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Does anyone know a joke about 70 80 90 that was told at the Music Breakfast last week? Can you provide me with his lines?
Post-70s: Workaholics are basically those born in the 1970s.
Post-80s: And we refuse to work overtime!
Post-90s: Refuse to go to work!
2.
Post-70s: They like to wear clothes of the Septwolves or Raptors brands.
Post-80s: We like G-Star and the like.
Post-90s: beggar's clothes, the more fancy the better, the more worn the better... One hole for fashion, two holes for trend, three holes for personality...
3,
Those born in the 1970s: They only roar when they sing karaoke - for example, the first snowfall in 2002, and then they try their best to get you to drink and not let you sing.
Post-80s: Mic tyrants are usually us.
Post-90s: Not only can we sing, we can also dance!
4.
Post-70s: In addition to work, their topic is stocks.
Post-80s: We have more topics, including the Premier League, World of Warcraft...
Post-90s: QQ level, QQ show...
5,
Post-70s: If they have a laptop, they will like to use it in public places.
Post-80s: We don’t carry such heavy things on our bodies.
Post-90s: All they need is an Apple laptop, and more than one...
6.
Post-70s: They like to drink red wine, usually Great Wall red wine.
Post-80s: We either don’t drink or drink beer.
Post-90s: Korean juice, Japanese soda...
7.
Post-70s: Whenever they see a leader standing, They will immediately give up their seats to the leader.
Post-80s: We advocate equality between superiors and subordinates.
Post-90s: I am the only one in heaven and on earth!
8.
Post-70s generation: When they marry a wife, they want to marry a virgin.
Post-80s: We think it doesn’t matter, as long as we have a good relationship with each other.
Post-90s: Do you need feelings to get married? ..Need to get married? ..
9.
Post-70s: They feel that every Japanese, American, and Taiwanese wants to attack China.
Post-80s generation: We like Japanese TV series, Taiwanese variety shows, and American blockbusters.
Post-90s: I want to go to Japan because I am a Japanese girl...
10.
Post-70s: They hope that China will use nuclear bombs to destroy the above three countries. Countries (regions) were destroyed.
Post-80s: We hope for peace.
Post-90s: It has nothing to do with me! Will the price of war clothes be reduced? Then beat them up~~
11.
Post-70s: They have a bad attitude towards the waiter, or verbally tease the waitress.
Post-80s: We only talk to the waiter when ordering and paying.
Post-90s: Never talk to the waitress, only discussing behind her back that her clothes are tacky...
12.
Post-70s: They have savings .
Post-80s: We are in debt.
Post-90s: We have a dad!
13.
Post-70s: They will buy a house in Panyu or Huadu, and then spend more than an hour riding to work every morning.
Post-80s generation: We like to rent a house near the company and ride or walk to work every day just to get more sleep in the morning.
Post-90s: We can live anywhere, as long as the BF likes it...
14.
Post-70s: They make friends with people with backgrounds and status.
Post-80s: We make friends with like-minded people.
Post-90s: We make friends with handsome guys covered in tattoos!
15.
Post-70s: They invite clients to dinner on weekends.
Post-80s: We invite our classmates to play football on weekends.
Post-90s: 7 days a week weekend, do whatever you want!
16.
Post-70s: They like to toast with others when drinking.
Post-80s: We can drink as much as we can, but we can’t drink anymore, no matter what. Willing to drink again
Post-90s: I am not a casual drinker, I am not a human being who drinks casually~
17,
Post-70s: Their You have to take off your shoes when entering the house.
Post-80s: We don’t need to take off our shoes when entering the house.
Post-90s: We don’t take off our shoes when we go to bed!
18.
Those born in the 1970s: They go traveling on May Day and National Day, and then take a lot of photos of the V-sign at the entrance of various scenic spots.
Post-80s: When we sleep at home on May Day and National Day, or invite friends to sing karaoke or travel, we only take photos of scenery.
Post-90s: We have May Day and National Day every day...it doesn’t matter if May Day is canceled...
19.
Post-70s: While eating , they like to sit next to the boss
Post-80s: It is best not to sit next to the boss, then we will be free and unrestrained
Post-90s: I am the boss!
20.
Post-70s: They like to find topics to talk about when they are with strangers.
Post-80s: We don’t pay much attention to strangers. Isn’t it tiring to deliberately find topics?
Post-90s generation: Who are you? You are wearing such tacky clothes, you are so stupid~ Handsome guy, how about making friends? ~~
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