Collection of jokes about a Northeast family

(1) Couple

Aunt Yan: Do you want one or two?

Uncle Xu: I want two!

Aunt Yan (quickly and firmly): Thirty-nine!

(2)? Stumbling

? Oops, I stumbled again! I started falling when I was young, and I have been stumbling all my life!

(3) Untitled

? If the phone number is empty, you don’t have to worry about it, it means that I am gone.

(4) Northeastern Girls

? In the evening, my daughter said, "Mom is craving for tea eggs. I will cook some tomorrow." My mother didn't say anything. When I woke up the next morning, I saw that my mother had already cooked tea eggs. The daughter said: "Mom, I'm hungry for stars [baring teeth]" Mom still didn't say anything, maybe there will be stars to eat tomorrow [satisfied]