Jokes about cows

Traditional company: There are two cows. Sell one and buy a bull. Your herd has grown, and so have your economic interests. Finally, you sell them and retire with the income.

American company: There are two cows. You sell one and force the remaining one to produce the milk of four cows. You will be very surprised when the cow is exhausted.

French company: There are two cows. You went on strike because you wanted three cows.

Japanese company: There are two cows. You redesigned them. Therefore, they are 1 times the normal size, but they can produce 20 times the milk. Then you create an image of cartoon cow called Cowkimon and sell it all over the world.

British company: You have two cows. But all this is crazy.

German company: You have two cows. Your engineer can improve them, live 100 years, 1 month 1 time, and milk themselves.

Italian company: You have two cows. But you don't know where they are, so you have lunch and rest.

Russian company: You have two cows. You counted and found that you had five cows. If you count it again, there are 46 cows. Count it again and find that there are actually only 12 cows. So you got bored, stopped counting cows and opened the third bottle of vodka.

Swiss company: There are 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you. You raise these cows by taking money from others.

China Company: You have two cows. But there are 300 people milking. You claim that the employment rate is extremely high and the productivity of cattle is extremely high, while arresting journalists who report the truth.