A joke to amuse the children.

Joke story to amuse children: Once upon a time, there was a man who sold fried dough sticks, which were well fried, but he could not bear to sell them and ate them himself; Fried badly, I couldn't sell it, so I ate it myself.

Chapter 1: Children's Funny Stories 1. Today, I reprimanded my daughter for being naughty, saying that she was too disobedient and wanted to give her to someone else to raise. Then ~ then ~ she went into the room and collected several sets of clothes she liked, and went to the door to wait for someone to pick her up. pick up ..........

God replied: Well, how old is your daughter? I still like Lori. By the way, father-in-law, where is your home?

A student told me that she was unlucky. I asked what was going on. She said that two of the four options can be found wrong, and the remaining two can't tell who is right and who is wrong. And she can cleverly avoid the correct answer every time. After all these years, she was heartbroken.

3, sleeping at night, my wife complained: Why do you always squeeze me?

I said:? Otherwise, let's buy a bunk bed. ?

Wife is furious:? Damn it! You married me back to be your roommate! ?

Alas, some problems can't be solved at all!

4、? Do you think I like you because I talk to you?

? I love you! ?

5, four words to sum up your 20 16:

Forget it!

Chapter 2: Children's joke stories 1. Arguing with women is like a license agreement before software is used. Can I just ignore everything and choose at the end? I agree? .

I heard that you should never work with your relatives. Salary is not easy to talk about. Talking about salary hurts your feelings, not yourself. . . I finally feel it now!

3、? Excuse me, do you have Sanmao's book?

? Don't go to the bookstore if you are poor. ?

4、? Although we were poor before, we were all happy. It's different now. ?

? Now you have money?

? Now I'm not only poor, but also fucking unhappy.

Chapter III: Children's Funny Stories 1. This is how I proposed to my wife. One day, I ordered a family bucket and told her that after eating this family bucket, it would be a family! She agreed!

2, girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and endless shopping in the vegetable market. No matter how hard you work, you won't have time to shop or go shopping. You can only work overtime to order takeout.

3. The young man asked the Zen master: Will love transcend gender? Zen master:? This is a grand proposition, sometimes it is, sometimes it is not. You close the door, close the curtains, put out the candles, and I'll tell you in detail ...?

4, angry with my girlfriend, I think we are men, have to coax her? She turned her back on me. Do I have a hot face and a cold ass? Then she eased up a little. She pointed at me and said, I forgive you once, and I'll mess with you next time. I'll give you some color to see if you want to adjust the atmosphere, so I asked her what color, and she said: red first, green if not.

5. When I first entered the society, I met a supervisor who was lazy, late and left early, and had a bad temper. I always cry! I can't look at it like this. So I organized employees to complain about him together!

After we kept complaining, the boss fired me?

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