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My days at Cowherd’s Shop "One"
365 days a year, I have to accompany dozens of women every day. Sometimes I sleep one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and have to work at night. I couldn't stand up straight at three o'clock in the morning before going to work. I smoked until I was soft and drank until I was soft. If a female guest requests it, she will take it home first, or go to the female guest's mansion and do it the next morning. Generally men look for women to satisfy their needs. I look for women to work and make money.
Of course, I also have an ideal. I want all women who come to Cowherd’s shop to get true love.
Women don’t buy sex, they buy care. Xiaofang often comes to the store and likes to hire several cowherds to accompany her at the same time. She likes when men keep their eyes on her. She didn't like men interrupting when she was talking, so she asked several men to keep looking at her and listen to her talk about trivial matters slowly. She always chooses a large private room. She likes men to surround her, but she doesn't let them get too close to her. Xiaofang would sometimes have a drink and tell a cold joke. Out of love for our work, we always laugh, non-stop. Generally, Xiaofang will fall into silence after a few words, and the cowherds around her will be very nervous at this time. Once she didn't speak, and the two cowherds didn't pick her up. A few minutes later, Xiaofang left angrily, leaving two thousand yuan behind.
I asked Xiaofang if she wanted to have sex. Xiaofang is very angry. She can only have sex if she is married. Even if she is not married, she must have sex with the person who will accompany her for the rest of her life. Moreover, she said that life is only for sex, which is too mean. What's the point of having sex. When two people are naked together, it's best to turn off the lights, otherwise they will feel disgusted.
Xiaofang is a girl who works in the IT industry. She is rich and smart in studies. But maybe I studied too much and didn’t have time to date some men when I was young. She rarely dresses herself up, always wearing a pair of original glasses, a pair of jeans and a plain coat. The cowherds couldn't praise her for her beauty, because she felt they were lying, and they couldn't say she was smart. She felt that asking fools to praise her was looking down on her, so the cowherds only said that she was a very studious person.
Xiaofang likes to find me to accompany her because I am always talking. I tell funny and boring stories, I tell cheesy and tasteful observations, and I tell stories about how stupid and dumb the women I know are. She likes to listen and then say something back. I asked her why she didn't talk, and she said she usually didn't talk. She was surrounded by men when she went to work, and few people paid attention to her and listened to her, so she didn't like to talk. She just works, gets things done, and goes home. Sometimes when colleagues get together, the men always talk about picking up girls, and she even takes the initiative to introduce women to the men. She is a woman, but no one pays attention to her. A typical engineering girl.
Women don’t buy meat, they buy respect. Li Mei didn't come often, but when she did she always drank several drinks and cried. Her drinking capacity is not very good, but she always looks very energetic and generous. I didn't know it at first, but it turned out that she drank too much and vomited everywhere. Then she lay on my lap and cried, which made me hard.
Li Mei cried for many reasons, sometimes because her boyfriend left her in the cold, sometimes because her parents said a few words, and sometimes because she heard what her friends said behind their backs. She couldn't tell her boyfriend all this because she was afraid that he would think she was too wordy. Li Mei said that her boyfriend was tall, handsome, nice, loved her very much, and was from Shanghai.
I asked Li Mei if I wanted to have sex. She said she has a boyfriend and doesn't want to have sex with you. Moreover, as far as the virtues of Cowherds are concerned, her boyfriend is many times better. If she is with the Cowherd, where can she put her worth? She wants to find someone whose worth is equal to hers.
But we still did it. Li Mei’s boyfriend was too busy with work, didn’t exercise, and even smoked. Of course not in that regard. And mine is relatively big, and I work in this industry, so of course I need to have a good body. Probably Li Mei and her boyfriend didn't have sex last month, and her boyfriend fell asleep after five minutes of sex. She came to our store very unhappy, one person was unhappy, another person was unhappy. Talking to her and listening to her talk became the work of obscenity. Finally I kissed her and she resisted, but weakly. I took her back to my home and she gave me 5,000 yuan and we spent two hours plus foreplay. She went home happily before 10 o'clock.
To be continued
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