Only Li Shangyin is unprecedented! What is the magic of Li Shangyin's Biography of Medicine?

Xiao Li's poems are always confusing. This poem is also written in Yunhe Mountain, which lies in the entrance hall, flower building, Qinggui, Zilan, Cuimian and embroidered curtains. Just looking at the words, I feel a faint scent, but it is not serious.

The first statement is that what is written here is the process of abortion.

Here, the bone-changing prescription refers to abortion medicine. The title is "Drug Transfer", which probably means "Nine Return to Dan" and so on. "Fairy Biography" said: "Those who are above the drug power, nine turn to Dan." It means this medicine is amazing.

But how do you know it's an abortion? I can't tell, and I don't know how people who appreciate it can tell.

More people hold the second view: going to the toilet.

Because there are two toilets mentioned here.

The first one is that long-term financing may not be lost to Sun Hao.

He is not a famous national subjugation emperor, but his grandfather is a famous Sun Quan. Sun Quan is so tough that Cao Cao can't wait to have a son like this (a son like Sun Zhongmou). However, Sun Quan, the grandson (not scolding Sun Quan), is really abrasive, fatuous and cruel. He wondered who was cheating on him. Don't torture, pull him over to drink together, whether he can drink or not, he is already drunk. At this time, he asked who had spoken ill of him. He is sure that he will tell the truth when he is drunk. Once he hears about it, he will be beheaded immediately. Get rid of dissidents in this way.

A gold man was dug up in his back garden. This golden man has a strange shape, with his hands together, resembling a Buddha statue. In the history of China, many things were dug out of the ground, which was considered auspicious in ancient times. Modern people claim to find the ancient tomb and then develop tourism resources.

But Sun Hao neither regarded him as auspicious, nor claimed to have found the monk's tomb. I didn't care about the gold man at all, so I put it in the toilet. This gold man doesn't put his hand on his chest, it's exactly what I need to put in the toilet: the toilet. In Shang Yin's poems, long-term financing may not be lost to Sun Hao, which refers to this.

What is a toilet? If you have heard of counting money and raising money, you should know that raising money is a stick, counting money is used for arithmetic, and raising money is used for drinking, so it can be inferred that the money in the toilet is put in the toilet, so the ancients did not have to do math problems and drink when they went to the toilet. This toilet money is more useful than doing the problem: wiping your ass.

The second allusion is Xiang Zao He Lao asked Shi Chong.

This Shi Chong is naturally the richest man in the Jin Dynasty, Shi Chong.

As the richest man at that time, Shi Chong was also exaggerating in the toilet. Shi Shuo Xin Yu said that his toilet is a big room, as luxurious as a nightclub. A dozen well-dressed maids waited on him to go to the toilet. This pit is actually a big bed with complete bedding, just like a bedroom. Change clothes every time you go to the toilet. Did he give it to you? ), the most creative, he also has a small red date in this toilet, which is stuffed into his nostrils to deodorize when he goes to the toilet. Do you understand why Li Shangyin had to say "Why ask Shi Chong Xiangzao" when he took a shit?

However, not everyone can see such a luxurious toilet, because he has never seen the world of toilets and made two famous jokes. Liu Ao once visited Shi Chong and wanted to go to the toilet. Walking to such a luxurious toilet, he hurriedly turned to Shi Chong and said, "Sorry, I walked to your bedroom." After learning that it was a toilet, I went in again and came out again after a while. I said to Shi Chong, "I can't pull out such a good toilet." The other was Wang Dun, the son-in-law of the emperor at that time. He just got married and went to the bathroom When he saw the stuffed dates, he thought they were edible, so he poured them into a basin and ate them up. It was a joke for a while.

Based on these two allusions, I mentioned the toilet twice, and what I wrote here is really his defecation process.

Two days before writing this poem, Li Shangyin was a little fidgety. I guess it was dry, so I bought a magical formula for bone replacement. The name of this medicine sounds terrible, and it is estimated that it is similar to the current Kaiseru. He used it quietly. In the evening, the female fans invited him to meet in the fan boudoir "Yu Jintang"-this is not my gossip. This Yu Jintang generally refers to other girls' dormitories, such as "Yuefu Lugulan Room".

Let's take a look at embroidered curtains. This is definitely a girl's place. What is Li Shangyin doing in the girls' dormitory? The most reasonable explanation can only be to meet female fans.

Two people were chatting happily when Li Shangyin suddenly felt a rush in his stomach, following the nine twists and turns of his heart to his anus. Of course, he understood that this was the role of the Bone-changing God, and ran out without looking for a toilet, so that he could squat down to the north of Yu Jintang.

At this time, it was late autumn, the breeze was swishing and the dew was heavy. Shang Yin curled up in the green laurel and purple orchid, and his heart vibrated. He thought of many great men, such as Sun Hao, the Emperor of the Three Kingdoms Period, and Shi Chong, the rich man of the Western Jin Dynasty. He thinks that no matter how rich an official is, he has to shit, and it is just as uncomfortable to pull it out. Happiness has nothing to do with whether an improper official has a lot of money, but it is closely related to the shit in his stomach.

After some soul-chicken-soup thinking, he not only solved the "worry about carrying stocks" and realized the true meaning of life, but also wrote a poem and read it to female fans after returning home. The female fans were giggled, and the two happily got into the embroidered curtain of Cuimian and had an in-depth exchange.