Who can count the number of Laibao jokes?

Shu Laibao's jokes:

1. "Tongrentang":

Tongrentang, it is an old drug store, and the gentleman is like this free-handed king.

The Prince of Medicine is sitting on top, and the top ten famous doctors are lined up on both sides. If I worship the King of Medicine first and then you, then you are the great disciple of the King of Medicine.

Prince Yao, whose real surname is Sun, lifts the dragon and crosses the tiger, twisting the needle in his hand. Sun Simiao, the doctor of internal medicine, and Hua Tuogao, the doctor of surgery.

Sun Simiao, who had excellent medical skills, entered the court at the age of thirty-two. The mother-in-law of the palace was ill, and she was cured by taking her pulse.

One needle cured the empress’ disease, and two needles healed the dragon. Long Live was delighted to see Long Xin, and ordered him to serve in the dynasty.

If you give him a civil service, he won't want it. If you give him a military commander, he will shake his head. With no other choice, he was given a rhubarb robe.

Which one was angry on the sidelines angered the old hero Jingde. As a minister, I have made great contributions by blocking the east and west, fighting in the south and north, and riding on horseback and swinging a whip.

Why don't you give me the yellow robe? He held a pair of steel whips in his hands, and he held the steel whip in his hand to catch the yellow robe.

Master Yao, who has a wonderful magic, took off his yellow robe and replaced it with a red robe. The yellow robe was offered in Yaowang Pavilion, and the people of Li burned the incense.

There is a cabinet in the King's Pavilion, which is three feet, three inches and three centimeters high. While laying down the medicine grinder, he held the guillotine knife.

The guillotine is bright and bright. Please try some herbs first. First use the bezoar and dog treasure, and then use betel nut and musk.

Taoren slept with Xingren, and the two lay on the agarwood bed. Sleeping until midnight, the brave horsetail jumped into the wall.

Fifty taels of mercury were stolen, and the golden-haired dog barked. Ding Xiang went to deliver the letter, and Ginseng sat in the lobby.

The Buddha picked up the licorice stick and hit the tangerine peel with the stick. The tangerine peel was beaten until it bled, and the blood was thrown on the papaya.

Dafeng Pills, Xiaofeng Pills, Pangdahai, Di Liuyuan, Dog Skin Plaster for typhoid fever.

I am determined to continue singing the names of the medicines, and I will not be able to finish them until tomorrow.

2. "Coffin Shop"

This coffin shop is dedicated to the ancestors, and the ancestor of the coffin shop is Lu Ban.

If this Mr. Lu Ban doesn’t come down from the mountain, who in the world will pass on his craftsmanship.

Ancestor Lu Ban went down the mountain early, and he brought so many treasures with him when he went down the mountain.

This adze, axe, and saw blade brought the ax and the adze.

It brought a big saw to determine the outcome, a plane and a drill.

I brought a line of ink fountain, this adze, and an ax to chop.

The big saw can pull the coffin boards, three to five on the left and five to six on the right.

It is not afraid of being buried in the ground. How wrong do you think this buyer is?

He would have to cry for a few days after buying it home.

Extended information:

Shu Laibao has used a variety of percussion instruments during its evolution, such as sorghum poles, money boards, salad machines, cow hip bones, and three pieces. Board, three bowls, hoe board, etc.

Nowadays, seven boards are commonly used. Two large bamboo boards are called dabaner, and five small bamboo boards are called jiezi board. There are many ways to play the big bamboo board, including the opening board before singing and the small bridge during singing.

You can also use various tricks to create an atmosphere, and sometimes imitate certain sounds to help express the lyrics. Shu Lai Bao's accompaniment instruments have evolved several times, including money boards, salad machines, cow-tilt bones, three boards, etc.

Later, seven boards, namely two large bamboo boards and five small bamboo boards, were commonly used. During performances, they were used to beat the rhythm and accompany the singing, create breath openings, connect the lyrics, and enhance the atmosphere. You can also tap complex rhythms and changeable sounds before singing for a purely technical performance.

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