This sketch tells a joke to the students.

Xiao Wang: Singing (getting up in the morning, it's a beautiful day, wearing pants to go to the toilet), coming out, wearing thick clothes and walking around with steamed bread in his mouth.

Come face to face with classmate a.

Hello, classmate, in order to help poor students, please buy a newspaper and support our sunshine action.

Wang: (waving coldly in disapproval) A is ringing.

Next, classmate B.

B: Hello, classmate. I am a student of mechanical engineering college. Please buy a newspaper to show love to poor students.

Wang: (rummaging through his pockets and shrugging his shoulders to show that he has no money) B is over. Wang walked on.

Face to face c

Hello, classmate. ...

Wang (interrupting) supports Operation Sunshine and buys newspapers.

C: How do you know? so do you? ...

Wang: Look at me (taking off my sunglasses). Do I look like a newspaper seller to you? This look, this face, alas, a dozen people have told me about that road. I said, are you bored? You should lengthen the front line a little, such as building two shopping malls and Wuhan Iron and Steel Hotel. Why are you wandering around in such a small circle at school? There is (obviously) no future here.

C: (thinking) What you said seems reasonable.

Wang: Personally, I am still very supportive of Operation Sunshine. Selling newspapers is not only for poor students, but also a good opportunity to exercise yourself. As a student, such an opportunity is very rare. You should seize this opportunity, enlarge your courage and shout louder slogans, and it will be done in a few minutes.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Newspapers are small and have a great ability to respond to people. Once upon a time, there was an entrepreneur in Japan who helped whatever he was called. People are all salesmen, practicing the gold medal smile in sales promotion. As a result, their business is particularly good. Therefore, if you want to sell a newspaper, you should first smile and give a good impression, and then introduce the contents of the newspaper, which is better to sell.

Thank you, big brother. That's very kind of you.

Wang: (grasping C's hand) It is really good for everyone to be good.

C: eldest brother, I'm leaving first. At first, I thought selling newspapers was a trivial matter, but I didn't expect that I had so much knowledge.

Wang: You should remember that you should be practical in your work, not only by talking, but also by doing it.

c； Yes, I remember. I went to Jianer Shopping Mall to sell newspapers. Goodbye.

Wang: Waiting for your good news.

After C left, Wang looked around and saw no one. He unbuttoned his clothes and revealed many newspapers.

Wang: Mom, what should I do with this pile of things? If I had known, I wouldn't have taken part in this stupid action. Alas, I can't bear it any longer.

Come up with a classmate d

D: hello, classmate. Do you sell newspapers?

Wang: (suddenly stands up and puts on sunglasses) Who, who, who sells newspapers, where, where?

D: Didn't you sell it?

Wang: (wry smile) Joke, do I look like a newspaper seller to you? Look at my face, look at my body. ...

D: Then these newspapers.

Wang: These, these were seen by my classmates in the dormitory yesterday. I took them out and threw them away.

D: I have to see so many things a day.

Wang: What's the matter? Can't you? Anyway, really.

D: Oh, sorry to bother you (D takes it off, Wang pauses)

After d left,

W: (Unfortunately) Alas, I can sell one when I see it. I don't know why you can't save face Well, I'm a man,

Behind the scenes voice

Li (female): Wang Xiaodong.

Wang: (following the voice) Oh, no, it's small. I was embarrassed when she found out. (quickly hide the newspaper on your body. )

Li: Hey, Wang Xiaodong, what are you doing here?

Wang. Look at the scenery.

Li: Looking at the scenery here on such a hot day, you must be ill. Still wearing such thick clothes.

Wang: What's the matter? Look at the scenery. I like to wear thick clothes, but I can't.

Li: (embarrassed) Forget it, I won't argue with you. You know, today is the sunshine action of our college, volunteering to sell newspapers and donate poor students. I also participated.

Wang: Really? How's it selling?

Li: Not bad. I sold fifty copies in two hours so that I could donate ten yuan to poor students.

Wang: Oh, it's only 10 yuan, but I can't buy many ice creams. I think you don't always sell newspapers, but donate them to poor students. How much money can you raise? Do you know Bill Gates? Donate billions to charity every year. If you all sell newspapers like you, it is estimated that you can't even support yourself.

Li: Yes, but there are several Bill Gates in the world.

Wang: At the end of the day, I can save some living expenses to donate, which is better than selling newspapers on a hot day. You guys are so boring.

Li: Boring Wang Xiaodong, you can give me advice, but don't slander our behavior. Actually, it's not just about money, you know? Last time, our League branch went to the countryside to participate in practice and visited a primary school in Dabie Mountain. Do you know what children there eat every day? A decent meal of rice is a luxury for them. They can't even afford to buy textbooks for study. What is their annual tuition? Twenty dollars. Many people drop out of school even if they can't afford the twenty dollars.

There are so many poor students in China that one or two people can't solve them at all. We must mobilize the whole society to solve them. This newspaper sale organized by the whole hospital was also put forward by us collectively. Although it didn't raise a lot of money, everyone who participated in this action has a belief that as long as they can do more, they can do more for the children who are out of school. Everyone thinks what they do is meaningful, and people like you only know how to talk. . .

Sister Wang (interrupting), I was wrong.

Li: Hum, I don't care about you. Don't think it is easy to sell newspapers. (Looking at Wang) It's good for you to sell one book in an hour.

Wang: Don't underestimate me. I can sell newspapers like you.

Li: I only talk big and talk to you for a long time. I have to go first. There are some things to do in class. (End)

Wang (watching Li leave) Hum, if you dare to underestimate me, I will, I will sell it to you.

Wang: I picked up the newspaper and went to the field (shouting with my hand as a horn), but I couldn't shout it out because of timidity.

Wang: (to himself) By the way, smile, gold medal smile.

At this time, a group of classmates came face to face.

Chong Wang, get up. Hold the newspaper and smile first. (Laughing far-fetched)

Student: You are sick.

Wang: Oh, I'm annoyed. It seems that this trick won't work. Forget it. Let's get down to business.

Here comes an e.

Wang: Hello, classmate. In order to help poor students, please buy a newspaper and support our Sunshine Action.

E: (Shake your hand coldly to show your refusal)

Close soon:

Wang: Hello, classmate. In order to help poor students, please buy a newspaper and support our Sunshine Action.

F: (Search your pockets and shrug your shoulders to show that you have no money)

Coming face to face, G.

G: Hello, classmate. ...

G: Newspapers in Yang Yang. It means I have already bought it.

Wang: Look at the watch. Oh, no, it's time to gather.

Here we go. h:

Wang: Wow, here comes the savior. Small mosquito

Mosquito: Oh, it's you, wax gourd. What are you doing here, enjoying the cool?

Wang: Come, come, come, buy me a newspaper.

Mosquito: Hey, I haven't seen you for days. I started this business.

W: What? Subsidize poor students, Sunshine Action.

Mosquito: Thumb up, noble, noble and admirable. I have one more question to think about. I have to hurry back and think about it. Is there anything faster than the speed of light in the world? what's up Still no, alas, it's really annoying. (Step down)

Wang: (Hey, hey, hey) Don't run. It's ungrateful and you won't help me.

The assembly whistle sounded (everyone gathered from all directions)

Counselor: Hey, class, how many newspapers have you sold?

A: Fifty, B: seventy, C: seventy-five, D: eighty. ...

Counselor: Great. Through this action, we can not only raise a sum of money for poor students, but also exercise ourselves in the action and know that money is hard to come by. (Looking at Wang holding a pile of newspapers) How much did you sell Wang Xiaodong?

Wang: (sorry) I, I didn't sell any of them. I ... I ... ...

Counselor: There is nothing to be ashamed of. This is an opportunity to exercise. I believe you can also learn from it. Come on, hand in the newspaper, and then sell it at the Institute of Materials Metallurgy in the afternoon.

Wang: No, Counselor, this is the task given to me. I-I have to sell it. I think it is meaningful to help the poor students or to exercise themselves. I used to like to talk big, and I didn't know my gap until I compared with everyone. So, please let me do this exercise again.

Counselor: (after thinking for a moment) Well, all right. In the afternoon, you can sell it with your classmates from the Institute of Materials Metallurgy.

Wang: No, I will sell it myself when it is dissolved. By the way, can you tell me if Operation Sunshine will stop? When is the next time?

Counselor: (deeply) Operation Sunshine will never stop. As long as there are caring students like you in the school, Operation Sunshine will never stop, right?

Student: Yes! !