A short and pithy joke

Short and pithy joke: women chase men's interlayer yarn, and men chase women every other room and car. . .

Chapter 1: Short and pithy jokes 1. You can't live in your own world, and you can't live in someone else's world. MD, there is no place to live.

2. Just driving on the road, I saw a car with a miscellaneous brand. He drifts around the corner by inertia and is very fast. If you know who he is, please tell his family that he even drifts in the ditch with his car.

3. I accidentally sent the bad words of the leader to the group and found that it was a colleague group, not a leader group. I found a leader in the group, found that the leader was not online and found that the leader was behind me. . .

4, teach you a trick how to soak the goddess! You have to have a house first. Please come to me if you don't have a house. I can tell you the process of buying a house! I can also introduce bamboo shoots to you.

5. History is always strikingly similar. I was hungry at this time yesterday, and I'm fucking hungry at this time today!

6. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that you all think I have many boyfriends.

Chapter 2: Short and pithy jokes 1. By train, two monks, a man and a woman, came halfway.

The conductor checked in front of them, and the female Taoist said, we are monks and don't have to buy tickets.

C: Look who is not a monk in this car!

Everyone in the carriage is laughing. . .

2, passing by the office, listening to the boss furious with the clerk's sister inside: I arranged for so-and-so to go to Nantong for a meeting, which is Nantong, Jiangsu! I asked you to buy him a ticket. Where did you buy it? ! Why did he go to Nanchong, Sichuan? ! ?

3. The wife is thin, and her weight is not so long when she is pregnant. After the son was born, he weighed more than eight kilograms.

The doctor sighed with emotion: another thin skin and big stuffing!

One day a reporter asked Han Han:? Excuse me, Mr. Han Han, your mother and Guo Siniang fell into the water together. Which one did you save first?

Many people are wondering how to ask such a question, and everyone is concerned about how Han Han answers it.

Han Han definitely said:? Save Mingming first? . There was an uproar and a lot of discussion.

Han Han saw everyone's doubts and added? The water depth is one meter four? !

Chapter 3: Short and pithy jokes 1? What do you think of the Philippine President's announcement to sever military and economic relations with the United States during his visit to China? ?

? Divorce due to vacation is more common in our country. ?

2, girlfriends: I don't want to make up today.

Me: I don't think so. You think that if you don't wear makeup for a day, people will remember you without makeup, and the makeup you used to wear every day will be in vain. A day without makeup means never wearing makeup.

3. Youth:? Master, why did I go to college for four years and still know nothing?

Master:? Did you see the small hole in the wall pierced by water droplets?

Youth:? You mean, a drop of water wears away, and perseverance will make great progress one day, right?

Master:? You're a fucking pit! ?

At dusk in the afternoon, I rode my bike in the park and saw an old man walking hand in hand in front of me. So I rode slowly and listened to their conversation. The old man said, old woman, it's cold. Go home. ?

Old lady:? No. If I go back, my father won't let me go out. ?

Hearing this sentence, I suddenly feel that dusk is green.

My neighbor's old aunt saw me and said to me, You! It's time to find a girlfriend, but it's not good to find a man

The next day, I took my boyfriend out shopping. My old aunt saw it and cried: you little bastard! I asked you to find a boyfriend, and you did. Why don't you go to my son? Where did I recruit you? ! !

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