Classic joke: I was in a hurry to call my buddy, but he didn't answer.

On the bench in the community square, an old couple chatted, and the husband cut his nails for his wife, which was warm and happy. The wife complained, "Look at him, so old and so cute. You have never cut my nails. " The next morning, I cut my wife's nails before she woke up.

Go shopping with your daughter-in-law in a couple's costume. While waiting in line to buy ice cream, a little girl in a primary school next to her spoiled her father and said, "Dad, I want to wear the same clothes as you. Look, my father and his daughter wear the same clothes. I like it! " Then he looked at me!

Renting an old apartment building is the kind where several households share a bathroom. The bathroom on lz floor is next to the kitchen next door. These two days, my stomach is uncomfortable, I have a little diarrhea, and the movement is quite loud. It's embarrassing to go to the bathroom every time. Anyway ... it's been two hours, and the meal next door hasn't been cooked yet. What if lz is in a hurry to go to the toilet? ... waiting online ...

I wanted to fart during the meeting, but I was afraid of being heard. I deliberately dragged the chair and made a noise. As a result, I accidentally fell and farted ... and then I heard someone behind me say, "* * *, fart blew himself up!" " "

I caught a cold and went to the hospital for infusion. . . It's really boring I took a photo of infusion online! A caring message! Only the second-rate wife left a message: When did you become such a local tyrant? You didn't eat the food cooked at home, so you went to the hospital to get nutrient solution ... damn it, when you get over your cold, you try to help her clean up. . .

I was in a hurry to call my buddy, but he didn't answer. I called his wife, who didn't know where he had gone. I kept calling him, but I didn't answer. Considering how much debt he owed, I panicked at that time. Has he been kidnapped? I immediately contacted his parents, his brother and his daughter-in-law, and asked everyone to look for them separately. Finally, his daughter-in-law found him in the shop ...