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The happiest thing this year.
Convenient, not now. Can I call you when your friend is convenient? "The other party:" Is it convenient now?
Still inconvenient? "Liu said patiently," it's convenient, but it's really inconvenient now. It's convenient after it's convenient
Late at night, my husband didn't come back. The daughter is anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother whispered
Comfort: "silly boy, be good, don't think the worst, maybe something has happened!" " "
A man went to the hospital for an examination, and the nurse took a needle to test his blood. Because there was no cotton at that time, the nurse quickly put it in her finger.
At the entrance. The man was fascinated for half a ring and said slowly, "I have to do another urine test!" " "
The wild one robbed me this morning. Catch it. Why are you grabbing pancake fruit? Why are you still riding a bike? Why ride a bike?
Or a young woman? What's more, the attacker was a six-year-old child! I really can't imagine how his mother would feel when she found him with pancake fruit in her hand!
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