How does the cart master tell jokes?

1, chef, you are diligent as a swallow, and you build a gourmet palace with small delicacies. You are as lovely as an angel, guiding people to the paradise of food. Men like to conquer the world, women like to conquer men, and chefs like to conquer mankind. World Chef's Day, when learning to cook. I wish you realize your ideal and conquer the gastrointestinal tract!

2, no bamboo is vulgar, no meat is thin. Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

Four chefs were playing mahjong when a fire broke out outside the door. They didn't notice.

4. In the middle of watching the movie in the cinema, the screen of the cinema turned dark, and everyone was puzzled and began to talk. A buddy suddenly shouted excitedly: that who, front row, move the mouse!

5, cabbage green salt brown rice, crock water chrysanthemum tea.

6. If you can worship Huang Rong as a teacher elder sister, I will make a moonlit night on the 24th Bridge for you. If you can learn from Hong Qigong, I will make you a beggar chicken. However, I have the ideal of a chef, but I graduated from New Oriental. I have to make you a braised eggplant. I hope you can taste happiness. 65438+1October 20th World Chef's Day, I wish you happy every day and delicious food every day!

7. Whether the food is good or not depends on a knife. A good potato needs to be shredded and sliced. The taste of food is good because of the heat. Tomatoes taste like tomatoes, and potatoes taste like potatoes without seasoning. World Chef's Day, make original dishes with your heart, have fun and eat healthily!

8. Once, a boy named Wei called his girlfriend, and his mother-in-law received it and asked, What's your surname, young man? Aunt, my surname is Wei. My mother-in-law: Wei what? Boy: Aunt, I don't know why. I was born surnamed Wei, and my mother-in-law:

9. There are many kinds of delicious food, and customers are full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

10, this dish is so colorful that it makes my mouth water. Look at other dishes, which dazzles me.

1 1. The baked sweet potato is burnt and covered with grass ash. Smell it, and the fragrant smell will immediately enter your insides, making you drool "three thousands of feet".

12, no matter what others do, it is also a dark disk, and I am a black hole disk.

13. Father and son watch TV together. Father said: those African refugees can't eat, so thin and pitiful! Son disagrees: liar! How can they afford a perm when they have no food to eat?

14, the food is good, but it is difficult to cook; The kitchen is easy to enter, but the cook is difficult to cook. You can't be a cook without hard work, and you can't cook without sweating. World Chef's Day offers heartfelt wishes and thanks to chefs who are busy between pots and pans.

15, homesickness is a taste of missing. No matter how many years a person has been wandering outside, even if his accent has changed, he still has unlimited ideas about the food in his hometown.

16, Huangpu Egg Source Cuisine in Hong Kong, and Seafood Tofu Brain Rice Dining Hall in Tianjin.

17, under the pot and spoon, it's big and dry, near the stove, and the sun and the moon are long. Food is the most important thing for the people. It's a delicious cooking room. A ray of fire makes you happy; A pair of hands brings delicious food. On World Chef's Day, I wish you a delicious meal and great happiness!

18, palm fried ladle conductor, delicious dancing and singing hymns.

19, World Chef's Day, send you a happy pot and make a smiling dish; Send you a good luck spoon and cross yangguan avenue; Send you a fire of success and ignite a prosperous family business; Send you a heartfelt wish for a happy life!

20. I saw Polaris crying in the night sky. I asked Polaris why she was crying. Polaris said: Alas, nowadays the little stars are more and more self-hyped. I'm afraid the honor of my compass won't last tonight!

2 1. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of the master.

22. That day, our chef and boss went to try vegetables. The boss was driving his car when suddenly a dog rushed out of the corner and was about to hit it. The boss stopped suddenly, but the dog stopped, too.

23. Roast duck with diced pepper and fish head, prawns with sweet and sour ribs, boiled chicken feet with sliced meat, grilled chicken skewers and fried bean sprouts with fat sausage.

24. How do you know that some part of your body is sick? When you feel which part "exists", it means which part is sick. Some people spend their whole lives trying to prove their existence. His sick part should be the brain.

25. On World Chef's Day, I invited "World master chef" to cook a "happy" dish for you: a "rich dish" made of good luck sauce meat, good luck heart, healthy kidney, sweet elbow and good luck tendon ... It is a special kind of love after being boiled, boiled, roasted, fried, stewed and fried.

26. Suddenly I saw my old friend walking in front, holding his hand and taking a few steps forward. The man looked back in surprise and said with a smile, I am someone else, not your friend, so let go. Hearing this, I was embarrassed and said, you are my friend, big monkey. I have the money to forget your old friends and am ashamed to be friends with you. The man scratched his head, and I ran away!

27. The whole country in the Yangtze River knows the beauty of fish, and it feels like bamboo shoots and mountains.

28. I waited in line at the supermarket to check out. A fat man in the back stared at my cart and said, I bought so much food. I said, yes, you bought a lot, too. The fat man said that he couldn't help eating every day, and his mood was so complicated. I said, you can't eat like this. No matter how fat you are, you can't get a wife. The fat man was silent for a moment and said, Lao tze is a woman!

29. Once I sang with my friend, I wanted my friend to sing a nunchaku of Jay Chou, but I was very anxious because I was happy. Welcome XXX to sing Zhou Jie-Great Shuang Jie! Ah! You embarrassed me!

30. Speaking of XXX, it is really difficult to speak; Think of once, you are also all-powerful; Recalling the past is really unbearable; Never say hello, let alone hold hands; Now that you are old, go to your home again; Looking around, the body has long since disappeared; Bow down and lament: I miss that dog!

3 1, green bamboo shoots welcome the boat, and red fish come for nothing.

32, good luck, first send a dish, I wish you someone to love; Another bowl of soup will keep you healthy forever; Drink a glass of wine, money is there every day; Another bowl of rice, the family will always accompany; The last glass of water, life is always sweet, don't forget to bring a cup of tea and laugh all day. On the World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy taste and a happy life.

33. A good dish is a dish with strong soup and heavy oil and water. Use words such as "strong but not greasy", "rich and mellow taste" and "heavy salt and heavy oil" to describe delicious food. Chef's seasoning is also inseparable from the principle of "thick, heavy and big".

34, busy stove turns, fish jump chicken crow roll preserved eggs. Putting an anvil on the fresh meat of pigs and sheep is a beautifully carved prototype. The frying pan is fragrant and dyed, and cooked as it is. Diners can't help but linger, and the smell is unforgettable. "World Chef's Day" is coming, I wish you happiness! Healthy, happy and cheerful. I'd rather work alone and serve thousands of people.

35, taste food, not taste the menu, burn a pot of good food, not burn money.

That cook never stops cutting vegetables and cooking. That knife is really convenient in his hand.

37. Zongzi is made of pure white glutinous rice and red dates wrapped in green reed leaves. After cooking, peel off the reed leaves and see a few bright red agates embedded in the rice ball, which is very beautiful.

38. There was a traffic accident, many people were watching, and no reporter could squeeze in. I had a brainwave: I am the son of the injured, please get out of the way! As expected, the onlookers got out of the way. The reporter looked over and saw that it was a dog that was crushed to death.

39. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you talk in class and stand outside the classroom as a punishment!" " Xiao Ming's deskmate: Teacher, can I go out and stand with Xiao Ming? "Teacher:" You didn't speak again. Why did you stand and be punished? "Xiaoming deskmate:" He hasn't finished his joke yet.

40. Wear a smooth hat, blow a happy whistle, light the flame of good luck, pick up a healthy frying spoon, put in colorful dishes and add happy spices.

4 1 and 20th World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy taste every day, happy and worry-free!

42. One day Xiaoming suddenly discovered, "I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but I don't have a third aunt." So he went to ask his father, "Why don't I have a third aunt?" I thought for a moment: "Did my third aunt die when I was young?" Xiao Ming's father said: Your third aunt is your mother!

43. Every city has different streetscapes and different cuisines, but without you, everything seems the same.

44. There is no plum blossom in a warm mountain, but a crab in the Qingjiang River.

45. Can you believe that I will make a dedication?

46. According to the law, a man can only get married at the age of 22, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

47. The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, fragrant and delicious, with the characteristics of fragrance, crispness and tenderness.

48. The skin of the dumpling is thin and even translucent. Open your mouth and take a bite. The delicious juice inside will flow into your mouth and bite open the meat ball soaked in juice. Not fat or greasy, the entrance is smooth ... that's so beautiful!

49. I envy the chef and want to learn to cook. I'll try first. Walking into the kitchen, it was smoky and pungent. My hands were soaked and my feet slipped. Dressed up as a chef, it's hard to tell who is who. Just listen to explosions, hisses, autoclaves, and steam whistling. Delicious food and seafood, fresh spices, everything. The knife sounds like a broken bone, and the knife rises and falls. Today's Chef's Day, let me taste the bitterness first and remind my colleagues not to learn to cook. You'll regret coming.

50. Buy pork bones at the East Gate and order orange sauce. Steamed chicken is the most famous, and beautiful women are not fish and turtles.

5 1, if one day you encounter unhappy things, don't be sad, you can tell me, don't worry, others won't know, because I am the kind of person who would rather laugh to death than tell others!

52. Everyone in the world is a senior, but they don't realize that many years are now. I have a simple wanqiu (immortal name) method, which only gives porridge to immortals.

53. Skillful knife skills and amazing skills; Clever and ingenious; Ingenious conception and originality; Properly matched and nutritious; Cooking and cooking, proficient in everything; Carefully conditioning, do not have a flavor; Cooking with heart is absolutely classic; Take it to the table. Absolutely delicious. World Chef's Day, I wish you happy cooking and happiness!

54. Citrus is a specialty of sea salt. There is a golden moon in the orange peel. They live in the same house.

55. Spring leeks were cut off in the night rain, and new kitchen pipes were built.

56. I went to wash my feet and massage, watching my sister blush and suffocate. I thought to myself, "hey, how many grievances girls have suffered for their lives now." So I let her massage for a while and gave her a few hundred more. After that, my sister endured tears and forced a smile and said, "Brother, welcome to come again next time." .

It is said that people unconsciously eat more than 70 kinds of insects and 10 spiders while sleeping. In order to avoid this terrible thing, remember to put on a mask and put two green onions in your nostrils before going to bed!

58, small mess, small, thin skin, as long as you scoop it into boiling water, you can put it in a bowl and have a bite, so delicious!

59. You always see the goddess taking selfies. Anyway, she is not fat. In fact, she took a bite of everything and put down her chopsticks.

60. Because I wanted to contact a classmate, but his phone didn't have his number, I sent a short message to a classmate who was very familiar with him, "Do you have X's phone number?" Then wait for a reply, receive a reply, open the short message, and impressively write, "Yes". In desperation, I sent him a short message: "So, please tell me?" Continue to wait for five minutes, receive a reply, can't wait to open it, and write two more words, "OK"!

6 1, World Chef's Day is coming. I will cook plates of good luck for you, sweet drawers, bowls of happiness, bowls of happiness, healthy butterflies and road to riches. Haha, friend, World Chef's Day, I send you this sumptuous meal by SMS, waiting for you to taste it!

62. Precipitate the nutrition of ingredients, extract attractive colors and stimulate diners' desire to taste; By capturing the fashion of the senses and paying attention to the health of collocation, you are changing people's dietary thinking. Thanks to food producers and great chefs, we have made our world more bittersweet, more desirable and satisfying. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy day.

63. Anonymous was on a business trip and told her boyfriend who was a chef: I bought a sexy pajamas.

64. This thing should only exist in the sky, and there are several times on earth.

65. Good luck spoon in the palm, happy hat on the top of your head, holding out the "food" of Gankun when boiling, and turning over a room to achieve "food" on earth. Taste it, remember the taste of the years, taste it, and forget the troubles in the world. World Chef's Day, bless chefs all over the world!

66. At present, food can always be thoughtful or greedy. Observe before eating, think while eating, and appreciate after eating.

67. When I was a child, our family treated us and cooked a lot of dishes. Because my brother was naughty, I ran to my mother to complain. I told my mother that my brother put a fly in the dish. Mother is angry' Answer: This dead child really annoys me. Then he asked me: What did you do after you saw your brother do this? I proudly said: I am afraid that the guests will feel uncomfortable after eating live flies, so I sprayed pesticides on the dishes!

68, delicious praise spread, study hard and practice cooking for decades.