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[20 10] Teacher: "If you have twenty marks in one pocket and fifty marks in the other pocket, what does that mean?" Student: "That means I'm not wearing my own pants."

Fucheng stood in front of the teacher with tears in her eyes and said, I think everything you did is wrong, too, but did I go to your parents because of this?

Once the teacher suddenly said that there was going to be an exam! He also said that the time is only five minutes, but it only takes two minutes to finish! Then come on, ............, and calculate 30 questions for a test paper! Everyone began to write fiercely, and five minutes later the teacher really rolled it up! Then the teacher began to curse, because the first line said: Please read the paper carefully before answering the question! Question 30 is: Only Question 29 is done in this volume.

A scholar wants to understand the meaning of bachelor, master and doctor, but he can't. After I got my bachelor's degree, I realized that a bachelor's degree is a person who knows a knowledge. After getting my master's degree, I was puzzled: Are there any "scholars" who don't understand the master's degree? After putting on the doctor's hat, I suddenly realized that the doctor is a guy who knows nothing! It follows that postdoctoral fellows are liars who don't pretend to understand?

A naughty boy nicknamed a girl in his class "Fat Pig". The girl cried and complained to the teacher, who promised to criticize and educate the boy. The next day in class, the teacher spoke in class: one of our classmates is so rude that we can give other students nicknames at will, but we can't call him anything.

The classroom is explaining the use of floppy disks. At noon today, my friend sat next to me reviewing Social Construction. Suddenly, he pointed to a piece of paper and asked me, what does it mean that China will become a capitalist country if it is privatized? We pondered for a while, but made no progress. We have to look down. Oh! It turns out that the beginning of the next page is "the vassal of".

Two children are playing together. The boy asked the girl, "Will you marry me when you grow up?" "no" "why?" "Because people in our family only marry relatives. You know, my grandparents, my parents, my uncles and aunts are all like this. Even my brother wants to marry my sister-in-law You say, how can I marry you? "

20 10 funny SMS jokes

Sogeum had a whim and stood in front of the mirror and studied it carefully. He found his face ugly and couldn't help crying. Xiao Lai, who has been sitting on the sidelines for a long time, said, "If you look in the mirror occasionally and feel so sad, what should we do if we look at you every day?"

Daming and Xiaohua are chatting under the tree in physical education class. Daming: "I find that the form of queuing changes with age." Daming went on to say, "For example, primary school students are often in teams, and middle school students are often in piles." Xiaohua said, "What about college students?" Daming said, "You don't have to ask! Didn't you see a couple? "

"Only God knows the answer. I wish you a happy life!" The student wrote on the answer sheet: "God gets the best, and you get the worst. Happy New Year! " The teacher commented.

One day in a Chinese class, the Chinese teacher asked after teaching Ren, an ancient poem by Wang Bo, "Who can tell me what forms there are in ancient poetry besides ancient poetry?" A classmate raised his hand without hesitation and replied, "Teacher, besides lawyers, there are also judges and defendants …" There was a burst of laughter.

One day in physics and chemistry class, the teacher announced that there would be a quiz in the next class. Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand nervously and asked the teacher if the exam would be difficult. The teacher only said:? It's simple. I'm glad everyone applauded, but after the exam, everyone did badly. How can it be simple? So Xiao Ming asked the teacher again, only to hear the teacher say: I am right, it is very simple, and the remaining 90 questions are very difficult!

The teacher said to the whole class, "Listen up, class. We will have a Chinese exam tomorrow morning, which is an open-book exam." You can bring any reference materials, such as books and dictionaries. As soon as the teacher finished speaking, Xiaoyan jumped up from her seat and shouted, "Great! I can bring my father tomorrow. "