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Fairy Tales Coax Girlfriend 1 Little Star Earrings

Little stars are playing in the sky. When she touched her ear, it broke I don't know when I dropped an earring It was a gift from his mother. The little star was in a hurry, turned into a meteor and came to the ground, trying to find the lost earrings.

Xiaoxing asked the squirrel picking pinecones from the tree to help him find them. The little squirrel agreed happily, but every leaf was searched, but the earrings of the little star were not found.

The little squirrel is a little disappointed. He asked the little white rabbit pulling radish on the grass to help him find it. The white rabbit enthusiastically agreed, but he searched every meadow and couldn't find Xiaoxing's earrings.

The little squirrel is disappointed. He asked the little goldfish in the pond to help him find it. The little goldfish readily agreed. It wagged its tail and searched carefully in the pond, but still couldn't find Xiaoxing's earrings.

"My earrings are missing." Little star was so disappointed that she cried sadly. The cry alarmed grandma vole in the cave: "I'm looking for earrings." I found them last night and used them as flashlights. "

It turns out that grandma vole has bad eyes. Xiaoxing blinked and thought about it. She took another earring from her ear and handed it to Grandma Tian, saying, "I'll give it to you, too, so that you can see it better when you leave at night." "Thank you, lovely little star." Grandma vole was very moved.

The little star flew into the sky again, but she was happy without the earrings her mother gave her.

Fairy tales coax girlfriends 2 obedient friends

Lala's clothes friend is disobedient, sometimes hiding under the bed, sometimes hiding behind the cupboard, and sometimes hiding under the chair. Every morning, lesbians always look for half a day.

Mom helped Lala find out these disobedient friends one by one and said to Lala, "You should learn to be a little commander and make your friends listen to you."

In the evening, Lala folded her clothes and trousers neatly and put them on the chair. She said, "I order you to lie down in your chair and stay in formation, so that the enemy can't find you."

"Little socks, you hide in the submarine." Lala put her shoes under the bed. "Little hat, please be a scout." Lala hung her hat on the hook.

Finally, Lala went to bed peacefully.

The next morning, Lala quickly found these clothes friends.

He put on his clothes, trousers, socks, shoes and hat, and proudly said to his mother, "Look, how obedient my clothes friends are."

Fairy tales to coax your girlfriend 3. Little squirrel's supermarket shopping experience

The little squirrel family lives in a beautiful big forest. Mom and dad like this little squirrel very much. The little squirrel, like a happy elf, shuttles back and forth among the pine branches all day. One day, mother squirrel got sick, and all the pinecones in the house were gone. What should I do? Let the little squirrel buy it, mom is not at ease yet. But the squirrel's father is not at home, so the mother has no choice but to call the little squirrel. Before his mother finished, the little squirrel excitedly agreed. This is his first shopping!

This little squirrel has fifty forest coins. Jump to the forest supermarket. The supermarket is so big that all kinds of pine cones make the little squirrel's eyes dazzled. Finally, he picked the pinecone he thought was the best and imagined the happiness of his mother when she ate it. The little squirrel snickered. Pine cones only cost twenty forest coins, thought the little squirrel, and there are thirty forest coins left. Mom and dad are working so hard, buy them something! What to buy? The little squirrel looks at the coconut candy here and wants to buy it, but mom and dad don't necessarily like it. Look at the animal health products there. I want to buy it, too It's too expensive and there's not enough money. Finally, the little squirrel's eyes stopped on the turpentine tea. Mom and dad can drink a bottle of turpentine tea, so buy turpentine tea! After making up his mind, the little squirrel called aunt rabbit, the clerk, to pay in one hand and take things in the other.

The little squirrel has a special sense of accomplishment and wants to buy things as simple as that! When he came, the little squirrel skipped home. But I don't know when the turpentine tea mentioned in my right hand disappeared. The little squirrel cried with anxiety. That's his own filial piety! What shall we do? Just when the little squirrel was anxious and annoyed, the monkey police officer came over and said to him, "Little squirrel, you can't find your turpentine tea, can you?" The little squirrel asked in surprise, "Hey? Uncle, how do you know? "

The monkey police officer said unhurriedly, "When I was patrolling just now, I saw the little fox sneaking around with his bag on his back. When I asked him, he admitted. Here you are. This is your turpentine tea. Be careful in the future! " The little squirrel blushed.

When I got home, my mother was so moved to see the turpentine tea bought by the little squirrel!

The little squirrel didn't tell her mother about the tortuous experience of turpentine tea. He told himself in his heart that nothing should be taken lightly in the future.

Fairy Tale of Coaxing Girlfriend 4. The Adventure of Little Fox in Dream City

The fox heard that there is a city called "Dream City" at the end of the world, so he came to "Dream City" by spaceship.

As soon as he entered the gate of "City of Dreams", Fox got excited. Because everything here is different from my hometown: chocolate juice flows in the river, colorful candy is hung on the trees, and even the people here are grown from sugar beans!

Suddenly, a sugar bean man saw the little fox and shouted, "Oh, my God, come and see, what is this?" Then, the jelly beans came running one after another. After a while, a large group of jelly bean people surrounded the little fox. "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" What are you doing here? They asked noisily.

Fox ignored them, got on the spaceship and continued to fly to the center of the "dream city". As soon as I got off the spaceship, I was surrounded by a group of jelly bean people asking questions. Fox was about to talk to them when suddenly a gust of wind blew. A jelly bean man pulled the fox up and ran: "Come with me, that monster is coming to arrest people again!" " "But it's too late. The fox was taken away by a terrible monster before he ran out a few steps.

After a long time in a daze, the little fox found himself taken to a desert by a big monster. I saw thousands of jelly bean people doing coolies, and there were many ugly monsters watching them around. Suddenly, several dark clouds appeared in the sky. Soon, the dark clouds cleared and a witch fell from the sky. The witch is tall, with a black face and big ears. She is ugly. When she saw another unusual little guy on the construction site, she smiled and said, "Welcome to my kingdom. You are all my slaves. From now on, you boil water and wash my face every day. If you are lazy, you will never be soft! " Then there was a strong wind and it disappeared.

Fox has been thinking of a clever plan to save himself and the candy man. At night, Fox sneaked into the witch's room and saw the witch sleeping! The witch put it by the bed with a shiny red stone in her hand, thought Fox. That stone must be very important to the witch, perhaps it is the legendary elf stone, which controls the witch's soul! Thinking of this, the fox quietly approached the witch, jumped up, smashed the stone with one foot, and the witch died motionless in her sleep. Facts have proved that Fox's guess is correct. This stone is really the lifeblood of the witch. When the fox crushed the stone, the witch naturally lost her life.

After the witch died, the monster who looked after the jelly bean man also ran away. Fox released the jelly bean man who worked as a coolie, and then flew home happily in a spaceship.

Fairy Tales of Coaxing Girlfriends 5 Little Cats Visiting the Market

The weather is very good today. Xiaohua Mall begged her mother to go shopping. Mother Cat promised Xiaohua Mall and took Xiaohua Mall's hand to the market.

The market is very lively, with shoppers, shoppers and acrobats ... in short, there are all kinds of food and drink in the market. Xiaohua Mall touched here and there with his little hand for a while, which was very interesting, but what attracted him most was the game machine. He is busy in front of the game machine and has a good time. Finally, at the insistence of his mother, he reluctantly left.

"Mom, look! What's ahead? That's a rocking car. I like riding a rocking car best. Mom, give me money! " Before Mother Cat could answer, Xiaohua Mall ran to the rocking car and climbed up quickly. Mother cat had no choice but to put the money in the rocking car.

"Oh, I'm dizzy," Xiaohua Mall shouted, and Mother Cat hurriedly took Xiaohua Mall off the rocking car.

It turned out that Xiaohua Mall had been playing in the sun for too long and suffered from heatstroke. Mother Cat took Xiaohua Mall home, opened the window to ventilate, and wiped Xiaohua Mall with warm water.

After a while, Xiaohua Mall opened her eyes and her mother brought a watermelon to Xiaohua Mall. Xiaohua Mall felt much better after eating watermelon.

"Mom, how did I faint just now?" Xiaohua Mall asked. "Because it's hot outside, you sweat a lot and play for too long, so you're dehydrated.

Pay attention to drink plenty of water when you go out to play in the future, just don't play for too long. "After listening to his mother, Xiaohua Mall nodded heavily.

Fairy Tale of Coaxing Girlfriend 6 Happy little white cloud

There is a small white cloud floating in the sky, as white as snow, and it looks no different from other small white clouds. However, all he carries with him are happy little drops of water, which bring him happiness wherever they float.

Small white clouds float and float. He drifted across a piece of green grass and sprinkled happy water drops on the grass. The goat ate the grass covered with water drops and became a happy goat. They rolled on the grass and danced happily.

There are blossoming little white cloud floating over the small garden, sprinkling happy water drops on the flowers. Bees are happy to collect pollen stained with water droplets. They are singing and dancing among the flowers.

Little white clouds floated over the small pond and spilled happy water droplets into the pond. The fish swam happily in the water, and the frog croaked and sang a happy song with his mouth open.

Little white cloud was floating in the sky, and he was blown by the cold wind. Small white clouds are so cold. He shivered with cold, turning small water drops into happy little snowflakes. Small snowflakes float gently to the earth.

"It's snowing! It's snowing! " The children cried happily, "Come and make a snowman! Come and make a snowman! " The children made a lovely snowman in the snow.

"giggle! Giggle! " Who's laughing! It turns out that the snowman is laughing. The snowman still laughs? Of course, because he is a snowman made of happy snowflakes!

Of course, only little white cloud knows the secret because he is a happy little white cloud.

Fairy Tale of Coaxing Girlfriend 7 The Fruit of Microvole Baker

In the last class in the afternoon, the class "banquet" began. The students put all their dishes on the table, and a smell filled the classroom, making the little yellow dog drool.

After Mr. Elk, the principal, came in with a "gourmet tasting group", he nodded and said, "Good, good, good …" Every time he tasted the food cooked by the students, the principal especially ate the braised pork ribs in lynx and gave a thumbs up. "Good, delicious, good!"

Lynx wagged its tail happily.

After the "tasting group" left, Teacher Zebra gave the order and everyone began to taste the dishes.

Swallows flew in and drank a song for everyone. The white swan said an allegro. It's a pity that their voices are not good. The lynx suggested that the little yellow dog tell a joke, but when he talked about being happy, he kept sneezing and his nose was flying all over the sky, almost polluting the whole table.

After the students laughed for a while. I began to taste delicious dishes again.

The lynx found that Baker the vole had never touched his chopsticks. I think: are these dishes not to his taste, or does he feel sick and don't want to eat them? Lynx asked Baker calmly, and Baker didn't say anything.

The swallow whispered to the lynx, "Baker has no money at home and only brought a fruit platter. I am a little embarrassed to see that my classmates are cooking with fish and meat. "

"I see." Lynx looked at the little yellow dog. "Little yellow dog, why do you always eat ribs? Not tired? " Say, pick up a piece of fruit and throw it into your mouth.

Little yellow dog looked at the lynx: "There is such a plate of fruit all over the table, and I don't want to eat it." As he spoke, he threw a piece of fruit into his mouth and sneezed twice.

"You can't sneeze at the fruit platter. Your nose is flying everywhere. How can others eat it? Really unsanitary! " Lynx quickly picked up the plate.

The white swan craned its neck and took away a piece of fruit: "Lynx. Do you want to take it all away? "

Look at the lynx, the yellow dog and the white swan scrambling for the platter, all vying for fruit. Soon, the platter was robbed.

Swallows fly in the air: "What a pity! What a pity! There are too few platters. "

The vole baker Fu Tiantian smiled. Lynx helped the glasses frame and the little yellow dog sneezed.

Fairy Tale of Coaxing Girlfriend 8 Grandpa's Hat

Winter is coming, the north wind is blowing, and the weather is very cold. There is a poor bird. It was shivering with cold on the branch.

An old man came. He saw the bird shivering with cold on the branch and thought, "What a poor bird! Such a cold day will definitely freeze to death. "

The bird saw grandpa and said, "The wind blew away our nest. We have no home and are shivering with cold. " Grandpa said, "Don't worry, I'll help you find a way." Grandpa made a bird's nest with his hat. Grandpa's hat is really warm.

The bird thought: There are many birds in the forest who are afraid of cold. They must be shivering with cold, too. Call them quickly.

So all the birds flew into grandpa's hat. Grandpa's hat is really warm. They are very grateful to grandpa and happily sing to him.

Since then, grandpa has come to see birds and listen to birds sing every day. The birds are very happy.

However, one day, grandpa didn't come. It turned out that grandpa was ill. The bird also knows the news that grandpa is ill. I think: Grandpa must have given us his hat. He is ill. Let's make a hat for grandpa. The bird made a hat out of its own feathers and gave it to grandpa.

Grandpa is very grateful to the bird. A few days later, grandpa recovered.

Fairy Tale of Coaxing Girlfriend 9 The Banquet of Fox and Crane

One day, the fox sent an invitation card to the crane.

"Please come over for dinner tonight."

"wow! How rare! What food and wine will Mr. Fox prepare for me? "

The crane went to the fox's house happily. "ah! Welcome, Mr. Crane!

Welcome, please make yourself at home. "

The only food and wine the fox took out was soup in a big flat plate.

"I like soup best! Thank you! "

The crane really wants to drink soup, but because of its long mouth, it is very troublesome and can only smell it. You can't drink a drop of soup on the plate.

But the fox drank up the soup at once. I smiled and thought it was very interesting.

"It's not interesting enough, you're playing a trick on me!" The crane went home with hatred.

Soon, the crane also sent an invitation card to the fox.

"treat at night, please be sure to come!"

The fox is a glutton.

"What is it?" The fox thought.

Not long ago, the fox forgot all about it and went to the crane's house happily.

"Welcome, Mr. Fox! Welcome to visit! You're welcome, just use it! "

What do the cranes take out? It turned out to be soup in a narrow-necked water bottle!

"Thank you!" The fox put his mouth into the water bottle, but he couldn't eat a mouthful of soup, only smelling a delicious smell. The crane put its long mouth close to the bottom of the bottle and ate it with relish!

The fox has a bad stomach, but he can't eat the food in front of him.

Fairy Tales to Coax Girlfriends 10 The Beauty of Ducklings

The duckling came to swim by the river in the park. Just when I was happy, a white dove flew over and sneered, "Look! What an ugly guy. "

The duckling saw his own shadow in the water, with a flat mouth, leafy feet and thick feathers. No wonder pigeons laugh at themselves. Returning to the duck house at night, the duckling asked his mother sadly, "Why can't we ducks fly like winged birds, with inseparable toes and long and hard mouths?"

The next morning, mother duck took her ducklings to swim by the river. Mother Duck said, "Our toes can't be separated, but we can paddle our wheels in the water and let us play freely in the water and walk on land."

"Our long and hard mouths can freely reach underwater to find food, which is waterproof and not easy to get hurt."

"Our thick feathers can be used as cotton-padded clothes to keep warm, and they can also keep us afloat and waterproof."

The duckling fluttered its wings happily and said, "So we have so many advantages!" " "

Appearance is innate, don't be ashamed of appearance, everyone has their own unique beauty.

Fairy Tales of Coaxing Girlfriend 1 1 Kangaroo Looking for a Shield

Kangaroo saw that all his friends had shields to protect themselves, but he had nothing, so he planned to look for shields to protect himself.

Seeing Uncle Tortoise, he ran up and asked, "Uncle Tortoise, what is your shield?"

Uncle tortoise said, "The hard shell on my back is my shield. As long as there is danger, I will hide in the shell. "

But kangaroos don't have hard shells on their backs. Kangaroo went to ask Sister White Rabbit, "Sister White Rabbit, what is your shield?"

The white rabbit said, "I can dig a hole." As long as I hide in the hole, no one can catch me. "

But kangaroos can't dig holes. It ran to ask Aunt Hedgehog: "Aunt Hedgehog … Aunt Hedgehog … What is your shield?"

The hedgehog said, "The thorn on my back is my shield. With them, no one dares to bully me. "

But kangaroos have no thorns. At this time, the vultures in the sky rushed down to catch small animals. Mother kangaroo quickly put the kangaroo into her big pocket. The kangaroo realized that the bag on her mother was a shield to protect herself.

Fairy Tales Coax Girlfriend 12 The sly fox took a fancy to a rabbit and planned to cook it and eat it. But the rabbit is too thin, and the fox wants to wait until it is fatter. But after many days, the rabbit is still not fat. The fox thinks, "Maybe this rabbit is too poor. At this rate, when can I eat delicious rabbit meat? "

The fox thought of a way to put delicious food on the windowsill of the rabbit's house every day. On the first day, the fox made a pot full of cabbage and radish soup and put it in the rabbit's house. The next day, the fox baked many delicious cookies and put them in the rabbit's house. On the third day, the fox made many cakes and put them in the rabbit's house. In this way, the fox sends food to the white rabbit's house every day. Two months later ... the fox thought, now the little white rabbit should get fat! Think about it. My mouth is watering. When the fox is on a moonlit night, he has a jar in his hand. The pot contains all kinds of materials for cooking rabbits later. As soon as the fox arrived at the door, the rabbit opened the door and happily took the fox's hand into the house as a guest. The rabbit warmly called out his little rabbits and said, "Look, children, it's Uncle Fox. He brings us delicious food every day."

Rabbits jumped into the fox's arms and kept kissing the fox, making the fox bow his head shyly. The fox immediately got up and rushed out of the door, saying, "I will come to see you tomorrow with a delicious cake." From then on, the fox never thought about the rabbit's house again and opened a cake shop. Business is booming. All animals like to eat cakes baked by foxes.