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What did all kinds of heroes and arms say when they appeared in Warcraft?
Hate us ***y can be translated as "we necromancers are sexy" or "we are extremely (deadly) sexy", and it is not obvious whether the fat man will make a pun.
The wizard sees the undead (of course, the wizard sees the undead, but this sentence is to imitate the classic line "I see the dead" in the famous horror film "The Sixth Sense". Man is "I see the dead" and the wizard is "I see the undead", hehe) (Editor's note: One line of the prophet is that I can see the dead. In addition, this sentence is also the secret of the game)
Lich, you are the weakest link. Goodbye! ("You are the weakest link, goodbye!") Weakness Link, a well-known prize-winning TV quiz show, started in Britain (in Weakness Link, the hostess always says this whenever a player is eliminated)) (Editor's note: the weakest link is the flagship program of British NBC TV)
Anybody want to play Huntress Frisbee? ("Does anyone play Frisbee?" It is a very popular game in the United States, and it is usually asked when the game is launched. But if a Huntress throws a rotating three-pointed double-edged knife in her hand, do you dare to answer it? )
Griffin Knight judges me by my figure, doesn't he? ("Because you looked down on me when I was a child?" Master Yoda's lines in Star Wars, he is really small and powerful) This hammer costs 40K. Ha ha. ("This hammer cost me 40,000 yuan."
Warhammer 40000 is an American desktop doll war game, which is divided into fantasy version and future version. These two versions have many similarities with Warcraft and StarCraft respectively. (Editor's Note: Warhammer 40k It is said that Blizzard didn't do the development right ...)
No, is this your final answer? ("Is this your final answer?" Who wants to be a millionare is an award-winning video game that started in the United States and was recently introduced to China. This is a question frequently asked by the famous host. (Editor's Note: Like Lucky 52, this program is generally translated into Who Can Become a Millionaire. Like the previous "The Weakest Link", it is the trump card program of ABC TV. )
I am a knight of the apocalypse. I am one of the great knights of fate. (Editor's Note: Don't confuse it with the right girl, that is the child of fate. )
If I have wings, why do I always walk? Since I have wings, why can I only walk? (Editor's note: DL's most classic lines. )
Blade master double blade action, for cleaning, turn off shaving every time! Look at my double knives … I can shave my face clean every time! (Editor's Note: Do you understand? Oscar Pistorius is a man who uses two razors at the same time ...)
The demon hunter whispered: ... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to call, but his phone rang. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, darkness", but he ignored me. The darkness must have blocked his phone. The Dark Lord once called me, … but I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to call him back, but I only got a recorded message. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, Lord of darkness", but he ignored me. The dark Lord must have blocked his phone. (Editor's Note: Well, the longest and most boring monologue. )
Damn Naga siren sea world, I'll never get rid of my hair! In the hateful ocean world, I can never straighten the curls in my hair (Editor's Note: In my collection of short stories "Blood Teeth" (unpublished), "two fishermen caught a mermaid and let her go, one asked' why' and the other answered' how' jokes" in Naga. )
Goblin tinker cracked ... * ... * Boom! * O ... I need a new hamster, and the machine is worn out ... * Explosion * Oh, my God ... this time we need a new big mouse. (Editor's Note: It turns out that the raw material of such a dynamic mechanical policeman comes from mouse grinding? )
Lord Abyss, do you know what's burning in my ass? The flame of desire. Do you know that the shrimp in my PP is burning? The fire of desire!
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