Comrade-in-arms who used to be soldiers, tell me some interesting stories or jokes about your life in the military camp. It's funny, ok?

A veteran who has worked in the army for 30 years came to answer this question.

199 1, attending the military academy in Shijiazhuang Army Academy. We are a reform experimental team, and the whole elimination system is implemented. Training is hard and management is strict. Almost five kilometers every morning and evening, very tired. Especially the first half of the five kilometers, has been uphill, turn back to the small pavilion in the western hills of the college.

At that time, there were only three officers in the college student team, namely the squadron leader, the instructor and the deputy squadron leader. Of course they won't run five kilometers with us, but they will be responsible for supervision and inspection.

Once, the team organized a five-kilometer cross-country in the morning. The squadron leader rode his bike from home to the squadron on his way to work and quietly followed the team. During the parade, the captain found that two students had left the army and quietly hid on the side of the road to rest. The captain hurried forward and shouted to them to stop. One student stood still and the other ran away! The captain rode in a hurry, missed it and almost fell down!

Because it was just dawn, everyone was wearing military uniforms, and the captain couldn't see who was the one who escaped. Although he suspected it was T, he was not absolutely sure. Asked about the arrested classmate L, the classmate insisted that he didn't know!

Half an hour later, the whole team came back from the drill, and the captain asked everyone to gather in the big classroom on the fourth floor. Then the captain asked T, "Did you just slip away?" T classmate jumped without changing color and vowed: "report to the captain, not me!" " "

"Anyway, it is among you. who is it? Stand up! " Cried the captain. But everyone looked at each other, but no one answered.

The captain asked the arrested classmate L standing on the podium: "I ask you again, who is that person?" L students answered seven words: "report captain, I don't know!" "

The captain was obviously angered and growled, "L, I'll give you one last chance. Who is that man? " That's easy to say; Stop talking, you pack your backpack and get out of here at once! "

/kloc-The ducks and finches in the large classroom with more than 0/00 people are silent, so quiet that you can almost hear the sound of a pin falling. My 130 classmates are sweating like a pig (first, they just finished running five kilometers, and second, they are nervous), and all eyes are focused on L's classmates.

At this time, L was no longer calm and indifferent, and said with tears, "T, come out, I really can't stand it!"

As you can imagine, students T and L were punished for the written test. Of course, they all graduated smoothly in the end. Student T had something to do after graduation, and finally retired from the army!

And this time, the classmate L who ran five kilometers was caught stealing the number, and he betrayed his comrades from unyielding to the end, and was rated as the biggest joke of our team by his classmates!

Thirty years later, few of my classmates are still in the army. May all my classmates be safe in all parts of the world! By the way, when our team entered the school, it was full of 144 people, but in the end only 13 1 people successfully got the diploma on time!

When Xin Binglian was in the company, my comrades in a class in Hubei dreamed of flying a plane, and the movements and sounds woke up our whole class. The next day, everyone was scared! What are you afraid of? It's a good thing he didn't throw a bomb [cover his face]

People who used to be soldiers must have a lot of jokes in the barracks. Let me tell you a few.

1. According to a veteran, he was a soldier in 1992. There were no recreational facilities in the military camp at that time. There were no mobile phones, computers and televisions. In his spare time, he just plays cards and reads newspapers. For a time, several of their fellow villagers were bored after dinner, so they went to the playground together and stared at others when they saw the recruits coming. If the recruits look back at them, they will beat up the recruits. After a few days, they felt very happy to play like this. Later, they didn't know who they had complained about. Several of their fellow villagers were informed by the All-China Federation and were confined for several days.

2. There is also a veteran who took a break from a police detective to a non-commissioned officer and always wanted to take every opportunity to go home for a few days, so he made up various reasons. This year, his grandfather passed away, and next year, his grandmother passed away. After a few years, his grandparents died several times. Later, because it was too frequent, it was discovered by the superior and was punished.