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Volume 1 joke 1

One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a ride, and the car was almost out of gas.

There happened to be a gas station next to it, and when I drove by,

Suddenly a gust of wind blew the hat of the little beautiful boyfriend away.

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her, "I'll take off my hat and you help me cheer."

My boyfriend just ran away. I heard Xiaomei shouting behind her: "Come on! Come on! "

Two:

Director and * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted!

The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... The section chief is about to be dismissed.

The director said at the meeting: you can't afford to take care of big things. What's the use of asking you

Three:

Affinity education for sons and fathers

The father found that his 12-year-old son was premature, so he decided to give him early sex education.

However, it is always embarrassing to talk about such things with children. But out of concern for the children,

Father still got up the courage: "son, dad wants to talk to you." "What is it, Dad?"

"Nothing, it's about sex." Father's face flushed,

Words are a little hesitant. The son stared at his father's strange face,

Asked with concern: "Never mind, what kind of question do you want to know?"

Four:

One person has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the Stomach Hospital to see a doctor.

Said to the doctor, "I pull whatever I eat, eat watermelon and pull watermelon,

Eat cucumber and pull cucumber! "The doctor thought about it and said to him," I think you have to eat shit! "

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