Does anyone know a joke about airplanes?

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao were on a plane together, and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. It was only then that I discovered that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while, then Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat, and said, "Let's do this. The mountain man will ask a few questions, and those who can answer them will parachute, and those who can't will have to jump by themselves." Others had no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?"

Liu Bei thought briefly and answered "one", so he took an umbrella and went down.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Sun Quan answered "one" and took an umbrella and went down.

Finally it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Cao Cao was startled and was too confused to answer, so he had to jump down. Unexpectedly, he jumped on Save a life in the sea. Cao Cao was secretly glad.

The second time four people encountered an emergency on a plane, the four of them discussed it together and decided to stick to the old method.

Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle in which King Wu of Zhou defeated King Chu?"

Liu Bei thought briefly and answered "The Battle of Muye" Zhuge Liang nodded. , so Liu Bei took an umbrella and went down.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?"

Sun Quan thought for a while and said, "About thirty or forty thousand." Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag. Went down.

Cao Cao couldn't help but snickered and thought, "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything about ancient times and the present, especially military affairs. This time you are in trouble."

I saw Zhuge Liang asking "They What are their names?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump in. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again to save his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself, "md, I'm lucky, let's see what you, old Zhuge, can do to me?!"

The same four people took a plane for the third time, and the plane encountered another emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge The old man wants to tease me again, so I might as well jump off myself to avoid being insulted. So with a sudden thought, he jumped down and descended at high speed in the air.

I could only hear Zhuge Liang’s laughter coming from above: “Cao Cao, Cao Cao, you are so smart, haha, there are four parachutes on the plane today!