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The Story of Self-Protection in the Fourth Unit of the Chinese Language Volume 2 of the Sixth Grade Edition published by the People's Education Press
While walking, I suddenly heard a voice: "Little sister, are you out of school?" "I" looked up and a strange middle-aged man appeared in front of "me". "Well, school is over." "I" replied casually. "I'm your father's colleague, don't you recognize me?" the stranger said to "me" with a smile. "I" looked up at him, recalling the colleagues of my father whom I had met, "I have some delicious candies for you to eat." After saying that, he took "my" hand and took out a few Give me some candy. "I" was thinking in my mind, "I" have never seen this person before. Did he admit the wrong person or...? "I" had an idea and asked, "Are you driving a truck too? Where did my dad drive today?" "Yes! Yes! Your dad drove out and asked me to pick you up." After saying this, the stranger peeled off a piece of candy and tried to put it into "my" mouth. "He's a bad guy. My dad doesn't drive at all." "I" suddenly felt nervous. What should I do? I usually see many cases on TV and in newspapers and magazines about bad people deceiving children. Today, "I" met me. What should I do? There must be something wrong with the candy in his hand, and "I" must not eat it. "I don't eat sweets. Didn't my dad tell you?" "I" said quickly and wisely, "Oh, I forgot." The stranger put the candy into the bag helplessly, "I'll take you there Meet your dad," he said, holding my hand. "I" walked slowly, but my brain was running at high speed. My parents taught me many self-help and self-protection methods, and there were many articles about this in magazines. By the way, I have an idea. "Every time I go to dad's place, I will help him buy a pack of cigarettes. We go to the store to buy cigarettes and then go to dad's place." "I" said to the stranger with a smile, "Well, hurry up, your dad is here Waiting for you." Looking at his self-righteous look, "I" couldn't help but secretly smile: You have been fooled. A stranger took my hand and came to the shop. At this time, "I" pointed at the oncoming man in the distance and said, "Dad, why are you back?" The stranger's face suddenly became nervous and tightened. The hand holding me suddenly let go. "I" said to the stranger: "Dad is back, let's go there!" "No, no, I've left beforehand." He said in panic, then ran back and disappeared in the blink of an eye. .
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