I am urgently looking for 10 English words, 10 English phrases, and 2 jokes about food. Please help me.

food; foodstuffs; eatables; edibles; provisions; sustenance apple apple pear pear apricot apricot peach peach grape grape banana pineapple pineapple plum plum watermelon watermelon orange orange lemon lemon mango mango an apple a day keeps a doctor away Eat apples every day and you won't have to go to the doctor. kill the goose that lays golden eggs the apple of sb's eye one can't make an omelette without breaking eggs a hard nut to crack a tough cookie A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top amp; tickle the bottom. The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first amp; then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country, Mr Singh? The Italian asked. In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front amp;/when we finish, we flip it over amp; pl