Football joke

The first one tells the story of Tuoniu and his daughter. The humorous conversation between Torres and his daughter makes people interpret many funny jokes.

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't do very well at the club and scored few goals. He is not even the main player of the national team, but he can play at the last minute of the final and score goals. Finally, the player lifted the big ear cup and the Roudny cup! Slap the person who laughed at him severely!

The daughter said: Who is this, so lucky? Torres replied: ... this is your uncle Mata!

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, another player left Iberia to go to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still win all the championships on the cold bench with the powerful matador, breaking all doubts and perfectly interpreting the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness.

The daughter covered her mouth and answered, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! !

The second part is the origin of Arsenal's four genius nicknames.

Who are the four talents of Arsenal? Fan ambition, loyalty and subordination, self-interest and Song Gongming. Xiong Wei, a fan, was originally named Van Persie. When he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money and thought that I always had the ambition to win the championship, so the fans nicknamed him Van Xiong Wei.

The reason why Fabregas is called loyalty method and inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and inversion method is a bit interesting. He once joined Barcelona upside down! The name "upside down" is famous for this;