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Who is the most suitable car, Geng, Donghai, Yuan and others? What is he like to everyone?

Donghae is the brother who hurts the car the most. ....

I've been saying this for years, huh? ..

However, it seems that Hong Ji is also his painful brother.

There are more opportunities in the diary, and it seems to be AB type, ha. ...

Excerpt from CY cut on April 9th, from which we can see some ...:

Nobody listens, Lord Xi, who is as grumpy as a frog.

J

Han Geng

Normal mode

Donghai Sea

And Mitra. ..

Only these five people can control it, Lord Xi.

...........

Girl: How much do you believe me? -

Me: 1% (It was better recently, but it was really cold before? _? )

Girl: What's that? What about the East China Sea? Where is Han Geng? Where's Kivan? Where is Mitra?

Me: 100% (I talk a lot on the show, but I'm really quiet at ordinary times)

Girl: What! ! Why do I only have 1%! !

Me: Even if you believe 1%, do you believe a lot? I don't believe in people's interests?

Let's start with SJ ..

Everyone knows what Han Geng said and what Xi Che did to Han Geng.

I really don't want to talk about it. You search a lot online, and I'm too lazy to post it. ..

Che and Han Geng are very good friends! ! Good brothers! ! !

I still remember that in the tidbits of the Golden Melody Awards, the car pulled Han Geng to the camera and said, We are friends. ..

Origin,

I remember on a radio program, Xi Che said that because he was kind to Fan Ji's two younger brothers in Donghai,

Shiyuan once asked: Brother, why can't I be like Fan Ji and Donghai? (Something like this)

Xi Che said that his life was so smooth that he should be given a blow.

Ha, I think it's a joke, too, although the origin is different from that of Hai and Fan.

But Xi Che must have a good relationship with him.

In the full house, trying to fight against the car, and Shi Yuan has been protecting him.

In the first episode, two people are sitting on the bed, and Shi Yuan has been holding the car. Can the relationship be good?

Also, in my debut record, Shi Yuan said that I was Simba who guarded Cinderella.

Also, at the concert, Che once kissed Shi Yuan, and it was right across the mouth. Photos are not hard to find. ...

Reading Xi Che's diary is more telling, which is the origin of Xi Che CY:

Cui Shijun who starred in "1829"

A tall, coquettish and clever man with charming eyes. ..

At first, I didn't care much about this person. Ah ~ so that's it?

But this man is ... cute? A little slutty?

"Why do I always take care of Donghai and Fan! ! Take care of me too! "

Say, "Don't worry about it." Command him.

In fact, Xi Che doesn't hate that background.

"Ah ~ bring me water ~"

"yes! Brother! Here ~! ! "

"Did you throw up in it? No, what kind of water is this? "

"Ah, brother, brother is really out of line ..."

"Hahahaha ~ Drink it yourself ~ Hahahaha ~"

"..................................."

Shiyuan is about to cry.

Fan from Teachers College will scold me to death when he sees this. answer

Then I smiled and said

"Ah ~ don't you know? I don't play jokes on people I don't like-that's because I like you. "

"Elder brother .. I only have elder brother! ! (swoops down) "

"Who are you? Put your hands on me-_? "

"...................................................."

"Ha ha ha ha ~ My stomach hurts ... ha ha ha."

A few days ago, my mother and Shiyuan spoke on the phone.

Then my mother suddenly said to me

"ah! Shiyuan is very polite, honest and smart ... really different from you ~ "

"Many people also praise me for being smart."

"The difference is great!"

"Really .. I'm not smart? Am I good or not? Ah! Choi Siwon ~ Say it! "

"Brother, very clever."

"Look at it ~ Hahahaha ~"

. . . . ? The origin is "Simba" in The Lion King.

I wish I were a character in an animation.

"You are Simba!"

"Brother, why am I the only animal?"

"If you don't like it, forget it."

"Ah ~ Simba guarded Cindy Rilla! Very good, brother! ! "

"Right? Right? Ha ha, ok? "

So he became Simba.

Now he is the teaching assistant of Rilla.

The World Garden is very comfortable in every way.

"You are so handsome ~ like a man ~ very comfortable ... very good ... heh ..."

"No, it's not like that. I am such a beautiful Cinderella. "

"I know."

"^-^?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Cars and the East China Sea:

Xi car hurts the East China Sea ~ ~

The car accident also happened on the way back from Donghai's father's funeral. ...

A section of ys:

Didn't Donghai call our Youth Street a Youth Club?

Nishimoto: So I'm a little sad. ...

Car: After returning to the dormitory. ....

Nishimoto: Did you hit him?

Xi Che:No..

Nishimoto: Will it?

Che: For the East China Sea, I ... can't move it.

Hiben: Right, right, right. I've heard of it.

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Xi Che: I often hear that we are like brothers.

Donghai: Yes.

Xi Che: He is really like my own brother.

Donghai: Right.

Nishimoto: It seems that there is none in the East China Sea. ...

Donghai: No, it's true.

If I were a sharp knife, the East China Sea would be the scabbard.

I should let him treat you like a scabbard. ......

What am I saying now? ......

Nishimoto: What are you talking about? .....

Xi Che: Anyway, it's great that our beautiful brother is here.

Donghai: Hamburg incident happened.

In the practice room, everyone is ... tired after practice. ...

My agent bought hamburgers.

Brother Xi Che said he was hungry, and brother Zheng Xiu said he wanted to tidy up.

After I finished, I put the hamburger in the practice room and went back like this.

Back to the dormitory, my brother's car set off as soon as he got to the dormitory.

"Where is my hamburger? Where's my hamburger? "

(Members start talking to each other) "Ah, hamburgers! Where are the hamburgers? Hamburg "

"Find a hamburger!" "Where is the hamburger?" such

Then brother Xi Che said, "No?"

And then ... I don't know if I can say this here ....

He turned the dormitory upside down; ; ;

He kicked everything out. .......

As a result, the brothers all said, "Where am I going?" And "I'm going out for a while." Then they all went out.

Xi Che: Yes, they all left.

Donghai: They're all gone, just me and Che Ge Xi.

At this time, Che Ge Xi said, "Ah ... I'm so bored, so bored, so bored."

"Brother ~ I'll cook Lamian Noodles for you?" such

Then he said, "Really cook it for me?"

So I once cooked Lamian Noodles for him in this situation.

Xi Che and Fan Ji:

Xi Che said that he didn't like others crossing the line when he slept, and only Fan Ji and J could sleep with him.

A section of ys:

Because Donghai spoke to me in half a language a long time ago.

(Note: Korean is divided into honorific words and semi-verbal words, and semi-verbal words refer to elders to younger generations and elders to younger generations.

The same generation, or when two people have a gap in age but have a particularly good relationship)

So once the four of us went to eat fried cakes.

The three of us prospered and went.

I was joking with Donghai, and Donghai said to me, "Ah, what ~ Kim HeeChul ~" (half and half).

Just as I was joking, Kifan suddenly started talking to me in half a language.

I was eating fried cakes, and when I heard him say that, I said it at once.

"I hate you, don't talk to me."

The atmosphere at that time' brushed' and it cooled down.

Yun Hao said, "Brother, don't do this ~", and then Yun Hao took me out.

At that time, I said something to Yoon-ho that was not suitable for broadcasting.

Let Yun Hao accurately convey to Fan Ji.

Then Kivan went to America ... and the third year?

When he came back in winter,

Suddenly he changed a lot and became very respectful ... I was very kind to him.

Two people stay up late in the game room every day.

Nishimoto: So the basic models I know have changed since I went to America?

Xi Che: Yes. Because he is afraid of strangers, he will make people feel' don't understand' when meeting others.

A polite misunderstanding ...

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Car: Look for pet snake online ... When Donghai comes, say, "You are crazy ~ you are crazy ~"

Himoto: (imitating the tone of Donghai) "I won't cook Lamian Noodles for you now ~"

I'll explain to Donghai.

"Think about it, if you have a snake, it's just your own. He bites others, but not you.

What a wonderful thing it is! "

I said this, and then Fan Ji said, "Oh, what I said seems to be right."

You see, Fan Ji listens to me best.

Himoto: Kifan is a bit indecisive.

Car: How cute it is without Kifan ~

I give our model Bobo every day.

Besides, I always say such things.

His smile is so beautiful, Fan Ji's smile is really beautiful.

Why do I say these things without head or tail?

Because I haven't seen him for a long time.

Nishimoto: Long time no see. Didn't you see him yesterday? .....

In SJ, no one else will list it, ...

As for j, look:

"We have known each other for 6 years, and the students were really happy at that time." ——2008 10 15 car

J, who was happily introduced in the program Richche, looked so relaxed that J just looked at him and smiled.

"J is a perfect man, so handsome and sings well."

Xi Che's praise is seldom used on others. Is J that good in his mind?

Laugh this year-April 2005.19j

J said something comforting to the car that hasn't officially debuted after its debut.

"Only friends such as 1 (someone) are left out in the cold. Everyone else has been removed ... how embarrassing! " -Cut

J changed his CY confidant to only have a car. When his fans asked for autographs, he would smile and say "The car is J's".

"Hurry up and save enough money to go out and live in a one-bedroom apartment-I'll decorate the room well." -April 30, 2005

The car will want to live well and put itself in at will. happy heart ...

"I think I'll work hard ~ I'm not going yet ... I need to practice more in order to succeed ... have you become a MC? Come on "-2005/07.28 J.

J, who was going to Japan, gave the car a reassurance and finally went. In order to succeed, two people work together, accompanied by

I wish my best for my debut.

"If trax released an album, I wouldn't even introduce it. What a pity ... "-Cut.

My last DJ, among the people I miss, is J.

"I'll know when I'll be back after filming"-May 6438, 2005+04J

When I was filming the car, I told him that two people sometimes have some tacit understanding ... very stable trust.

"Why don't you call me? Is your body far from your heart? So, let's talk on the phone-"2005.18 car in May.

When J goes to Japan, he always seems to joke with Xi Che when he leaves. Obviously, a person who has difficulty making friends will always lose someone close to him.

"When I make money, I will buy you the best camera"-J.

When I was young, my sweet promises were always extraordinarily beautiful. J's promise is not important now. What matters is his sincerity to Chu Che.

Support and cherish each other.

"Car: Sex is cruel ... Death is sad ... You are so beautiful ..."-Car June 4, 2005.

I will send my strange and sincere ideas to J. Although he doesn't understand them, he enjoys them. That's how cars like him.

"I erased you from my mind ... now ... it blooms in my heart (burns? ) Use .. "-Cut

J in Japan can always make cars miss him easily.

"From before to now, only J, Donghai and Fan Ji can sleep in a bed with me.

No one will go to my bed "-cut.

It's hard to be intimate, but it always gives J a space. As he himself said, "The bed is wider without you.

It's much more comfortable to lie down. But the mood-cut ~ what am I talking about .. "

"ah! How about I get a cat? But when can I spend my birthday with my girlfriend-play alone every day "-car.

Although J said, "You and I are still the same ... T T doesn't like cats ... and has very bad memories!" " Or give it to the car

I bought a cat and told him to keep it well. ...

"J, he went to Japan. He said he would fight for it. I think he will succeed. " -Cut

Trust him and support his clarity and persistent loveliness.

"J's voice is not very good. He should have a rest and do some surgery or something. "-cut

To explain the disappearance of friends, faint, without any modification, but still a little lost, his perfect J also made mistakes.

Time.

"Any time is fine." -Cut

When J called Xi Che and invited him to celebrate his birthday, Che and J became friends, as simple as that.