Xiao Zhi's classic joke.

2. Xiao Zhi: Pikachu, 100,000 volts! Pikachu: Pickup, Cho!

Squirtle, use the water gun!

Bulbasaur, use the crutches! (Flying blade sharp knife! )

Charmander, use the jet flame! (flame vortex! )

3. Xiao Zhi: I conquered Poké mon!

Xiao Zhi: My goal is to become a Poké mon master!

5. Xiao Zhi: Rocket! You guys again!

~ ~ ~ ~ Rocket: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, and to carry out love and truth and evil-evil, lovely and charming villains Musashi and Kojiro, we are rockets shuttling through the Milky Way, and a white hole and a white tomorrow are waiting for us! Meow meow: That's it.

That's all I remember so far. Welcome to add!