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How many jokes is the best to tell every day?
Teacher: "Yes, yes, who is the poet?"
Student: "It's Du Fu."
Teacher: "So, who is the king of poetry?"
Student: "It's Xie Xun."
Teacher: "... I watched too many TV plays."
2.a: I work in this company, and now I have no money, no house and no car. But there are thousands of people working.
B: Not bad, not bad, so modest and getting along so well. Is it the chairman or the general manager?
No, I'm on the 45th floor. There are really thousands of people down there.
B: I'll go. .
3. The female colleague stretched herself and said, "I'm so hungry. If someone invites me to dinner now, I will marry him. " .
Suddenly, a male colleague said, "It's already a loss to invite you to dinner, and it's even worse to marry you."
4. A woman uploads a buyer's show after online shopping. The next day, I received a phone call from online shopping customer service.
Customer service: "Beauty, as long as you delete your buyer show, we are willing to empty your shopping cart."
Woman: "I want to use your product for free for one year."
Customer service: "Beauty, this may not work. You still have to change it. "
Woman: "Well, I want to be a model for your products, free of charge. . . "
Before the woman could speak, the customer service rushed to say, "Thank you, beauty, you have obtained the free use right of our company's products for one year."
5. Male colleague: "Hey, what kind of boys do you girls like? Tell me about it. "
Female colleague: "They should all be boys who like humor."
The male colleague smiled: "Ha ha ha, then I am very popular with all girls."
The female colleague pursed her lips and said, "Hey, humor is not humor."
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