How do I reply humorously when someone sends me a red envelope?

The humorous reply from a friend who sent me a red envelope is as follows:

1. Your exclusive friendship must be accepted, otherwise I will be sorry for your love for me.

2. Thank you for your transfer. I wish you increased wealth, longevity, wealth, glory and good luck, happiness like the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains.

3. Your chat renewal is successful, and the X-yuan chat package is now officially started.

4. Thank you, thank you for your care, help and support for me over the years.