problems such as high housing prices, restrictions on purchases and human feelings, which is ironic.

In addition, the work is humorous and the scene is hot during the performance. It was forwarded on the Internet and the click rate continued to climb, which caused a very high response.

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