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Is there anyone around you who has a tragedy because of a joke?

Single dog's joke in the village caused my cousin's beautiful young wife to be severely disabled and become a vegetable, and my cousin's family was ruined and eventually jailed.

In my father's time, because I was located in a mountainous rural area, my economy was backward and my information was blocked. At that time, many men in the village could not find wives because they had no skills, and many people died alone. In the early 1990s, there was a man in the village who was nearly 40 years old (in my generation, he should be called Sixth Uncle). Because my family was poor, my parents died, and I didn't have any skills, and I had no hope for marriage. But because I went out to the market to be brave, I gave my life to help a mother and daughter beat back two robbers, thus touching the girl's heart and marrying a particularly beautiful daughter-in-law.

At that time, rural people in the mountains really couldn't make a living in their spare time except doing farm work to support their families, so everyone often gathered in twos and threes under the big tree in the village to chat about the mountains. Uncle Liu's home is under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village. It's an old-fashioned bungalow with a layer of blue bricks. There is no compound, and the kitchen is also a simple open-air stove, which makes the couple's every move after marriage under the eyes of the villagers, which really makes many single dog in the village envious.

Early this morning, Uncle Liu took the taro and pumpkin in the field to the market for sale. After that, he wanted to take Aunt Liu around the town and buy her two new clothes, but Aunt Liu said that her stomach was uncomfortable and she didn't want to go, so she stayed at home alone.

When Uncle Liu came back from the town, villagers were already sitting under the banyan tree at the entrance to the village. One of them, a bachelor in his early 30 s, looks a bit like him, but he doesn't speak seriously at ordinary times. When he saw Uncle Liu coming home at this time, he joked: Your wife's purple underwear with buds is really beautiful and sexy.

Hearing the bachelor's words, Sixth Uncle's face turned red at first, and then turned dark green soon. Then he returned to the house angrily. Other villagers joked with laughter that it was great, and the house would be full of spring scenery again, and then there was an inappropriate laugh. When they said these words, Uncle Liu actually listened, so he closed the door as soon as he entered the room, which was rare in the past.

Aunt Liu looked a little ugly when she saw Uncle Liu coming into the room and sitting on a stool without saying a word. Thinking that today's things couldn't sell well, she offered to pour him a glass of water. Who knows sixth uncle saw sixth aunt handing the cup, and pushed it away, and the tea naturally spilled all over the table. Seeing this move of Sixth Uncle, Sixth Aunt was also silly at that time. I want to ask my husband what happened today.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Liu stood up, pushed his wife down on the table, and then opened her pants without saying anything. When he saw that it was really wearing purple underwear with buds, Sixth Uncle was completely angry. An uncontrolled slap slapped him and landed heavily on his aunt's cheek, making her see stars.

At this time, Sixth Uncle thought that his wife had been unfaithful and cheated on him, and the bachelor in the village also had an affair, so people were embarrassed in front of him today.

However, Aunt Liu is not the master of good stubble. She also has a temper. She covered her face without saying a word. Seeing that Uncle Liu had guessed what he couldn't guess in her mind for no reason, she just didn't explain. But deliberately used language to annoy her husband, saying that "all her brothers are not cheap outsiders."

Uncle Liu was brazen when she said these words, and she was more sure that she had done something sorry for herself. As soon as she got angry, she picked up a homemade rolling pin next to her and gave her a stick head-on, but she didn't know the depth.

I saw Aunt Liu didn't have time to dodge. As soon as she answered, her head fell down, and then the back of her head hit the ground heavily, and then she bled all over the floor. When Sixth Uncle reacted and asked the villagers to help him take him to the hospital, Sixth Aunt was in a severe coma and her life was in danger at any time.

Finally, Uncle Liu emptied all his savings and borrowed all the money he could to save Aunt Liu's life, but he still couldn't reverse the possibility of her becoming a vegetable for life, and the medical expenses in the later period were bottomless.

In a rage, Sixth Uncle ran back to the village to grab the bachelor who laughed at him. He was confronted with a beating, and everyone who beat him went belly-up, and then asked him when he hooked up with his wife. At this time, other villagers were afraid that Uncle Liu would make trouble again, so they all ran out to explain and plead, saying that things were not what you thought, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!

Because many villagers were present on the day of the joke, many people knew the ins and outs of making fun of the couple. They just envy Uncle Liu for marrying a beautiful and virtuous wife. In contrast, many people can't even get a woman, so some people just want to have some fun with words, which is nothing more than a mouth addiction. In fact, in the final analysis, it is grape psychology, so adultery here does not exist, it is just a misunderstanding.

Hearing this, Uncle Liu was furious, and then gnashed his teeth and said, This is impossible! So he started questioning this man. How did he know that his wife was wearing purple underwear with buds on the day of the accident?

At this time, a man of the same age as Uncle Liu touched his beard on his mouth, and then said timidly, Brother, your wife has been married for more than half a year, and the women's underwear you hang at the village entrance is purple every day, anyway, those two are changed every day. We are not afraid of you saying so, so we all praise my sister-in-law behind her back as a good woman who is virtuous and keeps house. I saw the red one hanging outside your house that day, so I guess casually that my sister-in-law was wearing the purple one with buds that day.

Hearing this, Uncle Liu couldn't help shaking his head, limping to the ground like a deflated ball, and then crying, but kept saying, Why are you so stupid? Why don't you explain it to me? You know I'm angry, and you still have to use words to annoy me? This is all my fault! This is all my fault! Every time I say it, I start to sob, which makes everyone feel choked and at a loss.

Later, the menstruation family learned that their daughter was beaten by her son-in-law, and then reported it to Uncle J. Uncle Liu confessed to this matter and admitted that everything was his fault. He beat his wife so recklessly. In this way, Uncle Liu was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for first-degree disability, but he was found guilty and showed remorse.

After the villagers knew the result, they all looked at each other for a while, especially the bachelor who was joking that day, kneeling in front of his sixth uncle's house and unwilling to leave for a long time.

My father said that since then, the joking bachelors in the village have never dared to joke when they meet people, and they will transfer some money to their aunt's house every month to make amends.

Therefore, as a person, especially an adult, we must keep one sentence in mind: you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! If you can't joke, you will ruin a family, and in the end, your conscience will stay forever. This is something that is caused for no reason. That's how hard it is.

Here, I solemnly remind each other, especially you and me who like to make fun of others: jokes are risky, so be careful what you say!